Jimmy Janos threatens to run for President if you don’t vote for Bernie
The Daily Caller reports that little Jimmy Janos, the fellow who sues widows, has threatened to run for President if you Democrats don’t select Bernie to be the candidate for the 2016 election;
“They’re setting the groundwork for me because if Bernie loses, by the time we get to June, how sick are the people going to be of all these people,” he said while dressed in a Jimi Hendrix shirt under a blazer and SEALs beanie.
“See, I’m an independent and I despise the two parties,” Ventura, who speaks as if he is prepared to tackle you, continued. “I love what Trump’s doing to the Republicans. He’s got them in complete disarray.
The day before, Ventura offered his endorsement to Bernie and Bernie declined it, because, you know, who wants a money grubbing has-been who snatches sandwiches from the mouths of fatherless children in public to endorse them? But, yeah, I welcome him to politics again, you know, from a blogger’s perspective. Joe Biden is out, so we need Janos.
Thanks to Chief Tango for the link.
Category: Dumbass Bullshit
Jesus, will he just go back to Mexico and stay there?
Jimmy Janos, aka Jesse Ventura, is a dope. A dull, boring, dope. Other than those traits, he is a total loser.
At least Bernie had the sense to reject the endorsement, unlike some Candidates who cannot decide if David Duke should be repudiated without doing more research on him. (though having no issue at all calling everyone else dummies, and liars…)
Screw Janos, that douchebag needs to go eat some jello in a very padded room.
You know, if you’re going to sip some koolaid, the least you can do is make sure it’s a fresh batch. Here’s the clip from his press conference BEFORE the establishment candidates began hammering him. Oh, also, this was before he was on CNN when Tapper tried to hit him with the “why haven’t you disavowed” shit. Guess what, it was the CNN reporter at the press conference who asked him about Duke.
How is that kool aid by the way?
YO! Jimmie! Whassa matta? Ol Mexihole won’t let you vote or sumpthin?
At least when it was “Manny being Manny” all the fool did was urinate in a hidden place, out of site of everyone, that turned out not to be a bathroom. Too bad Janos feels he has to p!ss all over everything in plain view of the public.
Make sure he is to the south of the wall Trump is building please.
It is baffling to see Sanders’ rise. As a child and early military were were all about fighting the communist, now they a running for president. Janos, thank you for your service, now STFU!
The old commie is appealing to the do-nothing/want/everything class, fellow travelers, and kids whose idea of self-discipline and sacrifice is to put the iphone down for 15 minutes. He stands for most everything were raised to oppose. It is sickening.
First, he’s a socialist, not a communist. In fact if you ask him he’s a “Social Democrat.” :/
Second, he’s become very popular for exactly the same reason that idiot Trump has: the voters are pissed off. I don’t need to explain why conservatives are ticked, but a huge number of Dems are unhappy with crony crooks like Hillary as well. For all his faults, Bernie has been consistent on where he stands, and he doesn’t waffle, flip-flop, or triangulate.
A lot of progressives like him because -believe it or not- they think Obama yielded to the GOP too often. Yeah, I’m laughing too.
Another reason is that Bernie is all about “social justice” and “economic justice,” and those concepts get a lot of progs all warmed up.
He just CAN’T stop whoring for attention via juvenile hissyfits. Go sue yourself, Jimmy Janos! *YAWN*…
Bacteria is the only culture that Jimmy Janos has ever had or ever will.
Had a friend at work this morning who was all excited that Little Marco won Minnesota last night. His smile turned upside down when I pointed out that a big part of the Americans going overseas to fight for ISIS have come from Minnesota and that voters once elected Janos as their governor.
I kinda spoiled the mood…
That’s like saying you “kinda” peed in his Cheerios.
Oh, and it’s the ONLY State that voted for Mondale in the 1984 Presidential election, Mondale only won the Electoral Votes from MN and DC!
Sure API, rub it in.
Ya might as well throw a Franken in there.
Hangs his head in shame………
Nothing sadder than a washed up hack of a has been trying to remain somewhat relevant in spite of the overwhelming evidence that no one else wants to see him or hear from him anymore….
Janos is no different than half the posers you see here, besmirching honorable service with a long history of questionable acts and actions since that service.
I never understood the attraction of steroid enhanced numbnuts prancing about to scripted theater, perhaps it’s the idiot version of soap opera I don’t know…but pro wrestling has about the same interest for me as watching paint dry.
That anyone ever took some ass clown who put on a costume and pretended to be actively engaged in some odd sporting event seriously says a great deal about the lack of intellect in our society. Well that and the terrible STEM numbers are pretty clear indicators of just how sharp most of our fellow Americans are these days.
And now this, the ultimate fakery from a guy whose career is based on fakery….fucking amazing that there is even anyone still listening to this stupid son of a bitch.
I hope he does make good on this promise, after he gets his ass handed to him perhaps he’ll realize that no one gives a shit what he does anymore.
You’re 15 minutes are up Jimmy….minutes 16-20 won’t be nearly as kind, best to move along and stop yapping.
This could be good or bad-
With any luck he’ll run out of any money he has left to finance his campaign and fade away into obscurity where he belongs…
But then again, if he runs out of money after failing at his run for the oval office who’s to say he won’t identify some other cash cow and try to bilk them out of money – like he did the Kyle estate?
Cash cow? Hmm.
Maybe that’s what Janos the Tool is doing here. Ever hear of Federal funding for Presidential election campaigns?
His running mate will be Jan (The Bit$h) Fonda.
Was that his reality t.v show?
Actually on XFiles… Which is a shame… It is such a good show, and he is a bag of syphilitic dicks.
He should definitely run… :/
Oh, Jesse should run for Preezy, alright.
He needs to return all that money he stole from Tara Kyle back into the economy.
Yep. Run for Preezy. That’s the ticket.
Due to the appeal, he hasn’t gotten a dime yet. Last I read the 8th circuit was still reviewing whether to have a whole new trial on it.
Damn glad I waited to make coffee til after I read this. I’d be cleaning coffee offa my phone.
I don’t think that “Vote for Scrotum Face” is a good campaign line…
Sanders is pandering to the SJW/ feminist crowd as much as Hillary is by spreading nonsense that have been proven false time and time again with hard evidence. Yet too many liberals are living in this country and are all about socialism and less individual rights so that they can be more politically correct.
Yep. If you look at the crowds of the commie’s supporters, you see a great many youngsters who never worked for a living, never started a business, never paid taxes, and never raised family. But they know what is best for the country!
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WATTA tard!
I actually asked readers on my blog to submit comments about what a Ventura Administration would look like.
Secretary of Hookers and Blow, anyone?
President Camacho is not amused.
Does Jimmy Jackjaws actually think he can any votes from anyone who isn’t in the crop circles/tinfoil hats side of the cat box?
I doubt most of them would vote for him, even they have scruples.
Plenty of room in the clown car for one more buffoon. Hope aboard, Janos.
We now have an example of what would be a worse candidate in the white house than hillary.
He got elected Governor in MN, the same State that voted for Mondale over Ronald Reagan and currently has a washed-up has-been Comedian as one of its Senators.
Crazy assed Swedes!
API, I KNEW you were gonna play the Franken card!!
Still hangin’ my head in shame…..
My Mom and Dad said I could be anything when I was growing up..
So I became a dickweed. ??
Now, now, API – the lawful voters of MN probably didn’t elect Franken.
It appears reasonably certain that felons and other unlawful votes there provided him his margin of “victory”.
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/york-when-1099-felons-vote-in-race-won-by-312-ballots/article/2504163
http://www.dcclothesline.com/2013/09/18/how-i-stole-an-election-by-al-franken/
Yeah, I remember that fiasco. Al Franken’s vote count magically increased every time they recounted and his challenger threw in the towel because of the financial drain that Franken’s lawsuits were on resources and tax money.
He thought he was good enough, he thought he was smart enough, and gosh darn it, Al Franken had a big enough platoon of sleazy lawyers and enough shoddy recounts to steal that election.
Ya know, the article didn’t actually specify WHICH country he was going to run for president of. Perhaps El Salvador or Syria…
Macho Grande.
You would have to be an idiot to vote for Jimmuh. Is this a trick to increase sentient-person votes for Bernie?
Or a trick to take votes away from the Bernster because anyone endorsed by Jimmuh chose their friends so very VERY poorly?
He cannot seriously think that he would get support from anyone except Frobrisher the Famous Halibut Tickler.
I am unable to come up with a truly descriptive high-impact phrase that describes how tiny is the deviation on my give-a-shit meter. Suffice it to say the number has several significant zeros east of the decimal point.
Did you know that Ventura was on the advisory board of OpTruth, the predecessor of IAVA?
I bet there was never a need for anyone else to bring Teh Stoopid to a meeting, Janos always has and always will carry enough to fill the Houston Astrodome a thousand times over!!
Janos run out of widows to sue?
Worthless socialist standing with a worthless socialist.