Yer Friday Funny: “Here is a better photo that one is terrible.”

| January 15, 2016

We all know criminals usually aren’t the proverbial “sharpest knife in the drawer”.  But every once in a while, you see some idiocy involving a criminal that makes you say, “YGBSM!!”

Take the case of Donald “Chip” Pugh, 45.

Pugh was facing charges of drunk driving in Lima, OH.  He failed to appear at a scheduled court hearing on 28 December, and a warrant was issued for his arrest.

Apparently the Lima PD also publicized his mugshot online.  And that didn’t sit well with Pugh.

So he took a selfie – and sent it to the Lima PD for their use as a replacement mugshot – accompanied by a rather narcissistic message.  I quoted his message above in the title of this article.

Well, as the old saying goes: he “really shouldn’t oughta done that.”  His sending that “replacement mugshot selfie” made the news.

Apparently social media tips and/or other information generated by his sending that photo to the Lima, Ohio, PD allowed LE to locate him.  Pugh was arrested in Century, Florida earlier this week.

Sheesh.  What a freaking moron.

Category: "Teh Stoopid", Crime, WTF?

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HMCS(FMF) ret.

“Chip” is really not going to like the following words from his new “roomies” in the “pound him in the ass” jail…

“Toss my salad, BYTCH!”

sj

On last nite’s news there was a report of a DUI woman that rear ended a car going 35 stopped at a traffic light. Oh, the stopped car was a marked police car containing the Sheriff and his principal deputy. They’re banged up but ok. DUI person is screwed I think.

IDC SARC

derp

A Proud Infidel®™

He’s definitely more than a few dozen slices shy of a loaf of bread but hey, he made the LEO’s job easier!! An LEO friend of mine once told me that they don’t have much time to go after the smart criminals because the idiot ones keep them busy 24/7.

Veritas Omnia Vincit

The idiots keep you busy regardless of their profession sadly…

3E9

I used the same line as your LEO friend my entire time at the PD.

UpNorth

Followed by, “if they were all smart, we wouldn’t have to build so many prisons and county jails”.
It appears he had warrants out of Georgia? If they’re willing to extradite, probably felony warrants. And, it sounds like Ohio may be seeking his return for crimes other than a DUI, at some point.

Claw

“Chip” Pugh kinda looks like Sinbad the comedian.

(In my best Red Foreman voice): Dumbass!!

Twist

At first I thought it was Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

Marine_7002

Some people…if brains were dynamite, they wouldn’t have enough to blow their nose.

Tony180a

Fucking idiot. I hope he keeps that shit eating grin when “Thumper” and “Bruiser Log Sweetman” are digging up his backyard!

Roger in Republic

I’d bet a dollar to a donut hole that the selfie was taken and sent on an Obamaphone. Any takers?

UpNorth

Never bet against a sure thing.

Climb to Glory

DullAss “Thunderchicken” Wittgenfeld should really think about doing this too. His mugshot isn’t very flattering either. Maybe he could send in a group photo of him and the rest of the DRG mid-pivot since the rest of them will be shackles eventually.

Ex-PH2

I don’t dare look. Anyone who is that berdbrained is part of a very special club.

B Woodman

It’s dumbasses like this that add humor to an otherwise dreary day. Thanks for the guffaw!!

Club Manager

Just another demonstration of “You can’t fix stupid”. Personally, all who regularly take my picture know the rule is nothing showing my bald spot or beer gut which explains why there are lots of photos of my feet.