Tuesdays with Claymore
Gun control is dominating the forums this week. Yea;
So sayeth the #1 f*ckers of the Constitution since forever
Gonna find out who’s naughty or nice
Commies lament their Last Best Hope
Merry Christmas is now a hate crime
Ends Justify The Means crowd complaining about winning at all costs
Bush hates old mentally ill homeless people
Spraying with wutomatic magazines or whatever
News flash: Hillary supporters are assholes
I usually do get a tad pissed when someone tries to take away my rights
Getting a little drafty in here
All the f*cks
Ah…someone is thinking “wrong” again
Stop me if you’ve heard this one…5 Muslims walk into a gun range…
Category: Tuesdays with Claymore
I tried. Really, I tried reading through a couple of them, but. .. TEH STOOPID, IT HURTZ!!!!
From ‘commies lost their last best hope’:
But for the next few years, there can be nothing but misery.
Yes, finally, toilet paper will be available to everyone. A shitload of toilet paper will arrive within a month. Everyone will be able to use something besides corncobs and corn husks to wipe their butts. It will be devastating – horrifying, I tell you!
Fortunately, even my computer, poor old thing that it is, can only take so much of the Dooody Duers and has to be dragged into that Bog of Stench, kicking and squawking.
The reason is that it doesn’t want to go any place that indicates the Holiday Haters are present, because when I went to the Staples Computer Adoption event, it was just before Christmas.
Computers have memories, you know.
I am still amazed that you can actually read through all that crap to get to the point of actually being able to put up an intelligent post regarding the posting here…
Teh stoopid, it hurtz !!!
It doesn’t take much to get their panties in a wad…
Here’s a good one:
“I have inherited several guns, I didn’t want them and I couldn’t get the police or sheriff to take them from me. So I took them apart and dumped them into a milk carton full of plaster of paris and put them in the trash. I have provided the same service for several other friends finding themselves the proud owner of dad or grandpa’s little penis extension. They just aren’t part of our lives. ”
I bet he cries when his WiFi goes out. What a pussy.
Dude is either Pajama Boy or that other metrosexual hipster that is on the GE commercials, “I write the code” boy.
Give them some hot cocoa and a pinky and it will calm wither little manginas down for about 5 seconds…
It’s real simple…I read this garbage, post the “best” and then I go grab a cup of coffee and think of Stacey Dash’s cleavage.
Guess I have been living under a rock. I had to google “Stacey Dash’s cleavage”. I learn so much from reading this site!
I’m a giver…I give…it’s what I do.
my first reaction too…. who the hell is Stacy Dash? That is one seriously pretty girl.
You guys just have to do that, dontcha? You just have to make us girls feel inadequate. Well, you’re all getting coal in your Christmas pagan holiday socks. Coal, and a wet, angry hedgehog.
I can’t read these anymore. One Lars is more than enough.
I do have to admit that I got a good laugh from the “Merry Christmas is now a hate crime”. I almost felt sorry for the poor idiot who made the original post. Almost.
It’s pretty obvious that the hipster douche that started the post doesn’t wear the pants in the family… his wife probably dorks him in the squeakhole over any perceived slight to her “sensitive” nature.
She’s probably one of those that shows up at Black Friday and starts duking it out with a welfare mom over a 96″ TV or the latest toy on the market. Or screams at the person at Whole Foods trying to pay for their groceries with an EBT card…
I just got done reading that one. Pure comedy gold.
“diabeticman” appears to be the Dalton Coldiron of DU.