More liberal metrosexual self-emasculation
A while back I wrote here about a New York Daily news reporter, aptly-named, Gersh Kuntzmann, who castrated himself with a very dull keyboard while writing a largely fictional account of his misadventures with an AR-15 rifle, a tale he foolishly tried to pass off as an authentic recounting of his trip to a firing range. Gentle Gersh, a liberal pioneer in the fake news movement, came under heavy fire from genuine, knowledgeable gun owners for his patently dishonest article and under heavy ridicule from manly men everywhere for his inadvertent, yet very public self-emasculation. Writing my critique of Kuntzmann’s feckless self-gelding, I had no idea that we would have another confession from another liberal eunuch quite so quickly. Boy was I wrong.
Brent Scher over at Washington Free Beacon reports that ThinkProgress senior editor, Ned Resnikoff, posted another one of these online orchidectomies on his Facebook page back in November wherein he describes in almost tremulous tones his onset of phobias upon inviting a plumber, a white male with a southern accent and a likely Trump voter into his apartment to unclog a drain right after the election.
This afternoon had aplumber (sic) over to my apartment to fix a clogged drain. He was a perfectly nice guy and a consummate professional. But he was also a middle aged white man with a southern accent who seemed unperturbed by this week’s news. And while I had him in the apartment, I couldn’t stop thinking about whether he voted for Trump, whether he knew my last name is Jewish, and how that knowledge might change the interaction we were having inside my own home. I have no real reason to believe he was a Trump supporter or an anti-Semite, but in my uncertainty I couldn’t shake the sense of potential danger. I was rattled for some time after he left.
I’m very privileged insofar as this sense of danger is unfamiliar to me. And I know I feel it much less acutely than a lot of other people right now. I’m still a straight, white guy who can phenotypically pass for gentile. Plus my first name is pretty WASP-y.
But today was a reminder that ambiguous social interactions now feel unsafe and unpredictable in a way that they never did before. And even if Trump is gone in four years, I don’t expect to ever reclaim that feeling of security. That’s just one more thing you voted for if you voted for him.
Aside from the fact that most American housewives can unclog a drain, I think Neddy’s reassurance to himself that he’s still a straight, white guy who can phenotypically pass for gentile is rendered a bit feeble by the inclusion of that rather tentative still. And rather than being concerned about passing for gentile, perhaps Ned should be more concerned about passing for a real guy, especially with that revelation that he was still rattled after the other guy, a possible (gasp!) Trump voter, was long gone. I must tell you, that rings just a tad too effete for comfort to this old Trump-voting, straight southerner. As for the plumber, the poor guy was probably rattled by the suspicion of furtive glances at his white, male, southern, Trump-voting, plumber’s butt crack by a sensitive, circumcised, Semitic phenotype who can easily pass for a flaming Hillary LGBTQ social justice warrior. Mind you, we’re not saying any of our suspicions about you are true, Ned, they’re just assumptions, just like those you made about your plumber.
See how all those profiling suspicions and assumptions can cut both ways, young Mr. Resnikoff?
Crossposted at American Thinker
Category: Politics
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Yeah I’ll not be able to be a keyboard F5 warrior today so I’m sticking my WOT First here because I won’t be able to do it later.
😀 😀
Oh, stuff your WOT where the sun don’t shine, ChipNASA!
I read PoeT’s article and misread a small part of one sentence. I swear, as my cat is my witness, I thought that sentence ended with ‘unclog a drain after the erection.’
My bad. Sorry.
In regard to the sunken-chested metro-wannabeaREALman-some-day author of that bit of fluff: if he is questioning his own manhood (which is questionable anyway) when he sees a hairy, burly fellow with a pipe wrench, it is no surprise. He should indeed question it. He sounds embarrassingly deficient in Y chromosomes.
dear Gawd…. sounds like at his bris the mohel slipped and deballed him. My daughters would eviscerate a chump like that and snack on his bone marrow.
+100
Not only is he pathetic, but he’s got to tell everyone about it! My pick for snowflake of the week, or the month.
What does he do with his life, when he isn’t kvelling about the Cossacks outside his door, and how much of a nebbish he is?
Seventy years ago, he would’ve pulled a Soros and run to the SS, telling them where to find all the other Jews.
Bernie,
Perhaps we can get TSO to start a Snowflake Tournament? hahahahaha!!
Wow, this limp-dick New Yorker is truly terrified of his own bigotry. He’s freaked out because the plumber was a White dude with a Southern accent whose conduct was 100% polite and professional.
I wonder how he’d respond to a revelation that the White Southern plumber voted for Trump, owns guns, and doesn’t give a rat’s ass if little Miss Resnikoff is Jewish or not? Or perhaps that the plumber’s last name might well be Cohen or Adler? Or that this White Southern plumber might’ve even voted for Das Hildabeast for some reason? Or abstained from the Presidential vote because he favored neither? Or that (gasp!) he might even be gay!
They believe their own bullshit. How sad.
When asked about the event, the plumber said “who?”.
There was a time when lefties like that would have assumed that a working man voted Democratic and would have flaunted their support. That was back in the day when the Democrats proudly claimed to be the party of the working man. During this election the two words “working man” or “working class” were never mentioned.
Except with contempt. I love how all of the Hillary supporters claim that Trump voters skewed on the lower end of the intelligence scale and barely made it out of high school. Regardless if that is true or not, and I doubt that it is, there is no minimum intelligence level to vote in America. If there was, quite a few Democrat voters that have attended public schools in Baltimore, DC, Chicago, Philadelphia or anywhere else that Democrats controlled for 50 years would be locked out of the voting booth.
So he is saying that he is a bigot towards white guys with a Southern accent? Liberals aren’t even trying to hide their bigotry anymore.
So, how does he know the plumber wasn’t Jewish? So Jews can’t be plumbers? I have to go tell my buddies father that he was not a plumber for 50 years because he was a Jew! What a Putz! Oy Vey! Also, why didn’t he try to unclog the drain himself? Again, Putz!
So, how does he know the plumber wasn’t Jewish? So southern accented white guys can’t be Jewish? Why yes the can, I know a few down here in ‘Bama.
What a Putz!
That’s the trouble with diarhea mouth liberal/communists….they start spewing and never a thought to “does it make sense?’ “Does it make me look like a freak?’ Am I doing more damage to the err, ummm…”cause” than normal? uh….whats normal? lol
I’d like to see him try to debate Ben Shapiro.
For those who don’t know Shapiro is a Conservative pundit who also is a Harvard Law Grad and Jewish.
He, however, actually practicing the faith and attends temple faithfully.
He is particuliarly put off by the so called ” Jewish” Liberals.
He says that they for the most part are nothing more than atheists who keep the ethnic tag to give them “victim” cred.
“I’m still a straight, white guy who can phenotypically pass for gentile.”
So, evidently, the only thing you cannot pass for is an actual, man. If I din’t know better, I’d say this guy writes for The Onion as a third stringer.
This “guy” seems like the sort I would see during classroom debates at University who would always take “the girls’ ” side…total White Knight, thinking it would win their favor…alas, he was relegated to being “one of the gals” and would have to witness these girls staying with boyfriends who may have embodied every trait the girls argued against in class, but were real men and thus too much for these girls to resist.
Translation: he got immediately “friendzoned” because even the hippie liberal chicks knew he had no balls.
The most important lesson an eager young lad in high school learns about girls: nice guys get friend-zoned, assholes get laid.
Some years ago a book titled “Nice Guys Don’t Get Laid”. It was marketed as comedic, but damned if there isn’t some truth in it! That little thumbsucking eununch probably doesn’t even know how to jack off.
I’m sure there’s an app for that somewhere…
In keeping with the spirit of this discussion regarding idiotic metrosexual pussies with no balls, I’d like to submit this quote from General James N. Mattis USMC(Ret) for consideration:
“When you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she’s dating a pussy.”
Um, Mick, you might wanna think twice about winking at this squirrel’s “girlfriend”.
Yeah he couldn’t actually have a girlfriend because that is gender specific and his politically correct ass wouldn’t go for that.
Besides all his other issues, his lack of self-awareness of his own hypocrisy is monumental.
You have to elaborate more about this particular individual’s issues, Peeps.
1 – He’s a ‘metrosexual’, meaning he has flabby butt syndrome and is afraid someone will find out.
2 – He has to check his drawers every night to find out where his dick is. (Yes, it’s still where his mamushka put it.)
3 – He’s afraid of Real Men who have Real Jobs that require their presence in his backpacker’s hovel, because he might blurt out his little fantasies by mistake in their presence while he’s paying the plumber for the declog job.
4 – He’s not really sure he isn’t gay, after all, like his Papi may have said.
I think that next time he needs a plumber, he should ask specifically for a leXbian. She’ll probably be more of a man than he is. (Yes, the X was intentional.)
Perhaps this plumber?
If Alan Alda had a son
If Alan Alda had a son, who would the father be?
David Ogden Stiers or Mike Farrell?
I doubt Mike Farrell has it in him.
I bet Farrel HAS had it in him!!! Often.
True Dat!!!!
“Excuse me, Mr Resnikoff…..I think you just dropped your XY chromosome on the floor”
That’s what was clogging the drain…
For this guys XY? Couldn’t have had much to begin with.
That’s like a tic tac choking a whale….
What a fucking clown, too much of a dipshit to unclog his drain he’s afraid of the plumber? Because Trump?
What?
What?
Just because the plumber wasn’t pissing all over himself doesn’t mean the plumber was a Trump voter it just means he’s a normal fucking human who doesn’t wet himself over politics.
These narrow tie, skinny jeans wearing dipshits are getting to be really fucking annoying lately…he might be a straight white male but he ain’t no “guy” because a “guy” ain’t afraid of the FUCKING PLUMBER.
He couldn’t shake the sense of potential danger, from the plumber. Phew-wee what a coward…next time buy Drano then you stupid ass or learn how to unscrew a pipe like a normal human.
Plumbers are actually fairly civilized. Resnikoff has obviously never been around a drywall crew. And carpenters? We don’t talk about carpenters…
LMAO!!!!
And I bet if he met an old school Longshoreman, he would really moisten his knickers.
Oh! My! God! Are you sayin’ they’ve let Southerners into vocational trades????
That is where we get the term “Redneck Engineering.”
“Y’all hold mah beer and hand me the duck tape!”
Many years ago, when I was living in Saint Anthony, Idaho, I was a volunteer adult literacy tutor at the community college in Idaho Falls.
One of my fellow volunteer instructors also lived in Saint Anthony, and I’d been to his home for a Christmas party.
During a conversation, our supervisor, a lady who’d immigrated from England, told me that this guy was a Jew from New York City.
Subsequently, at some point in time (I can’t remember when – – – MANY years have elapsed), I remember calling him on the telephone to wish him a “Happy Hanukkah!” (or was it Passover?)
Anyway, he responded by asking me how I knew he was Jewish, and stated that I should keep quiet about it, and not to let anyone else know.
A few days later, he suddenly left Saint Anthony and moved to Missoula, Montana.
Maybe it was because his wife had just recently been employed there by the Forest Service.
But, still, the coincidence of the timing seemed a bit odd, especially since earlier, he’d said he didn’t plan on moving to Missoula, Montana until much later.
Why would a Jew in the United States of America want his religion kept secret?
What was he afraid of?
In the years since, I’ve wondered if, because he was from New York City, he was possibly in the Federal Witness Protection Program, and maybe I’d inadvertently blown his cover?
I want the plumber’s name. I’ll tell you why. I suspect that No Nuts fabricated the whole story. There simply are no New York plumbers with a southern accent. No Nuts says he has an apartment. Okay, assuming that’s true, there is a super or a management office that otherwise arranges for plumbers, electricians, floor men, and so forth. It may be different where you are but fahgetaboutit in New York.
Excellent deduction.
And if he indeed has an apartment in a larger building chances are that they have a Building Engineer who goes about making repairs when necessary or requested by no-nuts little eununch Mama’s Boys like that little twinkle-toed candyass.
Well, it’s also possible that his ‘apartment’ is what is called a ‘condo’ in Chicago. You own the space, but the maintenance or repair for things like plumbing is done by the condo association’s contractor.
I’m somewhat suspicious of someone who needed to call a plumber and was afraid of him with the lamest excuses I’ve ever run into. A big bulky guy with hairy arms and plumber’s buttcrack – that I’d understand. You just never know what they can do with a monkeywrench.
But since this story is lame to begin with, I’d have to agree that it’s pure baloney, simply because anyone who has been in a big city like NYC or Chicago for any length of time loses the old homestead’s accent and picks up the local one, mostly by osmosis.
I call ‘crap’ on this story. It’s bullshit.
maybe he meant ‘ Southern Jersey”.
It is all made up. That is what the left does. The justify their hate in made up fear and loathing.
If they weren’t so timid and afraid of people that don’t exist, they would have nothing to fear.
Asshats…..
You kinda have to wonder – what motivated Ned Resnikoff to even write that?
What would lead any adult, male or female, to share publicly their anxiety over imagined threats that they admit have no foundation in the actions of the individual?
There is a blatant irrationality about the entire thing.
it is the dialectic in action. Comrades must constantly show their bona fides through such articulations of lies and loathing.
This allows other comrades to know that they are safe in the bosom of the ever loving AmSoc family of self loathing haters.
This warms their black hearts and eases their guilt ridden minds.
It’s as if they’re competing to see who is the biggest pussy. This guy has just taken the lead!
There’s the problem, this “guy” isn’t an adult. There are kindergartners who are more mature and less timid than the weasel who wrote this article.
make no mistake…he is technically both an adult and male…for shades of adult and male.
That alone should be fear inducing…
Good point… and yes, it is fear inducing.
I think it’s a fictional account as well. What Southerner in his or her right mind would ever want to move to Nooh Yawk City to do blue collar work when there’s plenty of money elsewhere waiting to be made in a trade like Plumbing? Seriously, the amount of bureaucrats one has to keep bribed to do business in NYC is astounding.
We need to bring dodgeball back to gym class. The wussification of America can probably be traced back to the day when the first school banned dodgeball.
He is a conservaphobe, a heterosexualphobe, and a southernphobe all rolled into one. He is also a lousy creative writer.
the left is hate. Mostly self hate, but hate.
It manifests itself in these bizarre projection events where they project all of their hate and fear onto others.
This is why almost all of the “hate” incidents turn out to be entirely false. Eventually their projection becomes a neurotic need to self fulfill their fantasies of hate and violence becomes too powerful to contain and they spray paint their own house, set fire to themselves or make up stories about how this plumber who is just there doing a job becomes all that they hate and despise personified.
Because if they ever dropped the shawaf…ever gazed upon what they truly are…
This is why (IMO) the left loves Islam. They innately understand the struggle to maintain shawaf while secretly wishing to be a hamster.
It is not cognitive dissonance. It is a true psychosis.
Ret_25X: Your comment may be the most concise, coherent and clear summary I have ever read on what’s actually behind the Left’s mask. Excellent.
These clowns represent a small percent of the population, don’t they? And they’re telling us that they want to be dominated, beaten, abused and in general treated like the crap they are?
Just trying to understand here, but unless I’m misreading their desperate need to be punished for something, you’re quite right. This is a psychotic need of some sort. Not a healthy mind set.
You are so right, Cav, and those are the reasons I couldn’t resist nailing that pussy to the wall.
I had to look up “orchidectomies”
That’s not a problem, trooper, unless you started searching under “Flower Arranging”.
How about smegmaphile? I may have invented that one during the Al Gore days…
Several observations:
1 – Obviously, Ned the Doodiepants hasn’t gotten laid EVER.
2 – New York City has a huge Jewish population. He should go talk to the Rabbi about his worries and ill-conceived self-deceptions.
3 – This ‘event’ took place shortly after the elections. Nowhere does he mention that ‘the plumber’ said anything about the elections. It was about Nelly-boy worrying what a plumber may or may not have thought of him in a sexual way. Yes, that is definitely the undertone there.
4 – Someone should fire Ned the Doodiboi’s ass and go scold his mother for not saying “Hell, no!” just that one time.
5 – How many times do we have to see these attention-whoring stories before they all sound like they’re copied out of the same book titled “Tales of a Social Justice Wuss”?
obviously doesn’t live with females, if he did he would know how to unclog a drain in minutes ….I know I sure do!! I neglected to put stems on my apples, between hair and beauty products my drains become clogged a few times a year
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I’ve had to call plumbers twice in 12 years, and each time it was for something snagging the toilet paper in the discharge line to the common sewer, and building a clog. That will happen. Both times, the plumbers were interested in clearing the lines, because they get paid to clear lines, not make idle conversation. I did ask them before they left the best way to keep that line clear, but that would be a normal thing to do, as I was paying for their time. The charge was reasonable, too.
But this guy, Ned the Pantswetter? That noise you just heard was me falling down laughing. I think he was letting loose with his little fantasies. I also think he made up the entire story for the sole purpose of getting attention. What a moron!
What a tool.
Someone just needs to pimp slap this dude and tell him to Ranger Up.
Don’t tell him to Ranger Up, he’d think you meant Power Ranger and he’d piss his pants on the spot. If he really understood what you meant, he’d probably drop dead of fright.
He watched “Power Puff Girls” once. he still has nightmares….