Monday morning feel good stories
Two home invaders entered the basement of a home in Northhampton, Pennsylvania on Saturday night. they were armed with BB guns and began spraying the area with the pellets. The homeowner’s 28-year-old son who was sleeping there was struck several times by the projectiles, so he came up a machete and separated one attacker from his hand. The injured man was left at the hospital with his detached forepaw on Sunday morning. His partner was arrested in Allentown. The next morning, a handlettered sign with drawings of hands was taped to the front door of the burglary victim’s residence and it read “Come with two, leave with one”
In DeKalb County, Georgia, a man had planned to have sex with someone (that person’s gender isn’t mentioned in the story) but, instead, the person pulled out a gun and made him go to the ATM and withdraw money. When they returned to his car, he recovered his handgun and shot the thief who was DRT (dead right there) by the time the police arrived after the shooter called 9-1-1.
In Green, Oregon, recently, Joseph A. George spent a few days getting cranked up on meth and he convinced his girlfriend, Lisa Martin to help him with a burglary. They went to Robert Lanham’s house. Lanham didn’t recognize the car so he called for them to step into the light. Crackhead George then shot Lisa for reasons known only to George. Lanham then went in his house and got his own gun and fired a dozen rounds towards the car. Eventually police arrived and they saw Lisa laying on the ground and commanded George to show his hands. Instead he fired a round at them. The three policemen returned fire as George ran off. They foound him a few hundred feet away and he was DRT (dead right there). Lisa recovered from her wounds and the police were cleared by a grand jury for a justified shoot. Everyone except Crackhead George lived happily ever after.
Category: Feel Good Stories
Oh! A real ‘happily ever after’ story! Oh, that does me so much good!
Thank you!
So far, I haven’t had to sleep with the 9 inch cast iron skillet under my pillow. But you never know!
“So far, I haven’t had to sleep with the 9 inch cast iron skillet under my pillow. ”
Is that something that you will know beforehand?
In a pinch, a machete can be a good defensive weapon, especially when used against bad guys with BB guns. I hope the hand wasn’t able to be reattached to the dope.
And, finding your sex partner on Craigslist, isn’t a very smart way to go about satisfying oneself.
Gave that boy a taste of sharia law. become a thief, lose a hand.
Unless I missed something in the story, theft had nothing to do with the guy losing his hand. He lost it because he started shooting at Machete Guy.
Well, the punk can lend him a hand 😉
Let’s give the fellow a slow clap.*
Suppose his future street corner sign will say. “Please lend a hand”?
*I have a hospital/dark humor story of a bunch of us corpsmen doing this to an amputee. It is a great story of a young Marine’s courage bolstered by corpsmen who understood how to get him out of his funk. It worked.
His sign will read ” I Am No Looking For A Handout, Just A Hand”.
Change to read ”I Am Not Looking For A Handout, Just A Hand”.
Hack Stone Publishing regrets the error.
His friends now call him “Lefty”.
I hope you’re not saying “lefty” like it’s an insult.
Signed,
A Lefty
Get a grip, stumpy!
Northhampton police praised the 28 year old resident for successfully disarming the intruder.
The PA story isn’t over, I’m guessing. Two burglars just started shooting pellets or BBs at a sleeping victim? I doubt it. Police haven’t said anything about the goings-on at the house and the very brief account was provided by a nameless parent of the machete wielder.
The Oregon story points out the beauty of ‘instant karma’. First you shoot your accomplice, then you shoot at cops and when they return fire you take at least one fatal round. Guns and drugs are a worse combination than booze and guns.