Thursday morning feel good stories

| August 18, 2016

The other day we talked about an off-duty cop who was a victim of an attempted robbery on the streets of The Bronx, New York. The cop had a gun pointed at his head, when the man accompanying him, his cousin, a civilian, it turns out, grabbed the cop’s gun and shot the thief in the leg.

Hampshire County, West Virginia is a little safer this morning after John O’Handley, who was on his way to jail on a stolen motorcycle beef complained to the arresting officer that his hands hurt while they were restrained behind his back. The deputy cut him a break and handcuffed his forepaws in front of him. O’Handley tried to grab the deputy’s gun. The deputy was just faster and he put a bullet in O’Handley’s brain housing group.

Motor vehicles in Dayton, Ohio are safer this morning after Michael William Henson, 35, was spotted inserting “his genitals in the grill of a red van”. A really, really, really nice van, I guess. Henson took a brief nap afterwards and then meandered down the way until he was arrested. Luckily, the owner of the van hadn’t witnessed the deflowering of his vehicle or someone might have got really hurt.

Category: Feel Good Stories

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Silentium Est Aureum

If the van’s a-rockin, don’t come knockin!

LiRight

In the first story….I’ll bet the off-duty cop gets burned by the department.

I wouldn’t be surprised if the cousin, based on some of the ridiculous NYS laws, gets in some trouble as well.

In other words….NY sucks.

CCO

You called it. He’s been “placed on modified assignment,” and his cousin was at first arrested for gun possession “but that arrest was later voided, police sources said” according to this follow-up article. Per the same, the car smelled like wacky-backy, and “Allicott is facing disciplinary charges from the NYPD for not securing his gun appropriately, police sources said.” Mind you the last time that happened (August 9th) some “crazed panhandler” shot and killed a store clerk.

2/17 Air Cav

Jonn. The shooting in WV was reported by the Charleston Gazette but happened in your backyard, so to speak.

26Limabeans

“He said that O’Handley had been handcuffed behind his back for about the first 40 minutes of the encounter, but that the deputy had handcuffed him in front because O’Handley said his arms and hands were hurting.”

Well, that sufficiently answers my question from a few weeks ago concerning the subject of front cuffing. I get it.

68W58

I mean, they do say that red cars are sexier, but not even IDC SARC would think of that.

nbcguy54ACTUAL

Trying to make a “mini-van” ?

OldManchu

The real question is…

Would IDC SARC hit it?

nbcguy54ACTUAL

Only if he had collision insurance…

Ex-PH2

…and there was that guy in Portland, OR, humping that big, black GMC babe of a truck.

What? No video from bystanders? No vehicle prno?

Well, I hope the poor van hasn’t suffered too much embarrassment and isn’t being bullied by the other vans about it.