Douglas Duane Dietrich; Phony Desert Storm Marine

| September 27, 2016

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Someone sent us their work on this Douglas Duane Dietrich fellow. Suffice it to say that he is a crank of monumental proportions. Lucky for me, I only have to address his claim that he was a Marine veteran of Desert Storm, because he’s claimed all sorts of crazy-ass shit involving cover-ups of Pearl Harbor, aliens, “the reality behind vampires, zombies, Soviet psychic warfare, and other occult phenomena”. Its all at his LinkedIn page. Like his version of his career in the Marine Corps;

Dietrich Claims

He single-handedly invaded Kuwait and wiped out Hussein’s chemical weapons cache so they couldn’t be used against US troops. While he wasn’t taking out Saudi Religious Policemen with his bare hands. The problem, of course, is that his records don’t match his tales. He had four months in the Marine Corps from October 1987 – January 1988 and he was an entry level separation. Or that’s what the government would have you believe;

Duane Dietrich FOIA

He admits that he was an entry level discharge, but he claims that he took another shot at military service before Desert Storm and made it into the service, but the Pentagon disagrees. He was not on active duty during Desert Storm according to DoD’s HR;

Dietrich Manpower Report

Other people have done a better job of tearing him down as a general crank, you can read his windbag meanderings through the English language, or you can watch the hours of his YouTube videos. My focus is on military service, and his lack thereof. It seems that the rest of his bullshit rests on his service as Marine, so there you go.

Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures

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CB Senior

Nice as-cot. Nothing says killer like an ascot and a count Dracula hair style.

Do yourself a favor and hold your arms out strait. it makes it tougher for them the get the net over you.

CB Senior

First

Yef

What’s an ascot?

Sorry. English as a second language here.

ex-OS2

His little yellow handkerchief around his neck that he should be choked with.

Doc Savage

Like Fred from Scooby Doo….

Jay

I thought Fred wore a cravat?

Mick

OK, I ‘Chieu Hoi’. I can’t take much more of this. There have been way too many phony Marines around here lately.

C’mon Army, Air Force, Navy, and Coast Guard. Ante up, get in the game, and catch up.

sgt. vaarkman 27-48th TFW

Being an exUSAF enlisted maintenance troop, we don’t seem macho enough for the fakes, it’s not glorious enough for them to be on the flight line in all kinds of weather fixing aircraft
Fake USAF are always pj’s or the ace of the base, when I hear those AFSC’s I become immediately skeptical

David Pomeroy

I’m with you on that vaarkman. Nobody want’s to be a “chamber maid” either. Our AFSC’S are sorely overlooked by posers.

OWB

Well. I was in Desert Storm and didn’t see him there…

Eggs

Because camouflage.

Dave Hardin

This guy is a disgrace to all of us who actually did get busted in rank. I earned every one of my reductions in rank. This clown has no idea what an NJP is actually like.

Anyone can get promoted, with the obvious exception of this clown, it takes fortitude to go up and down the ranks.

I got busted once and my entire platoon shaved their heads in protest. Finest group of Marines I ever served with. It took me 6 whole months to go from Cpl to SSgt.

I don’t take kindly to people stealing my reductions in rank.

Mick

He does have ‘The Stare’, though.

swormy

That stare says it all…his eyes are saying “Hello Sailor…come here often”?

PhukYoCouch

Wow. An ass-cot. Looks like Johnny Depp in FEAR AND LOATHING and Vincent Price dropped a toilet baby and this dude was the result. Wow.

Bobo

I’m guessing that, based on his picture above, the entry level separation was do to pole smoking.

Hondo

Possibly. Another possibility is that he was full-blown batsh!t crazy even back then.

Skippy

????

Bobo

“due” not “do”. I claim lack of caffeine intake this morning.

Dave Hardin

HAHAHAHAHAHHA…get him Bobo. That HOBO guy flaunts his 3 digit ASVAB score just a bit too much around here.

Your all wright, ewe keep an ahy on him.

USMCMSgt (Ret)

Cocksucker.

(Sorry to steal your thunder, ex-OS2…)

ex-OS2

I will just add some emphasis:

Fucking cocksucker.

Mayhem

Look ! it’s an Ass-Clot wearing an As-cot! I first thought it was Deuce Bigelow Male Gigolo but upon further inspection I realized it was just another turd.

Redacted1775

This guy looks like he has the corpses of several small house pets buried in his mom’s back yard.

nicki

Oh, holy shit! That motherfucker has cray cray written all over his face!

Skippy

Another low speed supper three week warrior hits the crapper

Ex-PH2

It’s just too early for Deh Strangeperson to show up in my stuff. I have rugs to vacuum.

Combat Historian

Perhaps the trainee discharge was just a cover, and he actually went SECRET SQUIRRELS and was enlisted in the vaunted USMC VAMPIRE SQUAD, the Best of the best, the Elitest of the elite…

Fjardeson

404… broken link (or cleaned?)

Hack Stone

If you ain’t a Secret Combat Naked Warriir, you ain’t shit!

http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=57878

Sparks

Meatgazer!

OldManchu

Freak!

2/17 Air Cav

“He admits that he was an entry level discharge, but he claims that he took another shot at military service before Desert Storm and made it into the service….” I rather appreciate that approach. It is credibility by admission of shortcoming. It didn’t work but, nevertheless, it was a good try. It’s a variation of the time-honored grain of truth approach. Mix some truth to deliver the Big Lie and some folks will believe you.

HMCS(FMF) ret

Damn… looks like a victim of alien anal probing that stayed a little too long at Area 51. Reminds me of Jonathan Sharkey

http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=27204

Steve

Ha! The c*ck inhaler.

I’m in a good mood now you’ve reminded me of him.

A Proud Infidel®™

He looks like a hybrid cross between a meat gazer and a creepy clown, I bet he cruises around town in a windowless 20 year old van. Maybe he DID get abducted by a UFO and got anal probed hard enough to give him brain damage? Does he come out from his Momma’s basement very often during daylight? Booger-munching bedwetting rat fart of a twinkle-toed candyassed toad snot-headed dingleberry!!

ex-OS2

I am curious if he is friends with Jerry Foster, the phony Navy Commander and the demented magician.

A Proud Infidel®™

At the very least I’d say separated at birth!

20thEB67

My first thought as well, ex-OS2. Birds of the same feather, no doubt.

Forest Green

That picture appears to be a capture from his Barnabas Collins screen test.

1610desig

looks like he’s casting for a Peter Cushing role in a Star Wars remake

Hondo

Folks, if you haven’t read this kook’s Facebook page . . . do yourself a favor and take a few minutes to read it before it disappears. It’s the first link Jonn provides in the article above.

One of his claimed jobs: Satan’s Liaison. Seriously.

I haven’t seen “teh krayzee” like that in a while. Holy schmoley!

HMCS(FMF) ret

He has an “Unpublished Honorary Masters Thesis”… WOW!

Teh Krazee has bitten this boy in the ass… and hasn’t let go of him!

A Proud Infidel®™

Day-um, he’s nuttier than a hundred thousand buckets of squirrel shit!

Silentium Est Aureum

Sounds like Sharkey.

2/17 Air Cav

Now there’s a name from the past. Vlad the Impaler. What a guy.

DirtDart

Bwahahahaha! Mr Impaler. Laughing so hard that my daughter’s are wondering what is soo funny.
But trying to Barney style the tale of Snarky for a G rating escapes me!?

ex-OS2

Duane is one crazy motherfucker. He is also buddies with Cynthia McKinney, another fruit-loop.

USMCMSgt (Ret)

His LinkedIn bio…. Dude is fuggin crazy.

2/17 Air Cav

Yeah, I think he’s got a fan club developing here. He’s too freakin’ nuts to take seriously–which explains how he worked for gov’t for years.

Hack Stone

Satan’s Liaison is a B Billet. Having that in your SRB looks good on the promotion board.

lily

His desert storm was caused by el nino and el nino was caused by chem trails.

Doc Savage

The look on his face says “weapons grade crazy”.

HMC Ret

Looks like Data from Star Trek.

Rock

I kind of doubt stolen valor in this guy’s case. He seems like he suffers from grandiose delusions and probably another comorbid mental illness, possibly schizophrenia as this dude seems completely detached from any sort of reality.

Basically, the dude seems to be a fucking psycho. I highly doubt anyone has bought into his bullshit… This dude needs an antipsychotic like yesterday.

Starbux

That’s what I gather as well, especially if you read his supposed work and education history.

Schizophrenics will no shit believe they are what they think they are. I bet this guy is bat shit nuts.

PhukYoCouch

Recruiter: Mr. Wilson.

Wade Wilson: How can I help you? Besides luring children into a panel van.

Veritas Omnia Vincit

There are so many things we humans do that are simply amazing, however it’s always important to be reminded that when things go as terribly wrong as what’s happened to this poor bastard’s wiring they can go terribly wrong.

This is not the craziest motherfucker I’ve come across, but damned if he isn’t in the top two….

MSG Eric

This is the guy your parents warned you about when they said, “Don’t talk to strangers.” and “don’t take candy from strangers.” and “don’t get into a car with someone you don’t know.”

They need to do some ground radar at his house and his mom’s house too, checking for the mass grave.

Oh and, somewhere a mental institution is missing their poster boy.

Hack Stone

I bet that he knows where Elaine Ricci is being held hostage.

jarhead

Hard to believe he beat the hell out of a half million other sperm!

A Proud Infidel®™

He’s another one that should have been a blowjob.

Skippy

Swallowed

Claw

Jarhead, way, way, way low sperm count at a half million.

From what I’ve read, the average count is anywhere from 50 million to 150 million sperm per load.

But maybe that’s how he slivered through. He impaled every other lookalike on the trip down fallopian lane.

Hondo

Agreed. While his dad might have “gotten lucky”, his mom certainly didn’t. Nor did the rest of us who have to put up with his “krayzee”.

John D

PFC and Marksmanship badge all in 4 months,

and he just had to go and crap all over that fine

record.

Damn…..

jarhead

A vampire walks into a bar, ‘pint of blood barman’ he says. The barman gives him his order.
A second vampire walks into the bar, ‘pint of your finest blood please’ he says. Again, the barman pours his order.
A third vampire walks into the bar and says ‘a mug of hot water please barman’. The barman looks puzzled at the vampire, and asks- ‘why the f*** do you want hot water for?’ The vampire answered- ‘i found a used tampon and i’m making tea’.

Jonp

Sweet..totally stolen.

jarhead

No contest.

Jonp

You walked into the party like you were walking onto a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf it was apricot…

Jesus, could one picture scream “im on my way to put on the clown suit and head over to Kiddyland in my ice cream truck with an axe and a basket of puppies” more than that one?

DirtDart

Oh my god… he put the headshot out?!?! What a cockholster- Looks like a cash for trash mercenary or a stereotypical South American drug lord from those really bad 80’s B movies I would watch growing up. Ah can’t stop laughing, damn Jonn ah spilled my coffee

USMCMSgt (Ret)

Duane “The man who stares at goats” Dietrich

jarhead

Now that you mention it, wasn’t he on a Jerry Springer episode titled, “I’ll F__k Your Goat If I Want To!”

Just An Old Dog

The clerks at NCR are getting pretty bad. ”
Marksman with auto rifle? WTF?
PFC is pretty easy to explain. He was a contract PFC. He went in getting paid as a PFC E-2, even though Marine recruits don’t wear that rank or get addressed as such until graduation.
If they get separated they are given that rank on DD214, even if they were only there a few days,

Green Thumb

All-Points Logistics Special Assistant to legal counsel Lori Benton and Daniel Bernath.

Scary.

jarhead

It comes back to me now in the middle of the night. Where I had seen him was modeling vampire outfits at Victor’s Secret. No idea until that time they made spandex capes and crotchless underwear for vampires.

Looking at the background in his picture for some odd reason makes me think of that cat named Marshall Applewhite from Calif. who convinced a bunch of other gullible fruit cakes to end their lives with him and accompany him to somewhere out in the Heavens. Here is a picture of him and the Wikipedia
report about the event.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marshall_Applewhite

MCPO NYC USN Ret.
jarhead

A few of them appear to be a gay gaze. “Mr. Spock, may I see your genitals please?”

42A Combat Clerk

Is it wrong how much joy and entertainment I glean from the mad ramblings of the obviously(possibly dangerously?) mentally unstable.

PrevMed

This douche-nozzle couldn’t even kill a Chuck Norris meme.

2/17 Air Cav

His father had only one regret: his son.

Dougy: The man you claim is your Dad called. He wants a DNA sample from you to disprove your claim.

Douglas. It’s okay. We understand. Prolonged glue sniffing takes a great toll on the mind.