Saturday morning feel good stories
Bobo sends us our first story this morning from Shreveport, Louisiana where Michael Davis was washing his car. A thief came up to him and demanded his keys and his wallet. Michael sprayed him with the hose. The thief’s partner sneaked up behind Davis. He turned around and sprayed him, too. Both thieves left the scene empty-handed. I guess they never expected a guy washing his car to spray them with “deadly water” – borrowing a phrase from a guy in Florida who can’t maintain his airplane properly.
In Snellville, Georgia, a man and his wife were awakened by the sounds of someone breaking into their home. The man secured his weapon and found a man climbing in through the second-floor window in his bathroom. He shot at the intruder and called the police, unsure if he hit the crook. When they arrived, the criminal was DRT (dead right there) with a single round to his facial housing group.
A homeowner in Union County, Tennessee, got into an altercation with two masked men in his home. When the police arrived, one of the criminals was DRT. The other criminal fled the scene.
Police took a burglar to the hospital in Birmingham, Alabama with non-life-threatening injuries after the crook’s encounter with an armed homeowner.
Category: Feel Good Stories
4 events, 2 bad guys no longer wasting oxygen, 2 more bad guys “washed down”, and one bad guy nursing wounds. Looks to me like depriving others of their lives, health, family and friends, or their goods is a smart vocation to take up.
Awwww… The would be carjackers got away clean…
Take off, you hoser…
Reference the Tennessee story, if Jonn’s narrative would have read “got into an altercation with two masked intruders” instead of two men, my first thought would have been:
Must be too hot for an out of the house coon hunt, why don’t we just do it in the kitchen?
That way we don’t have to haul a beer cooler out to the woods.
Two all washed up, two DRT and another nursing wounds, not bad.
What’s happened to thievery in this country?!!?! You couldn’t handle a hose? I mean put a little effort into it, fellahs!
If it didn’t happen on a Saturday night, it was outside of their normally-scheduled bath night. People go kinda crazy if they’re subjected to water when it isn’t the right night to get wet.
I know a man who pointed the vehicle gas pump nozzle at a mild mannered crook who walked up to him demanding money while he was pumping gas. He didn’t have to spray him, the crook jumped backwards, gave him a shocked look, and hauled ass.
Carjackers were hosed but good. End of story.
That Di-hydrogen Monoxide is dangerous stuff, especially when dispensed through an evil black assault hose.
HONESTLY, “Some of the wash-racks in our Central Texas areas will peel the hide off a guy pretty quick! A Blast of high pressure water to the face would put me in reverse!!
Just Saying.