Weekend Open Thread
December 8, 2017
Hatching Out
An emu chick hatches at the Wild Rose Emu Ranch in Hamilton, Montana. Your Shot photographer Pam Voth waited for hours, watching the chick work on coming out of its shell. “What surprised me was the delicate, tiny little whistling call it made as it was hatching,” she remembers. “In the wild, this chick’s whistle would have been answered by the male on the nest.”
Category: Open thread
FIRST BOOM
KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Well played!
Congrats Chip!
I wanted to give someone else a chance this week. I bow to your success!
First Again!
I’m here. Pfffft!
HELLO!!!!
(Is this thing on?!??! )
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
2nd
Pshew….
I thought I was by myself here and I was getting a little freaked out.
Like maybe aliens had abducted everyone on TAH and left me here……alone…..
top 10!
I guess I take 3rd?
And the Willy threefer going for a fourfer streak is over.
Funny thing though, I could have sworn I heard Willy’s F5 key screaming all the way out here in the Mountain Time Zone for the last hour.
ChipNASA is duly recorded into the Coveted Book of WOT Firsts and has a oner going.
Claw, I didn’t want to be a hog and give someone else a shot at it!
Well a different first place finisher this week…nice!
Okay, here’s your weekend menu.
Bacon mac & cheese with ham.
Just make regular mac & cheese, mulch up some ham in that cuisinart thingy, mix part of it with the cheese sauce and the other part with the cooked pasta. Crown it with cut-up bacon, then bake it at the usual time and temperature.
Biscuits: iffen yern don’t rise none, get them there store-bought biscuits in a can, ’cause they’re all flakey and the butter melts just as good.
Green beans on the side, sauteed w/bacon and chopped or minced garlic
Cut-up veggies
Dessert: anything chocolate, or gooey, or requiring about a full can of whipped cream.
And try hot cider with a slice of lemon. The lemon flavor offsets the cloying sweetness of the cider.
Hi Ex, now that sounds yummy! You can Fed-Ex me some??
Frankly, Willie, I think the FedEx people would make it disappear before it reached you.
I think you’re right my Dear!
Almost forgot: the bacon should be partially cooked before it’s added to the mac & cheese.
For the world’s best creamy mac and cheese you have to use sour cream instead of milk. Also, only the finest shredded cheddar cheese on Planet Earth from Weyauwega Star Dairy.
They sell it online and only ship in the winter unless you have a refrigerated semi trailer…
Trust me on this one guys and gals…
The rest of the world’s cheese is comparable to sliced cardboard…
http://www.stardairy.com/products/cheese
Unless that cheese has been endorsed by Dennis Chevalier, I won’t try it.
Top 10
GO NAVY! Beat Army!
1500 EST tomorrow.
Go Army, we might actually have a chance this year??
We won last year, WW. And we are gonna win again!!
GO ARMY! BEAT NAVY!!!🏈🐐
BTW, WW, hope you are feeling better today. ☺
Thank you sir, I go get checked on the 28th to see if my chemo did any good?
Hope you all have a great weekend!
We are all hoping that all is well with you WW.
Anyone with a Threefer for the TAH is worthy of all our thoughts and prayers WW.
Damn I forgot it was FRIDAY!!!!!!
Never play cards with a man named “Doc.”
Don’t eat at diner called “Mom’s.”
DO NOT drink anything on fire….
…and don’t ever forget Fridays!
Maxims of AW1Ed
And never bend over, open wide and say “ahhhhhh”
Take your word on that, DBB.
Nasty with a whole lotta TMI
Wise words.
Good and uplifting Wisdom !!!!
Two kids and a lack of sleep has me all the very the place
Never look back, something might be gaining on you.
Never draw to an inside straight.
Avoid crowds, they ain’t restful.
Avoid fried foods, they angry up the blood. -from the wit an wisdom of Yogi Berra
The card comment might be from Brett Maverick, I forget.
And another week goes by where the Commie LT’s status remains unknown.
Probably has a desk job… in a broom closet… answering phones and taking messages.
Yep, but here’s hoping he’s pulling PLO (Permanent Latrine Officer) up at the Brigade Headquarters where all the best shit comes from./smile
Probably at the S-3 Ops Shop in charge of the Grease Pencil Sign Out Sheet.
Navy has the coveted LSJO position- Little Shitty Jobs Officer- pretty much the same thing.
No, no, please no. If that’s where he is, he might be our old friend Will Stockdale’s boss. I don’t think I’d like that one bit, no-sir, dog-it, not one bit.
sj: I could be wrong, but have this feeling that PAOs will ensure no information will be released about him for damage control purposes..
Sure you are right but gotta keep asking the question. Maybe a “journalist” will?
Have a good weekend y’all!
Back atcha, Roh-Dog
Amen !!!!!
Same back
Top Twenty! Wow, that may be a personal best.
I can’t believe that Ashley Judd got on the cover of Time as person of the year.
http://www.eonline.com/news/898381/silence-breakers-are-time-s-person-of-the-year-for-2017
She took an active role in bashing Trump at the Woman’s March in January, but held back on Harvey Weinstein until the momentum shifted, yet was labeled as brave. How many other women suffered the same fate under Weinstein while she maintained her silence in regard to Weinstein’s ACTIONS but openly blasted Trump for STATEMENTS.
I’m under no illusion when it comes to hypocracy, but to openly flaunt it on the cover of time is nothing short of amazing.
As the magazine spirals into irrelevance…
Brave is not jumping on a bandwagon.
Prior to clicking that link, I’d literally never heard of the “silence breakers”.
Who’s Ashley Judd?
Cory Feldman should have been on the cover…
And every woman who came forward against Bill Clinton in the 1990’s and early 2000’s.
Can’t say I’d be all that upset about being harassed by Ashley Judd. As long as she didn’t consider me just a sex object…
Please note that the women in question waited until their own careers were safe before saying anything about Weinstein.
I’ll go you one further — I think they waited until it would be seen as a career booster vs. taking any risk.
WHO IS Ashley Judd? Oh, and Slime (*OOPS!*, Time) Magazine is still in business?
There is a magazine called “Time”?
Present and unaccountable.
Was off jamming with some co-workers in preparation for concertizing (or something that resembles that in some universe) at the upcoming office Christmas party.
That’s too much fun to be legal.
Not first, not last, but I thought this was pretty intresting:
https://www.globalsecurity.org/military/ops/airborne-jumps.htm
United States Airborne Combat Jumps.
Let us do remember that in one week from today, a rather unimportant person somewhere on the east coast will be told whether or not he has more of the same (that he’s already had) coming to him, like it or not.
(I am being mysterious on purpose.)
Wait, so Bill Clinton is getting back together with Monica?
Or is Bill Clinton being forced to actually sleep in the same bed as Hillary, and only Hillary?
Even Bill has some modicum of standards. Hehe, he probably makes Sid Blumenthal service the warthog.
No. It’s another miscreant in jail somewhere on the east coast.
Miscreants? Don’t both of them come up soon?
Monica got screwed on that story, seven ways from Sunday. One of these days some of her detractors are going to have to eat humble pie for the villainy that was inflicted against her.
Can’t say if she was a spitter, back then, but I’d guess that she’d spit on that son of a bitches grave, now.
Based on the existence of the “blue dress”…..
No real mystery, but the mention of names can cause unnecessary distress among sane people. It’s too near Christmas to risk the harm it could cause.
Agreed. Name silence is appropriate here.
Shhhhh…..be werrry werrry quiewet….ha ha ha
I’m guess that the unnamed individual will have a meltdown and get to stay in custody…
You give me hope, Senior Chief.
Christmas in July !!!
Oh wait… Christmas in prison !!!
Send them a soap on a rope for their presents so their bungs can adjust back to their normal state…
This is the crazy week of assorted Christmas celebrations. So far, have enjoyed three buffets with three different groups, a lovely sit down lunch at a country club, one luncheon blown off due to being too sick to attend, with a full blown Christmas dinner tonight with a retiree group, lunch tomorrow at the VFW (the auxiliary does this one to thank us for all we do), and another trip to the buffet with another club tomorrow evening. And my doc is concerned if I am getting out often enough??? Yeah, right.
Sorry, PH. Your menu sounds great, but you may give my portion to someone else this week. Maybe next week as well. I may never be able to eat again!
50th!
Wait, I’m not sure I know how this is played….
It’s like golf, Mason. Lower numbers are better…
If we are what we eat, and I eat ass all the time, then that makes me an ass, right?
Could be on to something, Lars. I don’t drink milk and I don’t have tits!
I just hope it’s not reciprocal…I’m an asshole but have some dignity…
That’s more than could be said for Danni! The high point of his miserable existence was learning how to Photoshop himself onto someone else’s dignified photo.
The Navy put this up the other day – pictures from Pearl Harbor on the morning of Dec. 7th, 1941 combined with new ones from now. Worth a look:
http://www.navy.mil/ah_online/ftrStory.asp?issue=3&id=78115
Here’s the story of a survivor of that Infamous Day.
James Downing, it’s quite the story.
http://www.navy.mil/ah_online/ftrStory.asp?issue=3&id=103671
👍👍👍
Well I did get that West German Sig P228, don’t tell Santa. Tax free New Hampshire and the FBI said I was a good boy this time.
Do you know if NH will sell to a MA resident?
They can, but most wont. And by can I mean send it to a MA dealer for you. When if first moved up here, and didn’t have my NH license some places wouldn’t even sell me ammo.
I don’t blame them for not selling a firearm to a MA resident but the ammo thing is stupid. I’ve been up here for going on 10 years and still haven’t gotten around to getting one of those FID things. Ah well, if I need a firearm I’ll just take it from one of the moonbat libs.
1st,err…51st
53th…..
Someware in the top 75.
Meanwhile, in KC MO the local Marine Reserve unit will be at the local miss managed NFL team’s game against the Raiders to collect cash and toys for the TOYS FOR TOTS campaigne this coming Sunday.
SEMPER FIDELIS
Ah, yes, Hamilton, MT.
Hometown of that former MCPON Michael D. Stevens that all you folks of the wet service have talked so lovingly about in the past.
So that’s all I have to say about that, except GO ARMY, BEAT NAVY!!!
Apparently, there was a little “tussle” during an exercise in Kenya.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/uknews/5084079/paras-gurkhas-military-exercise-mass-brawl/
Jorge
Maybe we should pit a platoon of Marines against a platoon of Army?
Nothing against my Army brothers and sisters but my money would be on the Marines 😉
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oh my! http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb4zaeb2fW1ru6hifo2_500.gif
In the spirit of the article and photo above…
Ostrich egg omelet:
Emu egg omelet:
Crocodile Egg Omelet:
Philip Brailsford was found not guilty of second degree murder in the shooting death of Daniel Shaver.
You can see a body cam video of the shooting here.
That’s one cop who never should have picked up a gun. Interestingly enough, the local police department fired him a couple months after the shooting for unsat performance. Totally unrelated to the shooting, naturally…
The EX-cop had small pp syndrome.
Either 85st or 86rd. Either way I still claim Honorary First and NOBODY has as many of those as I do!!!
Well GEE WHIZ, the TARDO-infested liberal media blows it yet again!
https://www.axios.com/the-medias-russia-probe-meltdown-3-screw-ups-in-one-week-2515978886.html
http://dailycaller.com/2017/12/08/cnn-botches-major-bombshell-alleging-contacts-between-don-jr-and-wikileaks/
FAKE NEWS indeed!
Fires are getting really bad in So Cali.
Our Friend TOW more than likely is in the thick of it all. Please keep him in your thoughts (and Prayers, if you are a Church person).
Will do,,,, it’s a complete mess out there
We are praying for all
Yep. Already been doing that. He and all his crew, their families, and commands.
For those looking to give the perfect gift this Christmas, may Hack suggest a coffee mug?
https://urbandictionary.store/products/mug?_sp=52a31697-dcaa-41a3-a84a-d3a6f612db3b.1512821051426&defid=11072210&utm_campaign=onpage&utm_source=define&utm_medium=web
How about a Cankles McPantsuit Christmas Tree Topper?
https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/dec/6/inside-the-beltway-resistmas-the-hillary-clinton-c/
Yeah, I didn’t think so either.
Thank you…and here I am low on eye bleach.
Red Ryder target!
😂😅😁🤣😆😜
A reminder about the greatest generation. Today Kirk Douglas turns 101. Enlisted in the Navy in 1941 and served until the end of hostilities. Happy Birthday Mr. Douglas.
Hey Jonn we sent you a Christmas Card my better half insisted
Happy holidays
FYI the care package we sent to you know who was sent back
Because they said it was inappropriate LMAO…
I tried
Do you think that other person would appreciate a book titled ‘How to Be a Better Person’??
Roger !!!!!
Or, “How To Win Friends and Influence People”.
AW1Ed and all Navy hands. Army guy question please. What is the difference and significance of an “All Hands Mast”, instead of say a, “Captain’s Mast”? Thank you for your help.
Asked and answered on another thread. Thank you.
It is a Captan’s Mast held in front of the entire crew. I have seen it done. Today, appropriate and very effective for minor violations of UCMJ.
In Naval tradition, all discipline hearings and procedures were held under or at the main mast where the entire crew would assemble and witness.
A meritorious mast is the same, however rather than an award of punishment, often a reward would be delivered for the outstanding performance.
Again, today an all hands mast for more serious violations, not appropriate.
Thank you VD. No wait…that didn’t come out as planned. Thank you Vexatious Defendant. (smile)
GO NAVY … BEAT ARMY!
Not sure why Army has Old Glory facing the wrong way on their jersey sleeves. Navy has theirs facing the correct way. Military custom is the Union always faces forward – well not today apparently.
The idea is that the flag, when worn on the right shoulder, will never be in retreat.
Yeah, that’s what I mean, the army team didn’t have the union facing forward.
Nope, NOT THIS YEAR!!! 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
👍👍👍👍👍👍😁😁😁
Army punches it in – lead 14-13 w/ 5:10 remaining in 4th.
Navy misses go ahead 48 yrd FG as time expires – Army wins 14-13 on a snowy day. Navy had two costly false start penalties on final drive.
If the Middie that missed the filed goal is an Underclass, I wonder how many Police Call and Floor Buffing Details are in his near future?
GO ARMY! WE BEAT NAVY!!!!
Great game. Both teams did well. 🏈🐐👏
Heh.
Welcome Back!!
Yeah, USMA 9-3, USNA 6-6, ASAFA 5-7 for the year.
Need we say more?
Oops, that should be USAFA.
Didn’t want it to be construed as Ass Sucking AFA./smile
HUH? The Air Farce Academy has a Football Team?
Tears. Tears of joy burst from my eyes as I watched that ball come off the kicker’s foot. “It’s going left! It’s going left!” It’s going LEEEFFFTTT!” And it did. And I cried, happily. The End.
I knew it. I knew it, I KNEW IT! That the Army’s win today would bring you back! Welcome Home, 2/17 Air Cav!!!! Welcome HOME!
(And please stick around…you are missed by all.😉
2/17 Air Cav, MY MAN! Glad to see a post from you. Hope all is well in your AO.
HOOOAH ! ! ! ! !
“Both teams did well.” Well, I must say that after soooooooooooo many years of the gloating goats of Navy kicking Army’s butt, I am in no mood to be as magnanimous as you. Both teams played. One team won. That was Army. The other team lost. That was Navy. One team was victorious: Army. The other defeated: Navy. Did I mention the Commander-in-Chief’s trophy? Talk about adding insult to injury. So, much as I do appreciate the salty service and its Veterans, I must say to all of them: Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah.
How about this one, 2/17 Air Cav:
https://youtu.be/6PQ6335puOc
😉😎
ARMY WINS
HOOOOOAH !!!!!!
In case things get busy here or there, here’s wishing everyone a very blessed holiday season, a Merry Christmas, a Happy (and prosperous) New Year, and whatever other greetings are appropriate for your neighborhood and circumstances.
Be well, all.
Same to you OWB. Godspeed to you in all respects.