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| May 16, 2016

Ain’t modern medicine wonderful?

First penis transplant in U.S. performed in Boston

This not a worldwide first.  The first successful such surgery was apparently performed in South Africa some 2 years ago.  It is, however, the first such surgery in the US.

The individual concerned has yet to heal, so it’s unknown whether or not he’ll eventually be able to “cometh” or not.  (smile)  There’s also no word on whether the procedure was/will be covered under Medicare, Medicaid, or an ObamaCare policy – which would mean American taxpayers help pay for it.

 

Category: Health Care debate, Who knows, WTF?

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Ex-PH2

That’s not the same as reattaching one of them there things, is it?

Oh, man! There are SO many jokes here. So many!!!

desert

There have been lots of stories about people taking on the personality of donors of heart transplants, liver etc…lets hope this dead donor was not a rapist!! lol

Silentium Est Aureum

What are they calling this procedure?

An addadictomy.

rb325th

No, that is the procedure for a Woman to “transition” to male.

Animal

Extendadictomy?

sj

Chopadictomy. H/T Rush for both versions. He’s done this for years.

Bill M

Please add a spew alert. Had to switch computers to comment as my other keyboard is now wet.

Veritas Omnia Vincit

This is a promising surgery, all jokes aside. Many individuals have been injured in machinery, or by serving their nation and their genitals have been severely damaged requiring amputation and a subsequent loss of the normal functionality of a fairly critical piece of gear.

The ability to transplant the gear successfully might actually make some of these individuals feel more like normal humans again.

While the opportunity for mirth is quite high, the reality is that this is a significant step forward in treating a previously life altering situation. That’s a good thing.

Here’s hoping these men receive an extra inch or two in addition to what they’ve been used to….if you take that kind of hit you deserve a little bit more of a tip than others….

Ex-PH2

Gear? Gear?? You called male ‘junk’ ‘gear’???

Have you no sense of decency, man? It’s ‘junk’. It’s not ‘gear’.

Veritas Omnia Vincit

It might be “junk” on some men darlin, but I can assure you that on many of the rest of us it’s indeed gear…definitely gear.

nbcguy54ACTUAL

Kinda gives “Gear-Head” a whole new meaning.

Of course that means that “gender-confused” folks are now “gear-shifters”….

I won’t even start on “junk in the trunk”.

rb325th

All jokes aside, this will be a welcome opportunity for many wounded who lost their genitalia.

Though, I hear the waiting list for John Holmes penis is getting longer by the second.

Sapper3307

But Danial Bernath had a penis transplanted to his forehead years ago. Give credit were credit due.

HMCS(FMF) ret.

And his face looks like a wrinkled, nutless, scrotum! Old Scrote Face, the soon to be disbarred lawer!

Casey

Careful. You’re edging into Deadpool</i. territory there. 🙂

Veritas Omnia Vincit

Is that why he’s cock-eyed??

USMCMSgt(Ret)

They ought to permanently attach that catheter he’s so fond of telling everyone about.

2/17 Air Cav

I am donating mine to science. Says so right on my driver’s license: DD (Dick Donor.)

B Woodman

That’s the problem with you, seven or eight quick ones, then off with the boys to brag and to boast. YOU’D BETTER NOT TELL ANYONE!! (I think I love him) woof!

(hopefully my faulty memory has it at least close enough for comedic effect)

2/17 Air Cav

It gives me the warm fuzzies to think that when my time on this earth is ended, somewhere my dick will be having a good time.

Tallywhagger

Bernathoplasty.

Jarhead

Sounds like a good start to becoming an NBA player.

Lars will once again face rejection when his donation is turned down due to the one inch minimum.

A Proud Infidel®™

Here’s to hoping his hand doesn’t reject it.

Sparks

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

ChipNASA

And then there’s this….

Psul
Birdbath
LonGScHLuRpPEr

ex-OS2

I applaud this advancement in medical technology and the opportunity for those that need this procedure. However, I would certainly not want to be plastered all over the news if I received a penile transplant.

AW1Ed

“Say, Richard, how’s the new dick workin’ for ya?”

Awkward….ummm, “It’s just new to me?” :blush:

nbcguy54ACTUAL

Plug & Play?

Sparks

Transgender wannabe Happy-Happy Joy-Joy parades in 3…2…1

Also, since we all know if this becomes a successful and routine procedure, there will be limited donors and waiting lists involved as there are for any such procedure. The LGBT community will be up in arms and out on the streets if they don’t get higher priority for a new “kick stand”, than a veteran wounded in combat. Because, well, they have “issues” you know. Issues the rest of us are suppose to bow to and just accept as normal.

I use to think I had a rough idea of what normal was, growing up when I did. Even then I was sometimes surprised. Now, I have no earthly notion of what normal is or is suppose to be except in my apparently antiquated and out dated mode of thinking. Or better said, normal has become whatever “they” tell us it is on any given day regarding whatever “normal” chosen behavior is on their table. So from them, it is basically, “Here America! This is the new normal and it changes at our whim. Oh, what’s that in our hands you ask? Well one is a spoon to feed it to you and the other is a night stick to ram it down your throats if you resist or don’t like it.”

This new surgery, if proven successful should be reserved exclusively for those who are victims of some physically damaging trauma. Period. Not one swinging dick (pun intended) should be offered to anyone seeking it for sex change purposes.

That is my simple old fashioned opinion folks.

A Proud Infidel®™

I second your motion, Wounded Vets should be FIRST in line.

Sparks

Word!!!

STSC(SW/SS)

The news anchor on WOAI here in San Antonio could not control his laughter and the female Co-Anchor had to take over the news article.

The anchor later apologized at the end of the newscast.

Club Manager

Where do I go to sign up? My old one is worn out and Momma would not mind a fresh model attached to this old frame. Actually, she would not mind a fresh model attached to a younger frame but she’ll have to wait a few more years for that to happen :>)))

sj

Micro surgery?

Arby

This could be the guy’s new heme song http://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4

Alberich

“I don’t know where you’ve been, me lad…”

Alberich

I vote we get one of these for IDC SARC.

Then when you see one of these crazy female posers and say, “Nope, nope, not even with someone else’s dick,” he could come in and say, “I just did!”

OldManchu

Will it pee like a toddler and have to learn to aim standing up?