Joyelle Riley sentenced

| July 20, 2017

We’ve talked about Joyelle “JD” Riley in Mansfield, Ohio, before, like last July and December. She told folks that she was a “highly decorated Marine” and she pretended to have the cancer in order to defraud folks. She was sentenced to 3 years probation and restitution to some of her victims.

After that, the prosecutor found some other stuff to hang on her according to WMFD and she was in court to answer for that this week;

Riley was accused of using fake military discharge forms to get credit for convincing people she was a military veteran, which she is not.

Richland County Common Pleas Court Judge Brent Robinson sentenced Riley to three years in prison.

Riley must also pay restitution in the amount of $10,400 to Mansfield resident Barbara Walter.

Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures

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Combat Historian

That photo is of a WOMAN ???

Graybeard

Technically speaking, yes. One of the ugliest dikes I’ve ever seen.

ChipNASA

Is there such a thing as a “hot” dyke?

Graybeard

Just degrees of ugly dykes, and she’s pushing the low end of the scale, ChipNASA.

rgr769

Not really. But there are some attractive lipstick lesbians. Of course they could just be pron actresses doing girl-on-girl. Anyway, so I have heard.

David

Maria Bello.

Some guy

Portia de Rossi

Skippy

Freak show it is

bg2

I was asking the same question. It looks like a male.

Sparks

That’s what I said! I thought “Damn that’s high and tight for a woman!”.

Mark Lauer

But she, um….he……er….it….identifies as an assclown.

Silentium Est Aureum

That is one hell of a FUPA.

Not even IDC SARC would hit that.

AZtoVA

I’ll take that bet….

IDC SARC

low light, JD (Single Barrel), her GF joins the fun… and Bam!

Mick

Boom-boom!

Silentium Est Aureum

How many barrels?

I’d need two. In my mouth, and then pull the trigger.

Sparks

I’ll supply the shells.

Silentium Est Aureum

You won’t have to.

1610desig

That would take a whole lot of Barry White too

Skyjumper

Did somebody say Barry White? 😉

Perry Gaskill

That could work. Assuming you’re into the whole buffalo heifer with a bad haircut thing…

IDC SARC

Don’t hafta be into it…look at it like PT

and just think how much more you’ll appreciate the next one in comparison.

Skyjumper

Back in the day at the “Rocker Inn” at Ft. Knox, they were known as “Buffarilo’s………Big as a buffalo, ugly as a gorilla.

IDC SARC

She’d be a new personal record on both counts. Yeah Baybee!

IDC SARC

..still need the JD and another girl in the scenario though ….gotta have somebody on belay

A Proud Infidel®™

How ’bout roughing it with a paper bag instead?

IDC SARC

no sea story in that

Forest Green

We called them Her-fallos. God help you if two were coming down the p-way in the opposite direction. You’d get hurt.

Silentium Est Aureum

Ask a submariner about Bremelos, Bangorillas, Grotapotamouses, etc.

Atkron

Or any Med Cruiser that met Humpty Dumpty.

Guard Bum

And the ever popular Red Devil Blower.

Jarhead JJ

Dang, Rosey Rottencrotch is missing out on some action?

Mayhem

LOL, I almost forgot about the Rocker Inn at Knox. Buffarillo’s and TOG’s (Ton O’Guts)

The Other Whitey

The amount of alcohol and Other judgment-impairing substances necessary to get me to even consider that would kill hundreds of men. So, hell no.

Graybeard

Even dead I’d run away from hitting that. I have never been that desperate to get laid.

David

well, as a lesbian who propositioned me one memorable night said, even ours need to be stretched once in a while.

Graybeard

Oh, I worked with a lesbi once who was quite a looker.

From what I was told (being a happily married man and not inclined to stray) she enjoyed traditional activity as well.

David

the ‘quite a looker’ eliminates any possibility of a coincidence. I passed, too.

SSG D

Sorry IDC SARC hit the report button. Meant to say you might want a dose of vanco with that

IDC SARC

I can discriminate between 40 different STDs based on taste alone. My body fluids are used as controls for reagents by all the major public health organizations in the US and abroad…No worries

1610desig

You have your own suite on level 4 of the CDC

Guard Bum

When I was a Marine on sea duty back in the late 70s we often had a Sailor in the brig who would come in with various STDs in his mouth…and he never was off restriction long enough to go ashore. His one claim to fame though was he stole a pair of Pat Benetars panties from the ships laundry when she came aboard for a concert and tried to sell them….and of course got caught. But for a brief moment in time he was a hero! I still remember his name even.

Thunderstixx

Drape a flag over her face and bang her for Old Glory !!!

Just An Old Dog

Put a flag over her face,, then pull a South Carolina.
Id Secede from the Union before I’d hit that.

Fjardeson

Three-bagger. One on her, one on me, one on the light.

OC

Atta boy SARC !!!!

Eden

Is it still hittable?

Deplorable B Woodman

With a 2×4….or 4×4….your choice.

OldManchu

Jonn are you going to post a picture of her instead of that random Marine dude?

Mick

That is one helluva nice USMC ‘high and tight’, isn’t it?

Ex-PH2

Why do these people think they will never get caught?

Graybeard

She’s ugly enough, especially with that haircut, that she thought it would be just logic that only the Marines would have her.

The other branches have too much class for folks to believe she was in one of them.

Graybeard

*logical*

IDC SARC

yeah…as a joint service type I can tell ya that is inaccurate hyperbole.

Graybeard

I think a certain Facebook group put that idea to rest recently.

MSG Eric

Probably because too many DON’T get caught. For the 1 they catch, I’d bet there are 10 that don’t get caught, at least.

sgt. vaarkman 27-48th TFW

eeeeewwwwww! Now that is one fugly what ever it is ???????????????????????????

Green Thumb

What a moron.

I even bet she had a “General Discharge” forged on her paperwork.

Clown.

Deplorable B Woodman

Oh, I’m sure “she” has a “general discharge” alright….but best ask her doctor about it.

A Proud Infidel®™

I wonder if she’ll fork over even a dime of the monetary judgement against her?

Graybeard

Right after Bernasty does.

HMCS(FMF) ret

Strap-on Sally has a new bestie now????

Thunderstixx

She’s got a mudslime sex doll… Will blow herself up…

Carlton G. Long

I’m just happy that this individual got actual prison time.

Stephen McCartney

This species is categorized scientifically as to the level they occupy on the famous “Coyote Scale”

Dykus minimus ( plays softball, can wear make up)
Dykus maximus (owns a Harley Davidson and leathers)
Dykus “Rex” (vibrator made by Black and Decker)

CAPT Bones USN (ret)

Jarhead JJ

CAPT Bones, you forgot one or two:

Dykus tongueous (can roll tongue across width of table)
Dykus elephantus (eats elephant pusskins)
Dykus elongus (long of tongue)