Kevin Haggerty, the AWOL Marine politician update
Last year, we talked a bit about Kevin Haggerty, the Pennsylvania State senator who leaned heavily on his service in the Marine Corps during his campaign for office. It turns out that most of Haggerty’s time in the Marine Corps, he spent as a deserter, according to his records;
He was AWOL from May 11th to June 10th 1997 he was dropped from the roles and declared a deserter on June 11th until he was returned to the Marine Corps on July 20th and sent to confinement as a result. In September he was discharged from active duty and a year later discharged from the Reserves. So he was on active duty for nine months and spent more than four of those months as a deserter or a prisoner.
Of course, Haggerty denied that and claimed that he was honorably discharged and the voters believed him and put him in office.
Well, we got a message last night that his wife has applied for an order of protection;
State Rep. Kevin Haggerty’s wife filed for a protection-from-abuse order against him in Lackawanna County Court on Friday.
A court document indicates Jennifer Haggerty filed for the PFA against Haggerty, D-112, Dunmore, and a hearing on the matter is scheduled before Judge Patricia Corbett on May 31 at 9:15 a.m. No further details were listed.
Corbett confirmed the filing involved the state representative when contacted Friday night. County Sheriff Mark McAndrew said deputies served Haggerty with PFA paperwork Friday.
Kevin Haggerty did not return messages seeking comment. Jennifer Haggerty declined to comment when reached Friday night.
This fits with most valor thieves – they are sociopaths who can’t function properly in civilized society.
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
Beeyatch!
Hey, Kevin… protection-from-abuse orders don’t help you out when you’re running for reelection in the future.
PS – You’re still a wolverine feltching, ballsack working, STOLEN VALOR ASS HAMSTER!
Oh, here we go! I never did think I’d see someone running for office who was a worse liar than Lurch sKerry.
Another shittyassed Stolen Valor Swamp Donkey whose SA is merely the rancid cherry atop a moldy ratshit sundae. I wonder what other monkeyfuck stunts he’s pulled in the past..?
I make the motion for The Wall of Insults®™ to be leveled against Kevin Haggerty and suggest the addition of “moldy bowl of ratshit”‘and “steaming bucket of monkeyfuck”. If it gets any bigger we could call it “The Nine Pillars of Insults®™”! 😀😎
Second
I vote Aye!
As if another vote were needed, I vote aye!
ChipNASA, you are cleared HOT, I say again, CLEARED HOT, FIRE FOR EFFECT.
All hands on keys….
Turn to “launch” in 5 … 4 ….3 …. 2 …. 1… TURN.
“There’s a poser on the loose,
Scum wife-beater not in truce,
To Office he’s elected,
He needs to be re-jected,
We have thrown the big red ball,
It’s time for the wall,
Chip NASA, WHERE ARE YOUUuuuuuuu?
To the tune of:
Happy Monday. I’m here. I see you guys have taken care of the formalities. HERE WE GOOOOOO!!!!!!! Wall of Insults®™ FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!! DANGER CLOSE!!!! MOPP LEVEL 4!!! TAKE COVER!!!!! Kevin Haggerty, the AWOL Marine politician, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken fucker, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, gaping, Cambodian cunt sauce, ball working asshole, Poster-child for abortion, Swallowing Spoo Sampler, shit tonguing, munching wanktoaster, cock gobbling, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping, tit, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, lying, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, Bowl of ass soup, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, useless bag of monkey fuck, rancid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, Mayor Grundle of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, snowball, giggling beerflecked canker blossom , maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting fruitcake, putrid, rotting, whoreson whale’s carcass, overzealous polyp burglar, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, moron, Prevaricating Sphincter, baby unit, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, terminal crotch infection, asshat, dick pickle, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Assistant Jizz mopper in training, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker… Read more »
KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
HAHAAHHAHAHAHA!!! OMG that was the best tirade I ever read!!!
I didn’t see this,. I’ll update the listing.
He is a democrat.
Any chance the party kicks him out of the party to save some honor?
Well, that was good for a laugh.
John Kerry
Ted Kennedy
Robert Byrd
Hillary Clinton
Charles Rangel
I’m guessing the answer is “no,” based on the demonstrated pattern.
You forgot a few.
Louisiana Representative William Jefferson (2009)
Birmingham Alabama Mayor Larry Langford (2010)
Hartford Connecticut Mayor Eddie Perez (2010)
Illinois Governor Rob Blagojeich (2011)
Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilkpatrick (2013)
Illinois Congressman Jesse Jackson Jr (2013)
Pennsylvania Representative Chaka Fattah (2016)
Recently convicted Florida Congresswoman Corrine (Go Gatas!) Brown (2017)
Of course, nobody holds a crack pipe to the Cal Ripken of corrupt/incompetent politicians, former D.C. Mayor and eternal tax delinquent Marion Barry.
what no Corrine ” Go Gata”
Brown?(2017)
I havent laughed that hard in quite a while….
“Save some honor”…
As long as he is a democrat, they won’t kick him out because what he did is considered a badge of honor within the party.
This fits with most valor thieves – they are sociopaths who can’t function properly in civilized society.
And yet he functions in the halls of the legislature.
That says a lot, if you ask me.
PFAs usually need some sort of reinforcement. You know, like Msrs Smith, Colt, or Glock.
PFAs are just words on a piece of paper, and usually a temporary measure.
Two to the chest & one to the head are forever.
Ok, good on her to protect herself. Just curious though: if she is concerned for her safety, I am ASSuming that this is similar to a restraining/protection order, why wait until the 31st to have a hearing?
I guess there must be a temp order against him until the hearing date? And would the popo have to police up his arms (if his pussy ass (IMHO)had any) during a temp order?
Obviously I am not a lawyer, nor did I play one on TV.
On a side note, My wife went to grad school in Harrisburg. LOL
Kevin Haggerty earned an EGA and then pissed all over it.
Kevin Haggerty never even qualified for a specific MOS according to his records.
Rep. Kevin Haggerty disgraced himself, his country, and the United States Marine Corps.
It seems that someone updated his WIKI page
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Haggerty
Funny, and this is probably just a coincidence, but Wiki says the editor was named Dave Hardin, too.
Damn, I meant to use your info.
I took a stroll over to the link you provided, and after seeing the update to his Wiki page, I wanted to see if Wiki had anything on our long lost president of a proud woman owned company, and it turns out that Elaine Ricci has passed over to the other side.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gloria_Ricci_Lothrop
His FB page is down, but the wiki is still up!
https://www.facebook.com/RepHaggerty/
Leave him some FB Love
The shit always floats to the top eventually.
People get the government they deserve, and if this is the POS they want representing them, what’s to stop them?
Yeah, sarcasm, in case you weren’t sure.
Unfortunately, many cast their votes based on lack of information. Sure, if they buy the public image without bothering to look any further, I guess we could say the voters “deserve” to get scammed. Problem is, in federal elections “their” SOB affects the entire country.
I would like to place this malodorous trolls name in nomination for the exalted position of Chief Puss Sucker of the Canker Club at Greaterford State Prison!