Black Ops Christopher Maines

| August 3, 2016

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AverageNCO sends us a link to the story of Christopher Maines, in Arkansas. He shot 24-year-old Corey Morgan in the head and as an excuse, he says that he’s either a lieutenant or a five-star Marine Corps general;

Maines spent about 10 months in the State Hospital after his previous lawyer questioned his sanity.

Maines had claimed to be a Marine five-star general or a lieutenant who has fought in secret military operations all over the world, including Afghanistan, Vietnam and Somalia.

The state psychologist who examined Maines at court order last year reported that he was unfit for trial, possibly in regard to schizophrenia, because his delusions kept him from being able to assist in his own defense.

But a second review of Maines’ mental health conducted in March by Dr. Samuel House, a state psychiatrist, concluded that Maines had abandoned his more extreme claims about military service, the judge was told at Monday’s hearing.

Questioned by deputy prosecutor Scott Duncan, House told the judge that while Maines might at least have minor delusional beliefs about his military service, those irrational thoughts are not serious enough to keep him from being able to participate in his own defense.

“These are not inhibiting beliefs,” House said. “Fitness [for trial] does not have to be perfect. He doesn’t have to score 100 percent.”

At worst, Maines could be faking his symptoms, House told the judge.

Because all five-star generals involved in black ops have lustrous mullets.

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OldCorpsTanker72

Sounds legit to me. I know a lot of Marine lieutenants who thought they were five star generals.

nbcguy54ACTUAL

At lot of wives of LTs who thought they were 5-year-old Generals….

nbcguy54ACTUAL

5 star dammit!!!

(although 5 year old fits too)

Ex-PH2

(Gigglesnort) 5-year-olds is just fine, nbcguy54. It’s just fine.

SFC D

Yup, better the first time!

Graybeard

Agree. In fact, I’m not sure there is much difference between 5-year-olds and 5-star generals.

SFC D

Generals have Majors throw their tantrums for them.

Grimmy

But what if they’re the Model of a Very Modern Major General?

Hondo

Haven’t had any living US 5-star GOs/FOs since Bradley died in 1981.

Mick

This assclown should have done some research before he started claiming that he is a Marine Corps “5-star general”.

Fun Fact for Posers: The Marine Corps doesn’t have a provision in its authorized rank structure to promote an officer to 5-star rank. The highest possible USMC rank is 4-star.

Only the Army, Navy, and USAF can promote officers to 5-star rank, and then only in time of war.

http://www.defense.gov/About-DoD/Insignias/Officers

Grimmy

That’s because “they” are racist against USMC generals.

jonp

Jeez Louise, didn’t you get the secret stuff he did all over the world? Obviously he was promoted in secret

Hack Stone

Maybe the same organization that awarded Daniel Bernath his Honorary Chief Petty Officer rank made this guy an Honorary Lieutenant/General.

#BlackOpsMatter!

HMCS(FMF) ret.

Clown probably has experience in “booty ops”, where he’s the catcher… Bubba, Thor, Julio and Mr. “Tiny” are gonna be giving him a lot of reftra in that area.

defensor fortisimo

He looks like he’d have better luck passing off aa young Ron Jeremy.

Hack Stone

I was just about to post a comment regarding his resemblance to Ron Jeremy. I’ll have to get my attorney in Ft. Myers FL serve you with papers. Or, we could settle out of court for the sum of three coconuts and one trash can lid.

B Woodman

What about the mailbox door?

Just An Old Dog

Throw in some drywall screws and you have a deal

Ex-PH2

I think he misspelled the group he belongs to, didn’t he? Isn’t it Maines Corps, and he’s a five-year-old General?

Just trying to understand here.

B Woodman

Don’t try to understand. You’ll just kill off more brain cells that you need later.

A Proud Infidel®™

So according to the State Shrink he COULD be faking his Mental Illness. That says to me he’s TRYING to act as nutty as those in The Dutch Rudder Gang, I wonder what stunt he’ll try next?

2/17 Air Cav

“For the defense, neuropsychologist Garrett Andrews told the judge that he thought Maines’ delusions were too rigid for him to be able to contribute to his defense.
Andrews, who works for Department of Veterans Affairs health care….”

Huh? The defense medical expert works for who?

Hondo

Sounds like someone either got summoned to testify or might be moonlighting as an expert witness. (I thought friendly witnesses didn’t typically get summoned, but I suppose that’s possible.)

If it’s moonlighting, hopefully he’s declared and gotten approval for part-time employment from his supervisor.

ex-OS2

He looks like Chumlee.

Green Thumb

Throw the switch.

DevilChief

Less stolen valor, more batshit crazy.