MCPO Advent and Christmas Message
A Message from The Commentor’ Formerly Known as MCPO NYC USN Ret.
THE TRUTH
You want the truth about Christmas? You can’t handle the truth. Son, we live in a world that has Christmas trees, spoiled little children drooling with anticipation, parents who would do anything for their little war criminals and we celebrate the birth of our Savior … baby Jesus! And these children along with baby Jesus need to be protected by me and my battalion of Elves. Who’s going to do it … You? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for all those small towns that are not allowed to set up mangers and Christmas trees … you curse the ACLU (and at the same time seek a ‘safe space’ to comfort your hurt feelings); you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know, that small town politics, while tragic, probably saves lives because real Elves don’t have to spend their valuable time supporting spineless people who could just say, “enough is enough … it is Christmas time … the season is about baby Jesus … PERIOD”. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives … because, I support the Elves and defend Christmas. After all … I am their friggin’ Boss! You don’t want the truth because deep down in places you don’t enjoy talking about … like ‘holiday’ parties where you probably had too much to drink, you want me decorating Christmas trees, celebrating the Christ child, caring for those little disasters of joy, and feeding the reindeer. We use words like advent, faith, goodwill, miracle, rejoice and worship. We use them as the backbone of a life trying to defend Christmas and the true joys the season brings. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to anyone who rises and sleeps under the snowy blanket of Christmas I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said, “happy holidays” and went on your merry little way. Otherwise, I suggest that you pick up a glass of spiked eggnog, take a long gulp, and enjoy its noxious wonderment. Either way, I don’t give a reindeer’s ass or damn what you think about Christmas.
Merry Christmas!
Santa Claus Jessup
#elveslivesmatter
Category: Politics
Always a classic.
#SantaClausMatters!
Io! Saturnalia!
Ahh yes the dreaded “war on Christmas” meme….poor persecuted christians….
As one of the more vocal non-believers here, I’ve made it clear before I don’t care if you say merry christmas or not, I’m happy to say merry christmas to you as well because it is a national holiday called christmas…
If retailers are worried about offending the tender sensibilities of other religious folks who don’t share your affinity for the christ child that’s their right under the law as well as I recall. Protected in equal measure to yours in calling it christmas…
Let’s face it retailers are not well known for having strong, assertive backbones in the face of lost sales during what is supposed to be their most profitable time of year. So they don’t just want your christmas dollars they want the dollars of all of the non-christians as well…they’re never quite sure what to say to guys like me which is always amusing, as if merry christmas would wound my feelings in a manner so damaging as to make me stop purchasing items in their store.
If there is a war on christmas it ain’t guys like me, merry christmas no more offends me than the cross in the cemetery.
If you try and pass a law making me attend your church rituals well you and me are gonna tussle, otherwise have a very merry christmas indeed as well as a very happy new year….
If you try and pass a law making me attend your church rituals well you and me are gonna tussle, otherwise have a very merry christmas indeed as well as a very happy new year….
PST* VOV…that’d be communism.
Being an old cold warrior that shit pisses me off to no end those godless commie bastards!
VoV,
Merry Christmas to you and yours!
Sound comments!
HooYah!
Thanks bro, god bless us everyone….
I hope you realize how much typing you save me around here. These crazed right wing loons are all hopped up on a Jesus high this this time of year.
I guess since we haven’t managed to destroy the entire holiday yet, I will go ahead and wish you a Merry Christmas from one heathen to another.
Semper Fi
Thanks brother, it isn’t much but I do what I can!
and a very Merry Christmas right back at ya!
You heathens are going to H-E-double-hockey-sticks. Just messing with you. I hope you guys have a wonderful Christmas and New Year.
Off your ass and on your feet, Probie. Won’t be no slackin’ off outta you, jarhead. Merry Christmas, too.
15 more days and a wakeup. Gosh, its just been a swell time.
My days are, all off beat, this being nice thing causes high blood pressure, swelling in the prostate, gas, and some faces were just not made to smile.
I havent been told to (phuk off) in weeks.
It just ain’t right bro.
bwahaha
Fuck you and Merry Christmas too!
/hey, that rhymes.
I’ve had about all the truth I can stand about religion recently, so please take this in the spirit of the season: Please go jump in a lake. Preferably one with a thin crust of ice.
Oh, and Merry Christmas to you and yours!
“Sir…YES SIR!!!”
I’m laughing…I’m laughing…I’m laughing. Merry Christmas to all y’all! MWAHAHAHA!
You forgot the lead in question:
Colonel Kringle, did you order a code red-nosed reindeer?!
Ha Funny shit ‘dere
And I’m stealing this…
So the comments are right in the sweet spot where they should be, based on the gaggle of miscreants that assemble here.
It sounds like we are all in fairly close and reasonable agreement.
I am not Jewish and I don’t mess with Chanukah. I don’t get Kwanzaa, but respect those who do. If you gather around a large pot of goats head soup, I don’t care. If howling at the moon in the woods is your thing, I will be the fire enjoying a beer.
I love Christmas and will defend it as much as I will defend the rights of those who don’t celebrate it … however, when anyone attempts to take it away, that is a red flag issue and me and Santa Claus Jessup will not stand by and let that happen!
#tier1specopselvesaredeployed
Happy Kwanzaa Master Chief! From the black Irish!
Prose there in those two paras MCPO. Awesome words. BZ
Yo! MCPO! FYI! KWANZAA!
http://www.africa.upenn.edu/K-12/Kwanzaa_What_16661.html
THAT IS ALL!
OVER!
Amen !!!!!
Happy Hanukah !!!!!!!
and Merry Christmas!!!!!!!
Heee Hawwwwwww ! ! ! ! ! !
MERRY *BLEEP!* CHRISTMAS! Time for another *BURP!* shot and a beer (DAMN SKIPPY that’s my stress and anger management!).