Manning attempts suicide
Fox News reports that traitorous Leavenworth inmate, Bradley Manning tried to hang himself.
Manning recently wrote a column from prison for The Guardian about the new U.S. rules allowing transgender people to openly serve in the military.
“Gender presentation should reflect the person that you are,” Manning wrote. “When you lose control of your gender presentation you lose an important aspect of your identity and existence. By setting so many caveats, time lines, standards, and training, the military is making this far, far, more complicated and bureaucratic than it needs to be. The simple reality is that we are who we say we are.”
So, I guess in order to prove to the rest of us how normal transgender people are, he tried to hang himself.
Category: Who knows
Christ!
Can’t it do anything right??
That boy could fuck up a one car funeral.
On a one way street…
Riding passenger in an auto-drive car.
Haven’t the taxpayers invested a bunch of bucks to comply with this ‘guy’s’ sexual orientation wishes? I’m not an advocate of him offing himself. I think he’s a turd but don’t wish him harm. Now he’ll be on q15min suicide watch for the remainder of his prison life.
And because he’s on suicide watch and they have specific actions and requirements they implment because of that, you’ll have a show like “Vice” do a story and say he’s being mistreated, it is cruel and unusual punishment, etc etc.
If we had ‘ANYONE” in the military, in the medical corps that didn’t have their heads up their asses, they could point out to these satan deceived perverts that they can cut off, glue on, modify ANYTHING they want, but their DNA is going to be the very same as it was the day they were born! God made them, the way he wanted them….trying to change will result in this…a running away by attempting suicide!!
More likely an eyeball watch, with him in a ‘turtle suit’. Some CO is going to be on OT until Mental Health clears she-it (say it fast) back to pop
There are many ways for a person to kill himself, even in prison. If you want dead, you will get dead. It didn’t want dead. It wanted attention.
Nailed it!!!!
I don’t think even IDC SARC would “nail it.”
I try to reserve the phrase, “spot on” for the right time.
2/17…….SPOT ON!
Yep. IMO this was almost certainly a suicide gesture designed to get attention, not a serious attempt.
Once an attention whore, always an attention whore. And Manning is nothing if not an attention whore.
Absolutely. Posturing for an adverse psych assessment maybe?
Presidential pardon?
Ooh. Please don’t open that can of worms.
I am going to get zoo angry if this turd gets a Residential pardon.
Even if that did happen, he’d better have 24/7 secret service security on camera, otherwise he’d be dead within about 20 minutes after release.
BINGO!!! I give 2/17’s deduction a FIVE COCONUT rating!
Very true, merely a sympathy ploy!!
Hopefully Bradley (yes, Bradley – I don’t recall hearing of any legal post-conviction name change for the traitorous twerp) succeeds on his next attempt.
Soon.
Exactly what I was thinking Hondo. Try. Harder.
It changed its name a couple of years ago: https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/convicted-leaker-bradley-manning-changes-legal-name-to-chelsea-elizabeth-manning/2014/04/23/e2a96546-cb1c-11e3-a75e-463587891b57_story.html
If the wannabe-eunuch wasn’t the piece of cockroach shit Bradley Manning is, I might be sensitive to how he self-identifies. But he’s a cocksucker (literally) who sold out his country and violated his oath because his boyfriend dumped him and he was a worthless little bitch to begin with. Therefore I don’t give a fuck what he wants to be called.
He deserves to die alone and miserable in the darkest, coldest, most uncomfortable cell they can find. Or tied to a post between a brick wall and a dozen men with rifles. Either way works.
I have to respectfully disagree with the firing squad, TOW. IMHO that’s too dignified of a way to go for him, I’d prefer to see him hung like those convicted in the Nuremberg War Trials.
That works too.
Yep, and then he’ll crap out about 50 liters of prison semen he’s been collecting since he was sent there.
Negative on the firing squad or any other form of execution. Mind you all, I’m not against capital punishment, I’m a staunch supporter. However… I want to watch this little turncoat bastard rot in a 4 x 8 cell.
Yeah, until he gets out and becomes a talking head on every news program you’re trying to watch. We’ll all have to listen to this twerp up until the day we die, mark my words.
Thanks. Apparently I missed the fact that the twerp’s name change was legal vice merely adopted by the individual.
Still: as far as I’m concerned, he can become “Chelsea” after he gets out of the USDB – on his dime.
He might be hoping for an early release or pardon, in case Obama has forgotten about him.
It’s waiting for Hildebeast to be anointed Grand Poobah.
It’s clemency petition we simply say “Bitch please. After what you did, why am I locked up?”
You got it. And once Broom Hilda…er Hillary springs him, he’ll go the lecture circuit making big bucks.
You have to wonder if someone, SOMEONE, in the Pentagon didn’t crunch the numbers on what this most famous trans-troopie has cost the the defense budget for his many healthcare follies and try to extrapolate those numbers out to how much the Democrat drive to tran-sexualize our military is going to take from other programs?
Of course I’m sure if they did they were overruled for presenting an irrelevant argument.
Can’t crunch those numbers, PT.
What value do you assign to dead allies and/or loss of trust in the US on the part of other nations?
I did see a story recently wherein they are projecting it would cost between 4 and 14 million to pay for all the transgender services it would require to maintain transgenders in the military.
Which means that it will cost about 40 to 140 million and they’ll take that from every other service member’s healthcare options to pay for it. When that still isn’t enough, they’ll start dipping into other budgets to get the money to keep paying for it as #1 priority.
That is, until Trump becomes president and they stop doing all this stupid social program rubbish.
Auto Erotic asphyxiation? Keep working at it big boy/it.
I wish him the best of luck at success in any future attempt.
Good Grief! Doesn’t he even know how to tie a slip knot?
So… does this mean Bradley isn’t going to be hanging around in his usual cell anymore?
The little smurf…
AHHAHAHAHA…. I see what you did there. Nicely done.
What a crashing bore.
I definitely advocate the wannabe-eunuch Bradley Manning ending his squandered existence. By all means, offer him the necessary assistance to do the job right. Fuck him with a chainsaw. There’s a nice spot reserved for his traitor ass in Hell.
Extremely disappointed with his failure.
Figures he couldn’t do that right either.
AND,,, how the hell do you lose control of your gender presentation? If you cant figure out what gender you are, you could simply look in your pants.
Junior troops today…they can’t do even the simplest tasks without proper supervision
and he’s not transgendered he’s just a transvestite, FFS
Sounds like what a Specialist would do to get out of actual work.
“SPC, you fucked this up, I’m not letting you do this ever again!” SPC: “The Sham Shield wins again.”
If he really wanted to die, he’d tell Bubba and Thor that he got aids from his ex-boyfriend and goat and they’re infected now too.
You know Bradley; if you want people to see transgenders as mentally stable enough to serve, you aren’t helping.
You are correct Sir!
But as per usual the military has turned into an experimental ant farm.
It’s been that way for a long time.
How’s it hangin’ bitch??
Nobody likes a quitter! Keep trying until you succeed!
She couldn’t last until January?
Bummer.
I wonder if taxpayers had to pay the medical bill?
I am sure we will have to pay for the “surgery” down the road.
After he/she gets a discharge upgrade or Obummer’s pardon.
When will these idiots learn that every time they talk about reflecting gender identity and some such, they undermine their own points because they started with gender identities that they apparently decided to change. There is a psychological word describing people who deliberately believe things that are not true, it’s called ‘delusional’.
I self-identify as a billionaire.
My bank says otherwise, and this deeply hurts my self-image. Therefore, I expect the US government to make me a real billionaire, for the sake of my mental health.
I’ll go shares with anybody who helps me get this.
I self-identified as a “Phildo” for Halloween.
But the chicks did not like me.
Effeminate men did.
I left.
But I rocked it All-Points Logistics style.
And The False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress and Lori Benton hate me why?
I gave it a shot.
I tried to walk in their shoes but it just did not work out.
I self identify as the Director Of Media Relations for a proud woman owned software company formerly based on Wilson Lane in Bethesda MD. Maybe Psaul self identifies as Elaine Ricci. That may explain why we never see them together in public.
Speaking of which, how’d the court case go yesterday?
Valerie. Since your bank account isnt sufficient to support your identity, perhaps you should sue your bank for micro aggression- they are hurting your feelings and such. That ought to work. ?
It does not surprise me that Manning tried to take his own life. It also does not surprise me that he failed in that attempt.
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They ought to arrest and charge the little fag with attempted murder. This really makes me feel bad…uh, maybe not. Where can I send him a consolation prize of 50′ of Sears 1 1/2′ best manila hemp? Don’t be so hard on him, give him another chance! Practice makes perfect. For Christmas I’m sending him a book on knots.
At one time in England, suicide carried the death penalty. As did treason and buggery. I think those old time Brits were on to something.
What if they charged him with an attempted hate crime.
Bradleeee…..how disappointed we are with you. Next time try hanging yourself by the balls and…..wait a minute!!! What the hell am I babbling about “balls”?
What I meant was by your tiny titties. Just so you will know, there are thousands out here who have faith in you and know you can do it.
To quote Willy Wonka: “No. Don’t. Stop. Come back.”
“Don’t Try, Do”…
Another victim at the hands of the left. Once the darling, when the SJW was done with him and he outlived his celebrity they forgot about him. The Left is like that, used then thrown away. I hope he enjoyed his 15Min
Can Jonn change the headline for this thread to read “Bradley Manning Attempts Self-Murder”? We all need to get on board and use the proper terms if we want the term self-murder to become commonly used.
“Self-Murder”? Like a certain non-CPO would try to blame Bradley manning’s failed attempt on TAH, wait, never mind, he IS that fucked up…
The needle on my Give-A-Fu[k meter didn’t even move after reading this one.
Mine did. I was quite disappointed when I read the word “attempts” in place of “commits”.
Who?
My sources within the system have told me that the failure was attributed to the improper use of a “well worn” pair of fish net stockings.
While I would never presume to make fun of this Buddy Fucker Extraordinaire for wanting to off himself, the reality is this: The Armed Services were not made to accommodate him. Our Armed Forces are being consistently changed by idiotic social experiments instead of remaining elite fighting forces. I do NOT have to ever be okay that he doesn’t like caveats, timelines and standards. We used to be able to chapter those kinds and now, we can get prosecuted because of having an opinion or calling them the wrong frigging pronoun. He can be whomever he wants to be, but not in MY Army.
The little fuckstain should’ve been out on his ass long before he ever got the chance to do his classified data dump. But the PC culture in today’s Army won’t allow that. All of this could’ve been prevented.
“I think I can, I think I can, I think I can….”
Where can I get a “Try harder Bradley” bumper sticker?
Hmm. Might be a business opportunity there. (smile)
Isn’t complicated & bureaucratic the Army Way?
If at first you don’t succeed…