Monday morning feel good stories
HMC Ret, Devtun and UpNorth send us our first feel good story this morning from Bloomington, Indiana where a couple caught 20-year-old Rey Cruz in their apartment. Things went downhill quickly for Rey from there. Behold the mugshot evidence of his tribulations;
In Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, Kenneth Williams should have stayed in bed yesterday. Instead, he tried to break into Natalie Williamson’s home. She greeted him at the window he used to crawl into the house with her vacuum cleaner, hitting him with the nozzle and a nearby crutch. When that didn’t stop him, she hit him with the entire machine. He kept coming, so she grabbed a butcher knife and chased him outside and away from her kids. The neighbors tackled him and held him down until the police arrived to take him away.
Multiple armed thieves broke in an apartment in Tucson, Arizona. They were greeted with gunfire from the residents. One of the thieves was struck in the leg and he was left behind by his friends who fled the scene. The wounded fellow’s condition was upgraded from life threatening injuries to serious condition.
In Orange County, Florida, a car jacking was foiled by someone. Details are sketchy, but one carjacker was taken to the hospital while another is still on the loose. Police only verify that it wasn’t them who shot the fellow. “Authorities aren’t saying whether the suspect was shot by someone in the car, the other would-be carjacker or someone else on the street.”
Category: Feel Good Stories
OH those poor victims of society suddenly at the mercy of their intended victims turning into vigilantes!!
Love that mugshot!
He looks like Alfred E. Neuman from Mad Magazine.
LOL! I thought the same thing!
Look’s like Rey had the royal snot knocked out of him, while the crook in Tucson can probablu use the crutch Kenneth in OKC was beat with. Kenneth doesn’t have a leg to stand, in any event.
“Are my ears on straight” comes to mind when looking at the damages that this house breaker suffered. LMAO! This dope is the poster child for “Beaten Severely About the Head and Shoulders”. And the next guy, attacked by a vacuum cleaner and its attachments. I wonder if it was a Kirby or a a Hoover. Good stuff for a Monday morning.
Preferably a Kirby, I hear they’re still made of cast aluminum!
yea, those things are heavy as fuck
Who sez you have to have a gun to beat a bad guy?
I like having both good news and a good laugh on Monday morning. It not only smells like victory, but also clears the pipes for the day ahead.
Wow…..I think I’m gonna trade in my 9mm for a Hoover….those things put a hurt on a person.
Jonn, aw man I sent you the Indiana link yesterday morning. :’-(
Sorry. I fixed it.
Sometimes even in the People’s Republic of Bloomington really good things happen. I wonder if our Human Right Commission will be appalled. (and yes, we do have a paid Human Rights Commission because…well because.)
Natalie Williamson hit him with the entire vacuum? Bwhaaa. What a stud. I like that woman.
…..that dude looked like a jigsaw puzzle,
With a couple-a pieces gone…..
(A stretch to fit the tune… But it kinda fits…)