Wednesday morning feel good stories
In Arlington Heights, California, a resident was enjoying a night of television when he noticed that there were two men in his home, so he shot one of them. The other other escaped, while the police arrived and counted the first guy DRT (dead right there).
In Hot Springs, Arkansas, another homeowner found a fellow in his home and took a wide pot-shot at him and missed. The crook took off into the night.
In Bakersfield, California, another homeowner ventilated an armed and masked intruder in his residence, police took him to the hospital where he’s in stable condition.
A Columbus, Georgia homeowner was accosted by a burglar, right before he ventilated the criminal. The police declared the criminal DRT.
In the Monterey Hills neighborhood of Los Angeles, California, Joshua Villavicencio attempted to steal the car of a man he saw locking his vehicle at the curb. Unfortunately for Josh, the man was an off-duty cop. A gunfight ensued and ended with Josh on the way to the hospital. The officer was unhurt and drove off afterwards with his own car.
In Cavendish, Vermont, a criminal pulled a knife on a convenience store clerk who struck back with a machete. Even though the clerk hit the thief twice on his arm, police don’t think he was injured, because it’s December in Vermont – those heavy Winter coats they wear up there are good protection from machetes. He did drop the cash register in the parking lot, though. Anyway, he’s on the run.
Category: Feel Good Stories
Arkansas and Bakersfield, more range time please. Columbus, GA, I remember seeing a sign on crossing the city limits, “Home of the Infantry”, I wish the goblins would at least learn to read (not really). Also Vermont, please sharpen your machetes.
Isn’t it deer season in Arkansas? The crook is damn lucky he ran into the ONLY resident in that state who can’t shoot and hit the target this time of year. The homeowner must have been sober…
I’m sad no feel good stories out of my hometown of Houston today. Oh well
The Chronicle had one – fella in someplace like League City who was fleeing and managed to shoot himself as he went over a fence, I believe. Slowed him down some, I guess.
We killed all our criminals in Houston last Wednesday. The new ones are waiting until shopping is done to steal Christmas presents…
Never take a knife to a machete fight.
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