Douglas Duane Dietrich; Phony Desert Storm Marine
Someone sent us their work on this Douglas Duane Dietrich fellow. Suffice it to say that he is a crank of monumental proportions. Lucky for me, I only have to address his claim that he was a Marine veteran of Desert Storm, because he’s claimed all sorts of crazy-ass shit involving cover-ups of Pearl Harbor, aliens, “the reality behind vampires, zombies, Soviet psychic warfare, and other occult phenomena”. Its all at his LinkedIn page. Like his version of his career in the Marine Corps;
He single-handedly invaded Kuwait and wiped out Hussein’s chemical weapons cache so they couldn’t be used against US troops. While he wasn’t taking out Saudi Religious Policemen with his bare hands. The problem, of course, is that his records don’t match his tales. He had four months in the Marine Corps from October 1987 – January 1988 and he was an entry level separation. Or that’s what the government would have you believe;
He admits that he was an entry level discharge, but he claims that he took another shot at military service before Desert Storm and made it into the service, but the Pentagon disagrees. He was not on active duty during Desert Storm according to DoD’s HR;
Other people have done a better job of tearing him down as a general crank, you can read his windbag meanderings through the English language, or you can watch the hours of his YouTube videos. My focus is on military service, and his lack thereof. It seems that the rest of his bullshit rests on his service as Marine, so there you go.
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
Nice as-cot. Nothing says killer like an ascot and a count Dracula hair style.
Do yourself a favor and hold your arms out strait. it makes it tougher for them the get the net over you.
First
What’s an ascot?
Sorry. English as a second language here.
His little yellow handkerchief around his neck that he should be choked with.
Like Fred from Scooby Doo….
I thought Fred wore a cravat?
OK, I ‘Chieu Hoi’. I can’t take much more of this. There have been way too many phony Marines around here lately.
C’mon Army, Air Force, Navy, and Coast Guard. Ante up, get in the game, and catch up.
Being an exUSAF enlisted maintenance troop, we don’t seem macho enough for the fakes, it’s not glorious enough for them to be on the flight line in all kinds of weather fixing aircraft
Fake USAF are always pj’s or the ace of the base, when I hear those AFSC’s I become immediately skeptical
I’m with you on that vaarkman. Nobody want’s to be a “chamber maid” either. Our AFSC’S are sorely overlooked by posers.
Well. I was in Desert Storm and didn’t see him there…
Because camouflage.
This guy is a disgrace to all of us who actually did get busted in rank. I earned every one of my reductions in rank. This clown has no idea what an NJP is actually like.
Anyone can get promoted, with the obvious exception of this clown, it takes fortitude to go up and down the ranks.
I got busted once and my entire platoon shaved their heads in protest. Finest group of Marines I ever served with. It took me 6 whole months to go from Cpl to SSgt.
I don’t take kindly to people stealing my reductions in rank.
He does have ‘The Stare’, though.
That stare says it all…his eyes are saying “Hello Sailor…come here often”?
Wow. An ass-cot. Looks like Johnny Depp in FEAR AND LOATHING and Vincent Price dropped a toilet baby and this dude was the result. Wow.
I’m guessing that, based on his picture above, the entry level separation was do to pole smoking.
Possibly. Another possibility is that he was full-blown batsh!t crazy even back then.
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“due” not “do”. I claim lack of caffeine intake this morning.
HAHAHAHAHAHHA…get him Bobo. That HOBO guy flaunts his 3 digit ASVAB score just a bit too much around here.
Your all wright, ewe keep an ahy on him.
Cocksucker.
(Sorry to steal your thunder, ex-OS2…)
I will just add some emphasis:
Fucking cocksucker.
Look ! it’s an Ass-Clot wearing an As-cot! I first thought it was Deuce Bigelow Male Gigolo but upon further inspection I realized it was just another turd.
This guy looks like he has the corpses of several small house pets buried in his mom’s back yard.
Oh, holy shit! That motherfucker has cray cray written all over his face!
Another low speed supper three week warrior hits the crapper
It’s just too early for Deh Strangeperson to show up in my stuff. I have rugs to vacuum.
Perhaps the trainee discharge was just a cover, and he actually went SECRET SQUIRRELS and was enlisted in the vaunted USMC VAMPIRE SQUAD, the Best of the best, the Elitest of the elite…
ask about his tats
https://photos.google.com/photo/AF1QipP3at_EkM2PT28K7R630tWx7sCWtzppHGC_eKGX
404… broken link (or cleaned?)
If you ain’t a Secret Combat Naked Warriir, you ain’t shit!
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=57878
Meatgazer!
Freak!
“He admits that he was an entry level discharge, but he claims that he took another shot at military service before Desert Storm and made it into the service….” I rather appreciate that approach. It is credibility by admission of shortcoming. It didn’t work but, nevertheless, it was a good try. It’s a variation of the time-honored grain of truth approach. Mix some truth to deliver the Big Lie and some folks will believe you.
Damn… looks like a victim of alien anal probing that stayed a little too long at Area 51. Reminds me of Jonathan Sharkey
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=27204
Ha! The c*ck inhaler.
I’m in a good mood now you’ve reminded me of him.
He looks like a hybrid cross between a meat gazer and a creepy clown, I bet he cruises around town in a windowless 20 year old van. Maybe he DID get abducted by a UFO and got anal probed hard enough to give him brain damage? Does he come out from his Momma’s basement very often during daylight? Booger-munching bedwetting rat fart of a twinkle-toed candyassed toad snot-headed dingleberry!!
I am curious if he is friends with Jerry Foster, the phony Navy Commander and the demented magician.
At the very least I’d say separated at birth!
My first thought as well, ex-OS2. Birds of the same feather, no doubt.
That picture appears to be a capture from his Barnabas Collins screen test.
looks like he’s casting for a Peter Cushing role in a Star Wars remake
Folks, if you haven’t read this kook’s Facebook page . . . do yourself a favor and take a few minutes to read it before it disappears. It’s the first link Jonn provides in the article above.
One of his claimed jobs: Satan’s Liaison. Seriously.
I haven’t seen “teh krayzee” like that in a while. Holy schmoley!
He has an “Unpublished Honorary Masters Thesis”… WOW!
Teh Krazee has bitten this boy in the ass… and hasn’t let go of him!
Day-um, he’s nuttier than a hundred thousand buckets of squirrel shit!
Sounds like Sharkey.
Now there’s a name from the past. Vlad the Impaler. What a guy.
Bwahahahaha! Mr Impaler. Laughing so hard that my daughter’s are wondering what is soo funny.
But trying to Barney style the tale of Snarky for a G rating escapes me!?
Duane is one crazy motherfucker. He is also buddies with Cynthia McKinney, another fruit-loop.
His LinkedIn bio…. Dude is fuggin crazy.
Yeah, I think he’s got a fan club developing here. He’s too freakin’ nuts to take seriously–which explains how he worked for gov’t for years.
Satan’s Liaison is a B Billet. Having that in your SRB looks good on the promotion board.
His desert storm was caused by el nino and el nino was caused by chem trails.
The look on his face says “weapons grade crazy”.
Looks like Data from Star Trek.
I kind of doubt stolen valor in this guy’s case. He seems like he suffers from grandiose delusions and probably another comorbid mental illness, possibly schizophrenia as this dude seems completely detached from any sort of reality.
Basically, the dude seems to be a fucking psycho. I highly doubt anyone has bought into his bullshit… This dude needs an antipsychotic like yesterday.
That’s what I gather as well, especially if you read his supposed work and education history.
Schizophrenics will no shit believe they are what they think they are. I bet this guy is bat shit nuts.
Recruiter: Mr. Wilson.
Wade Wilson: How can I help you? Besides luring children into a panel van.
There are so many things we humans do that are simply amazing, however it’s always important to be reminded that when things go as terribly wrong as what’s happened to this poor bastard’s wiring they can go terribly wrong.
This is not the craziest motherfucker I’ve come across, but damned if he isn’t in the top two….
This is the guy your parents warned you about when they said, “Don’t talk to strangers.” and “don’t take candy from strangers.” and “don’t get into a car with someone you don’t know.”
They need to do some ground radar at his house and his mom’s house too, checking for the mass grave.
Oh and, somewhere a mental institution is missing their poster boy.
I bet that he knows where Elaine Ricci is being held hostage.
Hard to believe he beat the hell out of a half million other sperm!
He’s another one that should have been a blowjob.
Swallowed
Jarhead, way, way, way low sperm count at a half million.
From what I’ve read, the average count is anywhere from 50 million to 150 million sperm per load.
But maybe that’s how he slivered through. He impaled every other lookalike on the trip down fallopian lane.
Agreed. While his dad might have “gotten lucky”, his mom certainly didn’t. Nor did the rest of us who have to put up with his “krayzee”.
PFC and Marksmanship badge all in 4 months,
and he just had to go and crap all over that fine
record.
Damn…..
A vampire walks into a bar, ‘pint of blood barman’ he says. The barman gives him his order.
A second vampire walks into the bar, ‘pint of your finest blood please’ he says. Again, the barman pours his order.
A third vampire walks into the bar and says ‘a mug of hot water please barman’. The barman looks puzzled at the vampire, and asks- ‘why the f*** do you want hot water for?’ The vampire answered- ‘i found a used tampon and i’m making tea’.
Sweet..totally stolen.
No contest.
You walked into the party like you were walking onto a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf it was apricot…
Jesus, could one picture scream “im on my way to put on the clown suit and head over to Kiddyland in my ice cream truck with an axe and a basket of puppies” more than that one?
Oh my god… he put the headshot out?!?! What a cockholster- Looks like a cash for trash mercenary or a stereotypical South American drug lord from those really bad 80’s B movies I would watch growing up. Ah can’t stop laughing, damn Jonn ah spilled my coffee
Duane “The man who stares at goats” Dietrich
Now that you mention it, wasn’t he on a Jerry Springer episode titled, “I’ll F__k Your Goat If I Want To!”
The clerks at NCR are getting pretty bad. ”
Marksman with auto rifle? WTF?
PFC is pretty easy to explain. He was a contract PFC. He went in getting paid as a PFC E-2, even though Marine recruits don’t wear that rank or get addressed as such until graduation.
If they get separated they are given that rank on DD214, even if they were only there a few days,
All-Points Logistics Special Assistant to legal counsel Lori Benton and Daniel Bernath.
Scary.
It comes back to me now in the middle of the night. Where I had seen him was modeling vampire outfits at Victor’s Secret. No idea until that time they made spandex capes and crotchless underwear for vampires.
Looking at the background in his picture for some odd reason makes me think of that cat named Marshall Applewhite from Calif. who convinced a bunch of other gullible fruit cakes to end their lives with him and accompany him to somewhere out in the Heavens. Here is a picture of him and the Wikipedia
report about the event.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marshall_Applewhite
Captain Hikaru Sulu just called and he wants his suggestive gaze and smirk back … NOW!
https://www.google.com/search?q=star+trek+sulu&biw=1920&bih=964&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&sqi=2&ved=0ahUKEwjX-8zykLLPAhVI2D4KHaQzAsAQ_AUIBigB
A few of them appear to be a gay gaze. “Mr. Spock, may I see your genitals please?”
Is it wrong how much joy and entertainment I glean from the mad ramblings of the obviously(possibly dangerously?) mentally unstable.
This douche-nozzle couldn’t even kill a Chuck Norris meme.
His father had only one regret: his son.
Dougy: The man you claim is your Dad called. He wants a DNA sample from you to disprove your claim.
Douglas. It’s okay. We understand. Prolonged glue sniffing takes a great toll on the mind.