Did a Red Bear just poop in the Oval Office?
When someone asks a question for which the answer is glaringly obvious, there’s a traditional sarcastic response: does a wild bear s— in the woods? My every consideration of the recent dealings between our inept president and the president of the Russian Federation leaves me with a mental image of a steaming heap of Russian “contempt” piled right in the center of that desk Barack Obama is so fond of using as a foot rest.
Let’s not go into all the lead-ups to the most recent events that have shown the world quite obviously what happens when you match up a community organizer against a KGB colonel. It is no match, as the world has long suspected and now knows without question: that Democrat jackass in our White House has just had his haunches chewed to a pinkish political pulp by a nimble Russian Bear. Despots the world over are chuckling into their sleeves that this arrogant product of political correctness and its ugly stepchild, affirmative action, is now, in the very last weeks of his ruinous reign, finally getting his comeuppance in a totally satisfying public manner.
Although I must credit Vladimir Putin for outmaneuvering our inept Barry, make no mistake: I trust Vlad no farther than I could toss an angry Ursus Rubeus, so please save yourselves the heated comments labeling me a traitor or whatever. The truth is, I simply can’t help but feel a sense of satisfaction seeing this phony in our White House finally expose himself for the inept pretender he is. That he has managed to do it so openly is even more satisfying. My suspicion that Obama’s actions are more focused on creating difficulties for the incoming American chief of state than actually punishing Russia for any cyber-transgressions inclines me even more to take delight in the way he has been outmaneuvered on the world stage and shown to be the ineffectual fool he has always been. And I do believe that the Russian bear has taken a healthy dump in our Oval Office.
I can hear Barry now: “Will somebody get in here and get this pile of Putin’s bear poop off my desk? Well, damn all if I didn’t get it on my shoes!”
Crossposted at American Thinker
Category: Politics
This is not the first time someone took a big shit on Obama’s desk.
He has purposely harmed our nation.
Michele needs to have an affair with Putin.
I doubt Putin would touch that.
Perhaps, but I’m pretty sure he could find some two meter Spetsnaz ogre who’d be willing to take one for the team.
“He has purposely harmed our nation.”
Roger that
That’s one hell of a way to earn that ‘Hero of the Russian Empire’ medal.
Better Michelle than Hillary.
P’fffftttttt. LMAO, Upnorth.
“He has purposely harmed our nation. ”
Roger that.
Putin doesn’t like men/boys! or “tranny’s” I suspect
Exactly Correct. Still Although it was the KGB helping little-girl barry look the fool, it put a happy ending to a possible negative situation. The girlie-boy needs to leave the stage to the men.
The Left’s problem with Vlad is that he doesn’t kowtow to pc and is the sort of guy Teddy Roosevelt would have gone a few rounds with, shot a couple of bears or elk with, and then sat back in front of the cabin fire, drinks in hand, swapping bullshit. None of that fits oBaMa.
Nope. He’s a pure, unadulterated, gelded, metrosexual drone.
Pretty sure Michelle supplies all the testosterone in that marriage. She’s got that mean, vicious, straight-razor totin’ kind of woman look going on.
I formally despise both of them.
Polk Salad Moochelle?
That’s the one.
Reminds me of the question: “What does Michelle Obama do after she finishes shaving her pussy?”
“Puts a tie on him and sends him to the Oval Office.”
OK, OK, I needed a new monitor, but now I’ll have to wait until Monday.
Hahahaaaaa!!!
Imo, it’s way more cynical than any real issue with Vlad for the leftard thought-bosses.
I suspect they believed we’d be most very easy to rile up against the “old enemy” and wouldn’t ask any questions.
This was very much a tail waging the dog issue.
I also suspect that the same intellectually inbred, snot gobblers very much want a long simmering ‘hot war’ between the US and Russia. Bleed the US out as much as possible, financially as well as those of us with the belligerent mindset to make the nation that much more manageable after what was supposed to be Hillary’s 8 years. Those 8 years would, most likely, been the end of the US as a sovereign nation.
The plan, or at least what’s been visible of it, was to have us at each others’ throats at an intensity just low enough not to trigger nuke exchanges. The EU would have benefited in exactly the same way they did with the fighting in both Iraq and Afghanistan, in that the EU would have been a transit base with all the cost to us that goes with that.
I wonder how much you’d charge for Red Shed Rose Garden fertilizer for Vlad Red Bear poop?
Obama is like the 4 week old chewed up kitten we rescued. The vet initially deemed it a female then a month later when his testicles dropped and could be seen, a male. Unlike Oliver, it took Obama 7 years, 11 months and some days for his testicles to drop, and he didn’t know how to act. Me thinks he is trying to leave office with a legacy other than being the guy walking next to the lady wearing a tee shirt that says, “Who needs big tits when I have an ass like this” with a big arrow pointing at Obama.
No, he’s still a ridgling. He just got frisky because he thought he smelled something and thought he could act on it.
‘Although I must credit Vladimir Putin for outmaneuvering our inept Barry, make no mistake: I trust Vlad no farther than I could toss an angry Ursus Rubeus, so please save yourselves the heated comments….’
That is exactly my view, Poetrooper. I do not have to like Vlad Putin to understand him. He is and has been so many leagues ahead of that clowndog pretender (soon to be ex-something) for so long that a last minute bitch slap from Vlad is fine by me.
Somebody had to do it. Personally, I think Vlad should have done it in 2013. Better late than never, I guess.
Now, let’s hope that De Trump is the clever negotiator he’s been in business, enough so to get China to back off. If the Chinese can develop their own oil production by gobbling up resources in the South China Sea, they will cut the throast of the OPEC producers once and for all. Vlad sits on the biggest world’s oil shale reserves, period. He neither needs nor wants OPEC oil. What better way to cut your opponents down to size than to NOT need their one and only product?
I can admire Vlad Plutin. Does not mean I have to like him. And, no, I wouldn’t trust him any further than I could throw a bowl of bean soup at him.
“I can admire Vlad Plutin. Does not mean I have to like him. And, no, I wouldn’t trust him any further than I could throw a bowl of bean soup at him.”
Agreed. You don’t have to like your enemy to have a respect for them.
lack of respect for one’s adversary is how you end up in the messes we are in.
Kinda like the JV team I assume….
Most oil in the south china sea has a high H2S content. Not fun to drill and not desirable to process. Not that China actually has any health safety standards.
H2S is NOT something you mess around with, that stuff will kill you very quickly and I concur with your view on the ChiComs’ attitude toward worker health, safety and welfare.
I’ll be honest with you, I would trust Vlad a hell of a lot farther than I ever would oblowme, moochelle, the cuntoons and about 90% of the libs on the planet…
The difference is that Putin is an independent thinker who takes out people like Litvinenko if they oppose him. This does make him unpredictable, no matter how well you think you know him. However, he’s mostly interested in Russia and eastern Europe/central Asia.
On the other hand, bodaprez (may he be completely forgotten and become a minor footnote in a book no one reads) is an incompetent ass who has less initiative than a garden snail, but is surrounded by people who are far more dangerous to the USA than Putin. Most of them are known (Jarrett, Ayers) and have a history, which makes them more predictable than Putin. And since things didn’t work this time, they’ll try again unless they croak in the interval.
Congratulations to Jimmy Carter.
He’s no longer the biggest fuckup ever to inhabit the Oval Office.
Yes, and James Buchanan can rest a little easier as well.
Wow! An STS with water wings! Were you an undercover agent in the enemy camp?
Just curious.
I’m beginning to think that B.Hussein 0bama is merely acting like a shitty tenant being evicted that is making everything he can as shitty as he can and he is leaving office exactly the same as he came in, an AMATEUR! I’ts rumored that Putin was once heard off camera comparing dealing with 0bama to playing Chess with a pigeon saying “The bird knocks all the pieces over, defecates on the board and then struts around like he won the game.”. Whether Putin said that or not, IMHO it describes B. Hussein 0bama perfectly!
It’s an apt description. If it isn’t true, it should be.
http://abovethelaw.com/2015/09/well-known-lawyer-killed-in-fiery-plane-crash/
The Russians are chess players. Literally and figuratively. A naive community organizer who far overvalues his own intellect and opinon will lose to a chess player everytime. I’m not happy to make that observation; but there you have it.
I don’t think Mr. Trump is a match for a Russian chess-player, either; but at least he won’t be quite so naive and trusting about it all.
Okay, I acted too fast. Proud Infidel’s reported characterization of the chess player and pigeon is PERFECT. Sadly so.
It’s often been said that Vladimir Putin plays Chess while B. Hussein 0bama plays beginner Checkers. Putin has a Black Belt in Judo while I doubt that B. Hussein 0bama ever even played Dodgeball in gym class!
You think he had a gym class?
http://thefederalistpapers.org/us/putin-vs-obama-brilliantly-compared-in-10-brutal-pictures
Kirk: Not chess Mr. Spock. Poker.
I think Trump may confuse the heck out of folks like Putin, keeping them off balance, and not being predictable enough to run out too many moves.
“Wait. How did this knight get over here?”
“Who said you set the rules? Yuge check.”