Tuesday morning feel good stories
Frankie sends us our first story this morning from Yulee, Florida, where a homeowner shot an intruder yesterday morning. According to reports, he was DRT (dead right there) when the police arrived.
In the self-solving problem category, a thief in Cleveland, Ohio, tried to rob a convenience store. When he pulled his gun from his waist band, it discharged and struck him in his reproductive organs so that his genetic trail came to an abrupt end.
Seven soldiers from Fort Hood, Texas went to a park in New Braunfels for a picnic. They saw a fellow manhandling his girlfriend and they decided to intervene. After they de-escalated the situation, the soldiers walked back to their vehicles. The woman went to the civilian’s car and grabbed his pistol and handed it to him. He began busting caps on the soldiers. One of the soldiers ran to his vehicle and provided covering fire for his friends to withdraw. They all left the scene. The soldiers returned when the police arrived and the soldiers cooperated with authorities. Police caught up to the civilians and charged them both with aggravated assault. He had fired 19 rounds at the soldiers and they had fired seven – one of which struck the civilian in the arm. Other than that, no one else was injured.
In Okmulgee County, Oklahoma Jeff Ray Gage broke into a home and got into an altercation with the homeowner. The resident pulled out a gun and shot at Gage who dashed out the door and later crashed his getaway car. The police found blood in the car and they believe that Gage is wounded but he hasn’t shown up at any hospitals yet.
In Arlington, Texas, a thief tried to rob two people outside a convenience store. The victims turned the tables on the thief and shot him. Police found him sitting in his car a short distance away and he was DOT (dead over there).
Category: Feel Good Stories
I’ll take even odds that the guy in Cleveland has already fathered a gaggle of children before this incident. At least we have a hard stop now.
And now he has a great new opening for Thor, Bubba and Tiny.
ya, one girl at a picnic, gets slapped around a bit, perhaps with cause Seven drunk and silly young men try to help.
Happens every year in July.
hangovers all around,
Chris Rock offers advice on the situation:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xWXzDF0wQSo
JAG investigating the Soldiers from Ft. Hood to see if they obtained proper clearance, filled outa risk assessment and are weapons allowed in the park.
Minor point: After reading the article, I kinda doubt the Soldiers were at the park for a picnic at 1am. Just say’n
I can’t stop giggling over the Ohio incident. Would that all burglars and thieves were so “handy” with their firearms. The crime rate would drop dramatically, as there wouldn’t be a next generation to pass their stoopid genes on to.
As for the Ft Hood incident, all I can say is, “ungrateful bitch”. And karma is just as bad. May karma catch up to her at the worst time, in the worst way, when there’s no one around to help.
LEOs will tell you domestics are among the most unpredictable calls. Re the thug who thought manhandling his ‘girlfriend’ was acceptable behavior in the thug world, I’m hoping he’s charged with seven counts of attempted murder. No good deed goes unpunished.
I can’t understand or explain it, but I have seen abused women who loved their abusive bastids. Some women just want to start a domestic argument for no reason. I pity the police dealing with them.
I used to be an MP. After one domestic dispute call in Germany back in the mid 1990’s, I almost got stabbed by the wife while I was arresting the husband for assault.
She got arrested that night as well, for assault with a deadly weapon and her unit came for her. She bought me a new uniform.
A home owner protecting his family, his goods, and his place, killed a thug intruder, Leaving the punk “Dead Right There”:
“Deputies said the homeowner’s 6-year-old son was also asleep in the home, along with the homeowner’s girlfriend.”