Tuesday morning feel good stories
In Spokane Valley, Washington, someone knocked on a homeowner’s door. There was no there when he answered. A short time later, the homeowner saw someone in his yard. When he ordered the man to leave, the intruder charged the homeowner, putting him in fear for his life. The homeowner fired once and the intruder left the area. When the police found the wounded man, he was uncooperative with them and shortly was DOT (dead over there) when they couldn’t give him the help he needed to survive.
A burglar in Denver, Colorado, was confronted by the homeowner who shot him. The criminal was DOT (dead over there) at the hospital.
A 71-year-old and his wife were sitting in their Prius in Sioux Falls, South Dakota when Edward James LeBlanc forced open the door and began striking the septuagenarian, a resident of Oklahoma. The elderly man pulled out his legally carried concealed weapon and plugged LeBlanc who fled the scene. The police caught up to LeBlanc later and took him to the hospital to get his non-life-threatening injuries treated. Thank goodness for reciprocity laws between states.
In Barnwell, Georgia, Venson Tyrone Jones, 35 attacked 37-year-old Wanda Sherice Badger with a hammer. Jones had just been released from prison and he’d threatened to kill Badger recently. It all happened in front of 58-year-old Bettie Ann Newton’s home. Newton shot Jones at least once in the abdomen during his attack. he was taken to the hospital where he’s being treated for his newest orifice. Oh, by the way, Bettie Newton in Venson Jones’ mother.
Category: Feel Good Stories
Nice shooting, Mom,
4 instances of useless types trying to do harm to others. 2 of the dopes are dead and the other two are wounded. One of them was wounded by his mother, to protect the person he was hitting with a hammer.
Putting ’em down like dirty dogs! Way to go.
nobody loves me but my mother.
OK, time for the semi-obligatory TAH armed citizen batting line analysis.
Excellent day at the plate for armed citizens. Today, we had 4 total perps; 2 no longer require food/water/air, and the other two are in custody after receiving nonlethal unsanitary high-speed lead injection aversion therapy resulting in one or more new bodily orifices.
In baseball terms, that’s a 4-for-4 day with 2 HRs and 2 other extra-base hits. Daily batting average, 1.000; daily slugging percentage, 3.000+. Impressive.
Remember: when seconds count, the police are only a few minutes away. So take the excellent advice of Pedro Cerrano and be prepared to “do it myself”.
Man, you gotta be one lowlife sumbitch when your own mother has to shoot you.
Good for Mom.
FWIW, early marriage when my wife & I were at my folks house, my wife was kidding around teasing me and then said “Don’t hit me again!” (in a joking tone).
My mother just about came out of the kitchen with the large knife she was using to prepare dinner. If she had not realized my wife was kidding, she’da sliced and diced me like a side of meat.
My wife became very careful how she joked around Mom after that.
We had two hour lines here in San Antonio, people waiting to vote early.
https://www.flickr.com/photos/jvolstad/albums/72157675652541535
Who the hell tries to carjack a Prius?
One of those smug ass “trying to keep one’s carbon footprint small” douche shitbags.
Dapandico – now YHAAT’S funny right there!!!!