Alexander Vanderheide admits malfeasance
The Wilkes Journal-Patriot reports that Alexander “Alex” Vanderheide admitted to them that he was a phony without even a minute’s service to the country in uniform.
A member of Veterans of Foreign Wars Post 1142 in North Wilkesboro for about 12 years who was on the local and state VFW honor guards admitted that he never served in the military.
“No sir, I wasn’t,” said Alexander “Alex” Vanderheide, 53, of Hays, in an interview Friday when asked if he was ever in the armed forces. He said he took sole responsibility for his actions in the matter and didn’t have a good excuse.
“I have to live with the consequences of lying and a lot of people have turned their backs on me…. I’m asking that the VFW not get a bad rap for this. I don’t want anyone to be hurt.”
Vanderheide added, “I never did this to gain anything” materially. “If I knew a way to make up for it I would.” He also said he wanted to apologize to anyone he lied to.
Yeah, he’s real sorry that he was caught. I hope his nuts catch on fire. But you should read the whole piece. Spoiler alert;
Dr. Bill Pepicello, president of [University of] Phoenix, said Vanderheide was “an exemplary community volunteer who demonstrates his love and compassion for others through serving the greater good…. He is the quintessential hometown hero.”
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
First. Is this really a thing with you guys?
Chief,
As far as I know, ‘First’ is normally only used/recognized in the Weekend Open Thread (WOT) that is posted every Friday.
There are exceptions from time to time, but they appear to be rather rare.
I will defer to 2/17 Air Cav and the other Senior Staff members on Team TAH for further explanation and rulings on the proper use of ‘First’.
It is on the Weekend Open Thread (WOT).
It’s really a thing, we’re kinda… odd… that way. Welcome aboard, Chief!
It is on weekend open thread (WOT). If you’re like me, and can never get it official on the WOT, then yes, occasionally I may do FIRST!!! on a different thread to feel better. Or something.
And it’s FIRST!!! not First. so work on that…
Dr. Bill Pepicello, can eat an industrial sized of dicks that all fucked Rosie O’Donnell during her menses!
SAVAGE!
SARC, you need a brand new “bag.”
You try typing that correctly while suppressing rage and the urge to regurgitate.
%#$^@$
Dr. Bill Pepicello, can eat an industrial sized bag of dicks that all fucked Rosie O’Donnell during her menses!
friggin typos
I used to think your call-sign stood for:
I Don’t Care / Sarcasm
Not to worry … I looked it up and know the truth.
JSF
Some fun videos on Youtube if ya type in SARC or Recon Corpsman.
Fun in the Surf Zone?
Amphibious Life 🙂
Linky thingy, please.
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=marsoc+corpsman
gaggle of videos there
This is the one that fucks me up every time. Cringe factor 10000.
https://youtu.be/c4_mRoOT-7E
**snort**
Awww, thank you! (digs toe of boot in dirt, grins)
Anytime 🙂
This one’s for you, in case you ever need to use it.
Do you star in any of those videos, IDC SARC?
None of the newer ones. I just worked with, trained and/or indoc’ed most of those awesome bahstids. I’m retired but teach in the pipeline for all SARCs, and the other SOF medical types.
Finding me in any films would probably involve fast roping into some deep dark forgotten archive.
Sexual Assault Response Coordinator.
BITE me Yef
“I hope his nuts catch on fire.”
I’ll vote for that.
With apologies to the late Frank Zappa:
May
. . . his balls feel like a pair of maracas
His balls feel like a pair of maracas
And why? Because he caught
Permanent gonococcus
His balls feel like a pair of maracas
I hope that the ghost of every serviceman (and woman) that he dishonored rises from their graves to haunt him all the way to hell
That, or God Himself reaches down with His little pinkie and smites Vanderheide with such a series of curses (boils, plague, locusts, leprosy, etc, you get the idea).
“He said he took sole responsibility for his actions in the matter and didn’t have a good excuse.” So, he’s a stand-up guy? No, he’s an asshole, a liar, a phony sac o’shit. Who was he going to blame, his mother for not letting him play Army when he was a kid? As for his not wanting to hurt people, that’s wishful thinking. Of course he hurt people. He hurt every single person he lied to and embarrassed the VFW by spotlighting their horrendous failure to do a routine check before extending membership to any Tom, Dick, or Harry who waltzes in. As for his stellar volunteer service, I would point out that all assholes do serve an important function. It’s not a pleasnt function but it is important.
OK. Fuck this guy. Fuck him hard and long, dead square in his ass until he turns inside out. It’s not like he even cares AND to Boot, he’s got members of the community so fully bullshitted that they back him up as a “hero” in the face of boldly lying were few men have gone before. *cue Star Trek music* Alexander “Alex” Vanderheide, who is (from the looks of it, just about a fake EVERYTHING! SF wannabe) AND ***WE GET A TWOFER TUESDAY SPECIAL!!!*** Dr. Bill Pepicello, you quivering jello fucker, YOU BOTH WIN THE WALL O INSULTS. TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!! DANGER CLOSE!!!! MOPP LEVEL 4!!! TAKE COVER!!!!! Alexander “Alex” Vanderheide, AND Dr. Bill Pepicello, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed, but in some people’s opinion, who continues to fellate Phony SF Wannabe Alex, while fingering his own and Alex’s asshole simultaneously, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken fucker, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, gaping, Cambodian cunt sauce, ball working asshole, Poster-child for abortion, shit tonguing, munching wanktoaster, cock gobbling, sperm burping, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, lying, Bowl of ass soup, Sparklepony, worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, useless bag of monkey fuck, Mayor Grundle of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, numbnuts, snowball, giggling beerflecked canker blossom , maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, culo de chongo, booger eating, putrid, rotting, whoreson whale’s carcass, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, moron, terminal crotch infection, asshat, dick pickle, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, knob gobbling, galactic Jackoff, Assistant Jizz mopper in training, inbred, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate… Read more »
Damn, Chip……don’t hold back on us.
…that’s gonna leave a mark…
I felt a disturbance in the force…
I copy/pasta that into my swear file.
I want to see that carved in stone on Mount Rushmore.
Doc, et al
It’s a living and breathing document and so as you can see below a request has been made to add a few more items below and they will be added and edited (so as not to duplicate other items (Word search and modification) as needed.
Cheers
Don’t sugarcoat things brother, let know how you really feel.
Chip, please add ” reverse dirty sanchez lover”. I heard of a dirty sanchez while serving in Iraq in 2005…I guess LTG Sanchez earned that after being instrumental in fucking things up there…it’s a term not for the faint of heart…and for the more pedestrian, how about adding “gargler of gargantuan gonads”…you are my hero
Add “Lemon Party-lusting fruitcake” as well!
And yours as well. Done.
Done and maybe edited as to not duplicate too much, existing phraseology
“He is the quintessential hometown hero.” Except he ain’t.
Roger. Whoever wrote those words does not know what quintessential or hero means. And it will probably turn out that North Wilkes in not even his home town, but if that burg wants to call this POS its hometown hero, well, they can have him.
My thoughts precisely.
Unless
a) Dr. Bill Pepicello, president of [University of] Phoenix said this before Alexander “Alex” Vanderheide was outed and hence did not know that Vanderheide is a liar
– or –
b) Dr. Bill Pepicello, president of [University of] Phoenix is a card-carrying pseudo-intellectual academic libgressive and he really thinks that posers and liars a heroes to be emulated, and hence Vanderheide does fit his definition of a “quintessential hero” – a liar who pulls the wool over everyone’s eyes while promoting his/her agenda.
*that posers and liars are heroes…
fumble-fingered it.
“He is the quintessential COCKSUCKER.”
FIFY
Mr. Vanderheide is exemplary? Fine. Sign his lying ass up right now, show him how to shoot a gun of some kind, give him a week’s worth of MREs, a SheWee (girl’s pocket pee-er), a map and a compass, and drop him off near Tabqa this coming weekend. If he survives and makes it back to the nearest US military facility intact, give him some nice medals and keep him busy in the firezone for another four years.
Otherwise, toss him in to the nearest mosquito-ridden swamp and let him find his way home. Spring is in the air. Bugs are here and there. The crows are looking for dinner almost everywhere. And send that Megan Bitch with him. She was so anxious to make sure people know she was something besides a supply humper, wasn’t she? I think they’d be perfect company for each other. They both lie like coyotes.
How about both of them sign up for Naked and Afraid. Then they can both show off their storied combat survival skilz for realz in some jungle hell hole.
Fine by me!!
…Dr. Bill Pepicello, president of [University of] Phoenix, said Vanderheide was “an exemplary community volunteer who demonstrates his love and compassion for others through serving the greater good…. He is the quintessential hometown hero.”…
FUCK YOU, PEPI, AND THE ACADEMIC RAINBOW UNICORN YOU RODE IN ON !!!
Sure, there was that one incident but, otherwise, John Wilkes Booth was a fine actor.
Of course John Wilkes Booth was a fine actor. He voted Democrat and shot a Republican.
If he was alive today, 0bama would have put him in for one of those “freedom” medals like Crazy Uncle Joe.
Evidently the term “hometown hero” doesn’t mean what “Dr.” Pepigigilo wants it to mean. Nowhere have I heard it used to describe a lying valor thief who uses other people to inflate his sense of self worth all while dishonoring members of the military and a veterans organization. But, without enablers, most crooks wouldn’t have a career.
Meanwhile, good that this fool has admitted his criminal behavior. May he have the book thrown at him and he find himself unable to duck.
Doctor Pepicello AND Alexander Ganderheide can BOTH go fuck themselves to death up the ass sideways with ten miles of rusty tangled concertina wire wrapped in asbestos soaked in diarrhea and nuclear waste while someone blowtorches their tiny nuts to the point where their asses catch on fire and ignite their heads. WHAT a pair of pus-nuts no-load wino sphincter-sniffing pisspants thumbsucking bedwetting cockroach shit-for-brained fuckin’ DINGLEBERRY COCKSUCKERS! I say leave the both of them chained to a light post with their pants down around their ankles on man-love Thursday night in downtown Kandahar.
C’mon API, say it like you mean it! Also, I would add a randy goat to that Kandahar tableau, to really top off your scenario and add some cultural sensitivity.
I don’t have one thing to say to Vanderheide. Not one. Liars who lie in order to obtain praise and approval that they didn’t earn may be of interest to a psychiatrist or a sociology student but not to me. He’s just a lying SOS who tried to get the validation he thought he deserved by lying about being something he will never be. He’s not worth the breath.
HOWEVER, I do have some very pointed questions for the commander and other ranking officers of VFW Post 1142 in North Wilkesboro.
Questions like:
* What documents did Vanderheide produce to verify his eligibility to join your VFW Post?
* Who reviewed said documents?
* If no documents were presented, then why was Vanderheide allowed to join the post? Why was he allowed to serve on the color guard and in other positions of trust?
Etc, etc, etc.
To me that’s the real issue here. Because let’s face it, membership in an organization like the VFW or AL will convey a cachet of respectability and authenticity on someone, and posers who want to fake their credentials will eagerly seek out exactly that “proof” of their service.
VFW and AL have been complaining about declining membership for years. If these two organizations want to try to entice younger veterans to join, they need to do a better job of purging their ranks of the obvious fakers, embellishers and outright con artists, because no real vet wants his name associated with that kind of ass-clownery.
AMEN!!!
You need to add this: if the VFW allowed this asswipe to join them, then why did they turn me down because I was a GIRL?
Frankly, I’d rather be a member of a plumbers’ union than a member of the VFW at this point.
I refused to join the VFW after their election endorsements in 2010.
Well, thanks to steady pressure from the AL and VFW, we no longer have VA problems….I realize that others are supportive members of both organizations and that they are the go-to orgs for pols and newsies when it comes to issues affecting Veterans. Still, not all of us are on board.
I thought about joining one or both of them until I found out they are rife with poser phonies.
Mostly drunks, plenty of posers and lots of embezzlers. Just do a search on “VFW arrested”. There have been dozens of cases in recent years of the local valor thieves making off with what is supposed to be money for combat vets lining their pockets. Not enough to steal valor, they go after the cash.
Certainly understand the sentiment for all sorts of obvious reasons. Like many other things, the posts vary a great deal. For instance, the VFW post closest to my house does a lot of good things in the community and has a terrific Auxiliary but they aren’t very welcoming to younger vets. The post where I report most often has a small meeting room, no bar, and collects very little $$ for anything other than direct assistance to local veterans in need.
Rather like people in general and veterans – there are all sorts of personalities represented in the posts. While I support the concept of allowing these variations among posts, I absolutely will not justify those posts using that allowance to ignore the rules of the organization. They make a mockery of all of us when they do that.
All of the above! And also, Fuck this cocksucking ass hamster!
Cocksucker.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Shack!
And what’s with the bits of colored ribbon everywhere?