Schumer does the unthinkable in high Cotton

| January 24, 2017

It seems Chucky Schumer just loves the opportunity to be in the news.   His latest attempt at pious arrogance left a stain.

The joke on Capitol Hill is, “The most dangerous place in DC is between Chuch Schumer and a television camera.”

During the confirmation process of President Trump’s appointees, agreements were made between parties for various reasons.

Schumer asked for a delay of Pompeo so that Senator Diane Feinstein could attend the hearings of both Pompeo and Trump’s choice to be Attorney General, Jeff Sessions. Republicans agreed but under the condition that Pompeo would be confirmed on the day of the inauguration.

When time came for the agreed confirmations Chucky Schumer had to create a spectacle.  Senator Tom Cotton holding the high ground had a few things to say about it.  During the exchange Schumer scolded Cotton about not being around during Obama’s required confirmations 8 years earlier.  Senator Cotton’s response is epic:

“Eight years ago, I was getting my ass shot at in Afghanistan,” Cotton snapped. “So don’t talk to me about where I was 8 years ago.”

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ChipNASA

What an asshole.
I hope that stung and he’s lucky Tom Cotton didn’t put his foot up Schumer’s ass.

HMCS(FMF) ret

Tom Cotton made his PIMP HAND STRONG on Fuck Nut Chuck Schumer’s mug… “Eight years ago, I was getting my ass shot at in Afghanistan,” Cotton snapped. “So don’t talk to me about where I was 8 years ago.”

FUCKING EPIC!

desert

That picture of schumer is classic, that slimey, weasel looking p.o.s.!

Mark RM1 USN, ret

Too bad Cotton didn’t put a boot on Schumer’s neck.

wilnel

I like a good schmer smackdown as much as anybody. Tom is my senator but he gives me the impression he is a duckworth ..probably wont be as bad but he still is playing a game. He is for NSA spying, he wants to defend syrian “rebels” he wants war with Russian. he sticks too close to john mcstain. Now I give him some props as a Representative, he voted down the farm bill and the liberals in my state went nuts, he said it was because it had very little to with farmers, Hurricane sandy relief, same thing.

UpNorth

Schumer can’t help but run his mouth, even when he would benefit by just shutting it.
Well done, Sen. Cotton.

Ex-PH2

Dammit, Dave Hardin!

You could have posted a spew alert on that!!!

That was just CRUEL!! Hot tea through your nose is painful.

Laughed my ass off, too. Now I need new jeans.

2/17 Air Cav

He shoots. He scores!

Let’s see. Will it be the NYT or Wash Post that scrutinizes Cotton’s records to determine whether he was shot at eight years ago. They will narrow it down to the day and hour, if need be, to prove that exactly eight years ago to the moment, Cotton was not being shot at.

Ex-PH2

And I hope he drops his pants to show them the scars.

Yeah, yeah – he didn’t say ‘shot up’. I know. But a girl can dream, can’t she?

A Proud Infidel®™

I’m surprised the NYT didn’t run the headline “TRUMP EVICTS BLACK FAMILY FROM PUBLIC HOUSING” on January 21st, I wouldn’t put it past them!

2/17 Air Cav

Yeah. They are too busy counting the bodies piling up on the streets, thanks to the regulatory changes to What’s His Name’s Care. And God forbid that the entire act bite the big one. Oh, the humanity!

Thunderstixx

Another one I saw was a picture of the mooch with the headline being… “An immigrant is taking my home from me”.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!
And I couldn’t think of a more deserving slimebag than the mooch and her POS wife/husband/Ihavenocluewhatthefuckitis… !!!

Medic09

I didn’t realize how accomplished Sen. Cotton is, and how much he is a man of principle. So I looked him up:

https://www.cotton.senate.gov/?p=about

wilnel

he has good points but he definitely loves the republican establishment. He is for NSA spying, wants to protect the syrian “rebels” and wants war with russia.

JacktheJarhead

He and his cousin need to shut their pie holes.

Frankie Cee "In the Clear"

Senator Army Ranger 506th Infantry/101st Airborne Division is well regarded by those who served with/under him. Being of the “free spirit” “rogue” type that it takes to be a good Ranger, he has been called to the carpet, but as best I can see, it was not for how he soldiered, but for how he handled those directing the show. I am sure that I am lacking in all the info, but anyone who was on active duty and deployed 8 years ago can make the valid claim that he/she was being shot at. There is not that much separating those who are inside or outside the wire, in risk.

Roh-Dog

“There is not that much separating those who are inside or outside the wire, in risk.” Shenanigans. The majority of injuries and deaths for the contemporary conflicts where/are caused by ieds and last I checked it’s really hard to be attacked on a ‘secure’ instillation. (Yes, green on blue and the rare fuckface freak out happen…and indirect, which is always super effective)

Martinjmpr

Chuck’s gonna need a skin graft for that epic BURN! 😀

Ex-PH2

I think it’s high time someone told Chuckie to stuff it. There are others who need that kind of set-down, as well, but I’m quite glad it happened.

Hack Stone

This video seems appropriate.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=98qw86DsdZ0

Sparks

Chuck Schumer…never met a guy he didn’t want to suck off and never met a woman’s purse he didn’t hide his balls in.

Eden

He has gonads?

ex-OS2

Nailed it.

The Other Whitey

Always nice to see Chucklefuck Schumer get bitchslapped.

rgr769

I hope that’s gonna leave a mark.

Bill M

Little Chuckie Schumer is a stain on the body politic.

OldManchu

Schumer’s cock holster mouth is wide open almost as frequently as Madonna’s legs.

timactual

“I never said that I could speak for 47 other Democrats.”

Interesting tidbit. It seems the Senate Minority Leader admits that he doesn’t actually speak for the Democrat minority.

The Other Whitey

Yet he claims to speak for the whole country every time he tries to ban guns or raise taxes…

Graybeard

Never diss a soldier.

A Proud Infidel®™

“Eight years ago, I was getting my ass shot at in Afghanistan,” Cotton snapped. “So don’t talk to me about where I was 8 years ago.”

*POW!*, right in Chuckie Schoomah’s kisser!

lily

It’s payback time. Trump is going to clean house domestically. Schumer will be lucky to have the shirt on his back in 4 years after he’s brought down for corruption.

OWB

Will someone tell me why this asshole had to make two entrances, with introductions both times, during Trump’s inauguration? It was creepy. (And yes, I would have thought the same had it been a dem’s inauguration.)

Ex-PH2

It’s because he’s an attention whore, OWB. He can’t claim Stolen Valor by pretending to be ex-military so he goes the other route: pretending to be important.

jonp

^^^sweet

OWB

Yeah, yeah, we all know that. Guess it would have caused too much of a break in the proceedings to simply deny him entrance and the microphone.

Did anyone else understand that he was not asked to speak and just inserted himself into the ceremony? Not sure where I heard that, but it made much sense.

Combat Historian

The closest little chuckie ever came to serving in the military was when he played with little plastic toy soldiers as a kid, and even then he disarmed the little toy soldiers by snipping off the tiny rifles and pistols they were carrying so that they wouldn’t “hurt” anybody…

Buckeye Jim

Reminds me of the time John McCain was being attacked as a carpet bagger in his first run for office in Arizona even though he had just moved to the state (I believe his new wife was from Ariz.). He replied, “being a Navy brat I never lived in any place for very long. Come to think of it, the place I lived the longest was Hanoi.”

Devtun

Chuckie gave the weirdest speech at the inauguration….long, boring, and Major Baloo or Balou?

jonp

I’m just surprised Tom didn’t whip his crank out and slap Schumer across the face with it. It’s big enough.

Schumer is exactly the asshole professional tax sucker that people put Trump in office to stomp on.

ex-OS2

After being asked by a flight attendant to turn off his cell phone during take-off of a US Airways flight from New York to Washington D.C. on December 13, 2009, Schumer referred to the flight attendant as a “bitch.” Schumer made the comment to fellow New York Senator Kirsten Gillibrand, who was seated next to him, but was overheard by a Republican House aide who happened to be on the plane. After the story was reported on Politico.com, Schumer issued an apology through a spokesperson for the “off-the-cuff comment”.

I bet the women luv Chuck!

A Proud Infidel®™

IMHO Schoomah is just yet another piece of self-coronated wannabe royalty who holds himself above all others just like Nanny Lugosi and many others in the District of Criminals. If hypocrisy and shitheadery could fly, Chuck Schoomah could outrun the Space Shuttle!

jonp

Much like both Hillary and Bill, he is a Progressive so get’s a pass on anything he says or does