Hamas rolls out it’s new tank
Last week, the Palestinian terrorist organization/government Hamas rolled out it’s brand new tank that they claimed that they captured from the Israelis and reconditioned to fit their needs. From Fox News;
The olive behemoth appeared at a memorial service for seven Hamas members killed when an illegal tunnel they were digging in Gaza collapsed. But in between the mysteriously immobile half-tracks, sharp-eyed social media mavens noticed what looks like a set of telltale tires.
So, why is this war against terrorists taking so long?
Category: Dumbass Bullshit
That looks like something Fred Flinstone would drive… if Fred Flinstone was a murdering terrorist, of course.
I would have thought it would have boots under there, from some dumbass mooslimes inside running along powering this fiasco lol
BWHAHAHAHA ! ! !
now this shit is Funny
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It’s probably even funnier that the same people who couldn’t dig a tunnel thinks the world will believe that they can build a modern tank.
But they did, Jonn. Can’t you see that advanced, lightweight cellulose armor they’ve developed and used on this wonderful fighting machine? (smile)
Its has a low metallic content to avoid magnetic fuzed anti-tank mines.
IMPO
these are the same butt heads that love to film dead people that ain’t dead…
saw that video a pile of dead body’s but none of them are Dead Lol…
they keep opening there eyes and moving around like are we done yet. LMAO !!!!!
Y’all got it all wrong…that’s a hover tank and the wheels are the landing gear. Aloha Snackbar!
They make kit cars, this is a kit tank…
Sorry we missed the Battle but we got a flat tire on the way.
“The wheels on the tank go round and round, round and round…”
That armor plated 3/4″ Plywood will stop a nerf dart though.
Probably cardboard reactive armor… very, very sekrit Palestinian recipe…
That looks like something that was used to fool Luftwaffe aerial recon as part of the pre-D Day Operation BODYGUARD. Maybe Hamas got this from one of their sympathizers who picked it up at an antiques auction in Scotland…///
That’s the top secret silent running caterpillar drive stolen from the Red October.
One thing that would be even funnier is if those tires belonged to a M561 Gamma Goat instead of a Toyota 4-Runner.
Where’s the fuzzy dice for the mirror?
But the main question is: Can it stand up to an RPG from a Red Ryder?
So many unanswered questions.
Its time for an F35 joke or an NTC joke.
Today I feel like I fell down the rabbit hole and can’t get out.
A fake Priest, A fake Congressman, Fake Veterans, Fake Hair on a Candidate, Fake Citizen as POTUS, Fake man as Secretary of Defense, and now a fake Tank.
I am starting to wonder if Palin’s boobs are real.
Who cares? They still look good.
The hair is fake so when Hitlary pulls it on the final bout the Truminator breaks free and put the pantsuits on fire.
Stolen Armor is just the tip of the iceberg!
Does one attack this thing with a PanzerFaux weapon?
I guess the prank of “Hey Achmed! Get a hammer and check the armor for soft spots, Inshallah.” is a bad idea.
This thing doesn’t fire “sabot”, it -is- a sabot. (Wooden shoe)
“Break track” means something else, too.
Looks like the average IAF pilot’s wet dream…you can kill it with a rock.
Don’t laugh. The LX model comes with retractable wheels and drop-down skis for traversing heavily snow-covered ground. Of course, that’s downhill only.
And when you pull the lever, up pops a ginormous cake that says “EAT ME”.
Trigger warning – Animal House reference…
That sucker is every bit as authentic as Kyle Barwan, US Army Special Forces, operator.
Hamas could probably sell a lot of these in East LA, but only if they could make it jump…
When my son was very young, I bought him a very large scale-model WW II-era tank that was cooler than cool. I even let him play with it once or twice when I had my fill of it. My point is that these dumb bastards could have done a great many things that would have been somewhat convincing but, instead, they went cardboard. Cripes.
This looks like a tank that could be brought to a squealing halt with dental floss. Or just drain the oil in the engine and don’t replace it.
Designed by the DRG?
Trojan Tank.
Nah. It’s not latex.
“So, why is this war against terrorists taking so long?”
Because = Moral Cowardice + Treason Has Become Trendy.
Most former tankers can spot differences immediately. For one, those are snow tires underneath…perfectly understandable, presuming they repaint it white during Winter. Enlarge the picture and notice the top of the turret where two dudes are standing. On one side there is a flag. On the other is some dude who is a Klan member with his cammo hood ready to pull down over his head. The reason the tank is sitting there is because the hooded one on top is the driver. He has not yet found anyone with a pair of scissors for him to cut holes for his eyes. Finally, notice the black plug in the end of the barrel. It’s thee to keep the B B’s from falling out. The tow chain attached to the front clearly shows this piece of equipment can be pulled by a Volkswagen or larger. F’ngenius material I tell ya’!!!!!!
Tanks, but no tanks.
Had a teacher at DLI who managed to get out by riding under the plywood ‘skin’ of a Russian tank – someone took a tracked earthmover, constructed a plywood shell, and stuffed the space between the machine and facade with people. None of the border guards even bothered to shoot at it – kind of a given that with an AK you’re not even gonna annoy a tank
Nice! How long ago were you at DLI?
Last time ’81-82, before that ’77-’78.
occurred to me looking at those wheels – they figured out how to make a stealth tank with engine noise. You know those friction toys we all had where you backed them up to wind the little springs up, and when you let ’em go they shot forward a few feet?
Oh, Hamas…really?
Did you honestly think that would fool anyone?
Yanno, Hamas…your antics on this one remind me of Nork’s own Kim Jong-Fatbody boasting about his rusty old navy and horribly outdated army being of immortal god-being and perfected, and how they will asplode* the big bad USA. I put your pathetic attempt at a tank in the same category.
Let’s face it; no one believes your bulldust outside the areas you control…and I’ll bet your own people know better than to swallow it.
Just STFU and GTFO before you make yourselves look even dumber. On second thought, keep right on going. I hear fifteen seconds of laughter increases one’s lifespan by two days…and the amount of laughing I did over your little ‘tank’ just increased my life expectancy to about 69,105 years.
*This ‘asplode’ and the butchered English is a reference to a computer game character called Strong Bad; it is not intended to be a reference to race or ethnicity in any way.
THAT TANK is as real as the wooden missiles Kim Jong un has paraded in front of him for propaganda videos!
What is does not matter. All that matters is what appears to be. Sharks trained by Israeli intelligence, spy squirrels in Iran, espionage owls in Hezbollah areas of Lebanon. As long as Hamas can say, “We have a tank!” there will be no disbelievers in their circus.
I hear that next they’re gonna build mini subs with screen doors and after that a Bernath designed fighter that jettisons its fuel tanks on take off.
Complete with a 120mm smooth bore cannon!
Or izzat a 5 inch sewer pipe?
It’s a double-bass bassoon.
They were watching “Band of Brothers”, and mistranslated “band”.
ARE YOU SURE it’s not equipped with a 120mm PVC Gun Tube? I bet it would be good for a bottle rocket fight until the rest of it catches on fire!
OK-so I am reminded of an old joke:
It seems that a Joe shows up in theater and goes to supply to draw his weapon. “We’re out of rifles,” the supply sergeant says, “so instead take this broomstick and when the enemy shows up, point it at him and say ‘bangity, bangity'”. Joe thinks that the supply sergeant is nuts, but doesn’t know what else to do, so he carries the broomstick off to his tent.
That night Joe hears the enemy approaching and he stumbles out of his rack to meet the attack. He sees dozens of enemy soldiers bearing down on his position and he is terrified, he won’t be able to run and he is afraid to surrender. Desperate he raises the broomstick and says “bangity, bangity”. To his amazement two enemy soldiers fall dead. He does it again and more enemy soldiers fall dead and so on again and again until there is only one enemy soldier left.
Confidently Joe raises the broomstick and says “bangity, bangity”, but nothing happens. The enemy is getting closer and closer and Joe cries out “bangity, bangity” over and over again, but to no avail. Now Joe is terrified, but can’t run and he doesn’t understand why the trick hasn’t worked. As the lone enemy survivor approaches, Joe throws the broomstick to the ground and prepares to face defeat wondering what just happened. Finally the enemy comes to within just a short distance and Joe can see his lips moving and as the enemy soldier passes joe’s position Joe hears him saying “tankity, tankity, tankity, tankity”.
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Basically only 1st World Countries (or a militaryly crazed craphole like North Korea) has the ability to develop and manufacture a MBT. India and Iraq have failed miserably. Basically most nations would just as soon buy from the developed countries.
typical A-rab b.s.