Pete Kalamaris; Stolen Valor in the OC
The Orange County Weekly tells the story of Pete Kalamaris who claims to be a Naval Academy grad and a former Navy pilot.
Before December 2016, Kalamaris is claimed by the OCDA to have applied for and received a high-level paying job with a six-figure salary based on his purported education and military experience.
On Dec. 6 of that year, he is accused of filing a declaration in a civil case claiming he was wrongfully terminated from his job. Under penalty of perjury, Kalamaris is accused of claiming in court papers of not only being a Naval Academy grad and Desert Storm vet but that he served in the Navy for 22 years, was a fighter pilot, reached the rank of commander and earned an MBA from an esteemed university.
Further, prosecutors allege, he attached forged copies of Naval Academy transcripts, a bachelor of science degree and photos of himself wearing a Navy uniform and medals of distinction. But he actually did not earn any of those, charges the OCDA, which adds the Naval Academy has no record of Kalamaris ever attending there, let alone graduating.
That’s brilliant, making false military claims in court testimony and providing the court with forgeries. This guy is a regular rocket surgeon.
Anyway, he’s facing “two felony counts of perjury, two felony counts of forgery, falsifying documents and impersonating a veteran to defraud.”
I’m sure the fellas in prison are going to love him, literally.
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
he’s facing “two felony counts of perjury, two felony counts of forgery, falsifying documents and impersonating a veteran to defraud.”
Not coincidently, the charges will be dropped during the plea deal in the reverse order.
Bubba & Thor gonna have some fun with his ass!! Wonder who they’ll “marry” him off to after they’re done? He gots a purty ‘mouf too!
Not to mention his meat-gazer/toe-tapper grin!
Which Prison Bride website is he registered with? I want to throw $5 towards buying him an industrial sized barrel of I Can’t Believe It’s Not KY Jelly.
Just look for the one sponsored by the guys at the BTJT Deli (Home of the WORLD FAMOUS Cockmeat Sammich).
Lying about stolen valour in a bar will get your ass beaten. Lying about stolen valour before the bar will get your ass beaten IN PRISON!
Oh. Hell. No.
In that photo of him posted above where he’s playing ‘dress-up’ in those Navy dress whites, this assclown is wearing Naval Aviator wings and what looks like a Navy Cross.
If ex-OS2 or IDC SARC are up on the net, please bring it ASAP; you know what to do.
Cleared hot.
Thank you, Silentium Est Aureum and A Proud Infidel®™, for your quick response.
You both shacked the target.
BDA: 100/100
Navy Cross, Purple Ouch, Navy/Marine Corps Medal…go big or go home
he sure got a purty mouth..there’s gonna be a banjo playing and pig squealin hoedown good time in his jail cell
@ 2:09 mark
😉
Cocksucker.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Shack!
Cocksucker.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Flaming remains of shack!
Why do these ass clowns think they can get away with such stupid acts of forgery? This stuff is so easy to verify, why do they think they can get away with this shit? On the bright side, at least this cocksucker didn’t claim to be a SEAL??? I have never seen so many fake SEALS as we have had this week? It must be some kind of record??? This fucker sure knows how to play dress up, doesn’t he? He will look real purty in his prison jump suit!! Fuck this Cocksucker!!
For crying out loud….
it’s go big or go home day here on TAH
Enjoy your google fame moron
My favorite bag ‘o shit is the type who probably had a lot of things going for him in life and decided to masquerade anyway…it practically made my morning to see he is most likely ruined by his own stupid actions…but I suppose he’ll collect a lot of cigarettes in his thong on chippendale night in the big house
“by the OCDA”
At first read I thought it had something to do with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
Maybe it still does.
Well, the OC Weekly is one of those “alternative” papers that advertises drug bust lawyers, plastic surgeons, and pron shops.
Not to mention a visceral hatred for Trump.
“a visceral hatred for Trump”
Yeah, I picked up on that too.
Actually his name is calamari, the s is because he is a multiple personality octopussy!
Whoa, whoa guys…don’t you recognize the real Pete “Maverick” Mitchell in the flesh?
He flew in VF-69 ‘Split Tails’ off the Big E and splashed 4 bandits with only firing 3 Sidewinders…the last one was bank shot!
C’mon…he’s got to be the real thing with his Good Humor ice cream man costume, right?
Can’t be the real thing unless he’s wearing his sunglasses while he’s indoors…
…while crooning “You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feelin'” at the “O” Club to some WESTPAC widow.
The movie that spawned 100k Bos’ns Mates. 😉
The stupid is strong in this one….
At least, he didn’t claim to be an “honorary chief” or a competent attorney.
A District Attorney office that is bad at investigating its employees should be really easy to beat in court.
OC Weekly writer Matt Coker apparently got so caught up in blowing his snarky anti-Trump horn that he couldn’t manage to weave a logical narrative. For example, there’s no indication of what Kalamaris was fired for last year, and why he claims it was unfair. Nor is the company involved named, or a stated reason for why Kalamaris was either required or volunteered to submit paperwork to the court. Or how the OCDA discovered such documents might be phony.
If the allegations are true, there’s little doubt Kalamaris should do time for fakery, felony stupidity, and generally being one of the lizard people.
On the other hand, Coker did a hack job which used an implied anti-military edge for no apparent reason except to push his own agenda. No surprise considering, according to his bio, he spent 13 years at a daily before “graduating” to the OC Weekly as its first calendar editor. For those who might not be aware of it, a calendar editor is roughly equivalent in status to the kid who delivers the paper on a bicycle, although the bicycle kid might make more money.
Dude probably works out with his “Gayness, The Jayness” Big “Gay” Jay Kerwin.
I’m guessing that they take turned “pumping” each other…
I am certainly overjoyed that someone had the balls and the good sense to ‘vet’ this guy’s prevarications. I bet he was not even old enough to have done all the stuff he claimed. Yes, he does look like he will be enjoyed by his jailhouse buddies. Enjoy the fella fellas!
Found him on another site and I think he must be up to his old tricks. Although it doesn’t tout military experience, it does say he graduated from Loyola, which I’d love to see proof of. You have to see this to believe it: https://www.crunchbase.com/person/pete-kalamaris