Monday morning feel good stories
We start this morning in Tulsa, Oklahoma, where a man kicked down a homeowner’s door at 10:30 on Sunday morning and the homeowner greeted him with gunfire. The man un-assed the AO in his car, then crashed into a parked car. Police took him to the hospital, but he was pronounced DOT (dead over there).
Two men broke into a home in Birmingham, Alabama, the homeowner greeted them with celebratory gunfire killing one of the pair, DRT (dead right there) and, although the article doesn’t mention the fate of the second suspect, I’m guessing that he un-assed the AO. However the homeowner suffered a non-life threatening gunshot wound.
In Atlanta, Georgia, a woman went to check her mail when a man approached her and demanded her property. She reached in her purse as if she was complying and came out with a gun. She shot him multiple times and he was DRT.
Category: Feel Good Stories
A DOT and DTR excellent start for a dreary Monday morning!
A nice Monday Morning report:
1 Dead Over There, 2 Dead Right There, and one with very smelly drawers. The coffee is a bit sweeter this morning.
Three less oxygen thieves.
A triple dead morning – SWEET!!!
WOW !!!
Three stories and three pukes off to the great ghetto in the sky !!!
Between that and a fresh can of coffee my day is starting out just great !!!
Whew! Good shootin’, one and all.
No further range time needed, you are a GO at this station.
Carry on.
Yes, sweet coffee indeed.
Three DRTs. Way to start the week!
Outstanding !!
An update on the Tulsa story – apparently the DOT took his three year old daughter with him on his criminal endeavors. She was found unhurt in the car when they found his body after he hit the parked car. Dad of the year nomination?
Three seems a bit young to me to be apprenticing as a burglar or armed robber. But maybe that’s just me.
Over here over there
Make em dead, make em dead over there.
For the lead is coming
so you better get running, so beware.
I just LOVE Good morning stories ? and a wonderful laugh to start my day..
Alright. Battin’ .750. Not bad for a Monday.