Tuesdays with Claymore
Fake post about fake news is fake
If our ideas are so awesome, why are people too stupid to realize it?
DU throwing shade on Russia Today…irony?
Throw out the welcome mat for pissed off socialists
…and if you meet Santa, call him Saint Nicolas.
Hoping joblessness helps Democrats
This is all your fault, Bernie Sanders!!!
White people are going to riot…yup…we had a meeting and everything.
…and everyone went hungry because no one packed a sandwich.
Trump wants teh Muzlums lands!!!
Two words that should never be this close to one another…ethics and lawyers
Racist. Check. Nazi. Check. Drama queen? CHECK.
Trump plans on sending your sons and daughters off to war. Yup.
Petraeus was the real Benghazi villain
Yeah, it IS as simple as “he was a brutal dictator”, DUmbass.
DU is worried about the national debt. Yeah. Let that marinate a little.
It’s like the Sith and the Klingons and the Deatheaters all in one!!!
The Norman Rockwell Painting Conspiracy!!!!
And then there’s this gem…is this a threat?
Category: Tuesdays with Claymore
First, first
What happened? They found a working fuse and turned the lights back on, right? They paid the electric bill?
Good to see that the paranoia continues as usual. ‘Who moved my cheese?’ (gigglesnort)
Almost missed the ‘elitist shit talk’ in ‘because racism?’ Reality bites, doesn’t it?
For a while, they were only letting in users who had paid for access…that set off a firestorm on the Facebook page, busting out all sorts of lunatic conspiracy theories and rumors that they shut off the site on election night to avoid embarrassment. It was quite humorous.
Yep. The Free (Stuff) Army threw another tantrum, and DU finally caved. (smile)
Are you saying they were engaging in EXCLUSIVITY??????
Oh! I am stultified! Or something. Or not.
Their mom cut off their AOL dial-up access for a week because they forgot to take out the trash and walk the dog….
“Each new pick for the Cabinet is more ominous. What will be left of the country as we know it? Trump, the new Cabinet and the GOP are the real terrorists.”
What will be left? Maybe enough to salvage the nation.
“[T]he new Cabinet and the GOP are the real terrorists.” Any Republicans here? Did you know you are now terrorists? Alleluia Openbar youse guys.
Jesus H. Christ – the libidiots over there at DU have actually managed to surprise me with their idiocy! I didn’t think that was possible.
If you want to ROTF, go read the thread titled Yes, cause Mexicans don’t deserve to make air conditioners. I’m not joking, that’s really the article’s title.
Some of them are actually pissing and moaning about Trump’s efforts to convince Carrier to keep a plant in Indiana rather than move it to Mexico – and thus preserve US jobs. Seriously.
Oh, and to add to the irony – a couple of them seem to be complaining that Trump is (gasp!) using social media like Twitter and YouTube to get his message out.
Their tone indicates they think that’s a bad thing. (smile)
Naw, that has to be a fake! Too many people on that thread are saying keep American jobs GOOD! Someone is faking something!
Oh, wait – could they be CLOSET GOPERS????
“VP picks don’t matter much” WOW the clairvoyance to know that it would be IMPOSSIBLE for Shrillary to pass away in office, because revisionist historians have decreed that it’s “neva happened” before. The abject cluelessmess of that quote is astounding. Waitress! Pablum for everyone? I’m buying!
among others, Teddy Roosevelt would be interested in hearing that. Or maybe Andrew Johnson.
Uh… what????
Oh, so Harry Truman was elected right after FDR died and Johnson was elected the day after Kennedy was shot and killed.
Oh, NOW I see how that works. It was the midget voters whose ballots weren’t counted the first time around, right? They rose up in protest, took a higher ground, as it were, to make sure that they were elevated to the same heights as all the other people, because #SHORTPEEPSMATTER!!!
I think I’ll stick with romance and sci-fi. Somehow, those genres make more sense.
Dr. Seuss makes more sense then these folks.