Brandon Blankenship, the phony Marine Lieutenant
We talked a bit on Tuesday about Brandon Blankenship, the fellow in Wisconsin who pretended to be a Marine Corps officer and rented 20 apartments for his imaginary platoon. Someone sent us the criminal complaint against him. Apparently, he’s not a good person;
It was also found that Blankenship had two outstanding felony warrants. One from York County, Virginia for the theft of automobile from Casey Toyota, as well as one through the Board of Probation and Parole of Harrisburg, Pennsylvania where he was on supervision in the State of Pennsylvania and had violated his rules of supervision.
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It looks to me that he went to more trouble to commit his crimes than he would have if he looked for a real job and earned the money instead.
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
Phony Marine officer.
Oh. Hell. No.
— sigh —
ex-OS2:
Bring it ASAP. Target is clearly marked by a bright orange prison jumpsuit.
Cleared hot.
FO’s and Recon, please vacate the AO. This is gonna be epic, folks.
Should we ask for the ex-OS2 version of ‘snake and nape’ on this run?
Cocksucker.
Cocksucker.
Swoosh.
COCKSUCKER!
He’ s well and truly fooked.
I’m sure that his girlfriend’s husband will be pleased to hear all of this. We can only hope that he gets full custody of the kids.
He needs smoked until he is a quivering mass of goo.
Then napalmed.
20 apartments? He obviously is not thinking normally.
Seriously wasn’t thinking
If the Marines were actually renting apartments for a Platoon they would cram 6 guys in a 2 room apartment
Shit they could get a Company+ in 20 apartments
Why waste money on apartments? Aren’t Marines issued shelter halves? Housing problem solved.
Looks like he’s missing out on the “fine dining” at the BTJT Deli (Home of the World-Famous COCKMEAT SAMMICH)!
“Not for long” would be my guess.
Stolen valor. Just the teensy weensy tip of the iceberg hidden under the scum floating on the surface.
This shithead is as stupid as Stolen Valorist KYLE BARWAN, who, by the way, is still in the Polk County Florida Jail. We’re just a couple of days short of him being jailed for 2 months. These turds seem to want to get tagged as felons, making them virtually unemployable, with their only real security being that cell with the jail house menu, and the company of Bubba, Thor, Mr. Tiny, and the rest.
You forgot Julio! 🙂
No one forgets Julio
And I was finally caught by the accidental ‘report comment’ hit
Frankie, we can only hope he gets at least 20 years, then they can put him on trial for the rest of his victims! I’m sure he is high on the menu for the gang at the Deli!
Orange suits (pun intended) him! I hope for 20 years, or so.
Here’s hoping that Blankenship ends up in a large open ward where he ends up being the recipient of many a BLANKET PARTY.
“It looks to me that he went to more trouble to commit his crimes than he would have if he looked for a real job and earned the money instead.”
That is not how criminal minds work. A meth head will drive a hundred miles a day all over a city swiping actual tons (and thousands of dollars) of metal stuff to sell for scrap metal just so he can get his next high. He can make much more working a minimum wage job but as soon as he gets his fix he can’t work anymore.
Even though he didn’t admit it he had much bigger plans of fraud in there. Hard to say what the end game was.
Just like a liar…
The guy looks like the kind of “man” who would tell a lie even if the truth made for a funnier story.