Love is only a click to a phony email address away![TSO]

| December 19, 2008

You guys friggin slay me.  Seriously.  Girls do not exist who like to frolic naked, make sandwiches and play tonsil hockey with other girls, and who also love lonely men dwelling under the dim lights of their basement.  Which was quite unfortunate for me until I hit jackpot with my girl who likes nerds.  (Not the candy, she’s young, but not quite that young.)

Nonetheless, we have identified the young lady from Russia.  Actually, we identified her twice, but sources inside the media tell us that she is Anna Federova.  Other sources have suggested it is Katerina Azrekova.  All I know is that I think I can speak for all men here when I sincerely hope these women someday appear in Maxim Magazine saying Do Svidaniya to their clothing.  Unless it is like wolf or bear pelts or something which is totally hot.  (Isn’t Saran Wrap Russian?)

Welcome Anna.  I agree with the commenter at Michelle Malkin who suggested that you would be the perfect replacement for Keith Olbermann.  Hell, even O’Reilly would switch channels during his own show.

Anna Fedorova is an Entertainment Presenter

Anna covers all aspects of the entertainment world, although personally she has a special interest in installations, graffiti, flash animation and the fashion world. She loves water sports, which she swaps for snowboarding in winter.

Anna, who spent five years of her life in Australia, graduated from the International University of Moscow where she majored in Linguistics and International Communications. But later her deep and long-lasting interest in the Arts brought her to journalism.

She speaks English, French and Italian.

If I were a single man (Hi honey!), I would love to teach her to also speak Braille, but of course I am not, so…

You must go look at the pictures brought to you by Naira Oganesyan who may be the best photographer in the world.

I believe Jayne Cobb said it best in the TV show Firefly:  I’ll be in my bunk.

BTW- What is the most click through used most here the past couple of days you ask?  (Nah, you don’t really need to ask)

Category: Foreign Policy, Pointless blather, Society

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Craig

It’s Anna. I got the 411 directly from her employer.

You should know, Jonn, that when we arrived at the Code Pink demo, your perverse (or at least misguided) co-blogger asked me to concentrate my zoom lens on Medea and Geoff. It strayed to Anna instead. And aren’t we all grateful for that?

TSO

I was attempting with varying degrees of success to be a blogger. Which is likely why I didn’t even have a camera with me, because I suck even at this job which a trained donkey could do. (Like Oliver Willis for instance)

Also, I was trying not to gape. Also, limited success.

Craig

On the other hand, my friend, you afforded us all the chance to meet our charming Russian propagandist. Sun-Tzu: “Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.”

Caroline

Finally I have a good use for my I Heart Nerds T-shirt! I atest to all stated about women in the first paragraph and I went to an all girls college so I’m qualified to answer.

ponsdorf

Caroline: Just do the best you can do.

TSO is a gender-bender after all. Beware of New Years.

skh.pcola

She speaks English, French and Italian.

And, um, presumably Russian. But really, why dwell on the trivial points? She’s frackin’ smoking hot!