Friday morning feel good stories
In Folkston, Georgia, Jonathon Green broke into the home of two sisters, one was 75-years-old and was found by police lying on the floor with a gash on her head. Her sister, 64-years-old, says Greene was choking her, but when she broke free, she armed herself and shot Greene three times to make him DRT.
In Greeley, Colorado, one homeowner chased a female burglar from their house. When police arrived to investigate, a neighbor stopped by to tell the police that they had a male burglar in their home at about the same time. When the burglar brandished his weapon, the homeowner brandished his and shot the fellow DRT.
In Indianapolis, Indiana, a man left his car running when he went inside a gas station to pay. Another man jumped in his car and drove off, but not before the car’s owner shot him in the back as he drove away. The thief, consequently crashed into a pole. The police took him to the hospital and there is no word on his condition.
In Lenoir, North Carolina, Victor Blanding brought a hammer to a knife fight. He lost and died from his injuries after a woman met him at the door of her home with her knife. Police say he had a long criminal record, but not now.
In Catawba, North Carolina, Jordan Lyons went into his feed store at night and got hit with a bottle which knocked him to the floor. Another burglar attempted to hit him with a brick, but Lyons drew his handgun and shot the fellow in the chest, then he tried to ventilate the other two as they escaped, leaving a blood trail to where their car had been parked – outside the police station – and made good their escape. But, there is plenty of DNA to follow up on.
Category: Feel Good Stories
Lots of DRT’s today! Almost makes up for the rage I feel towards our soon-to-be ex-kicker.
I love stories of DRT’s in the morning.
Try this, “I love the sound of ‘perp DRT’ in the morning! Sounds like . . . victory!”
Hell yeah, I’m glad I thought of that! /sarc. 😀
“Police say he had a long criminal record, but not now.”
Maybe,
Police say he had a long criminal record, cut short.
Crime is beginning to pay off; for the citizens. Shooting them Dead Right There, is sure to reduce the crime rate. It stops them from repeating, saves the taxpayers the expense of a trial and incarceration, and sends a damned good message to those who may consider this line of not working for a living.
Good work, people.
Just shoot em in the face, twice, with a large caliber weapon.
When in doubt, deliver at least one more headshot, am I right? 😀
Yes you are absolutely correct.
Saving oxygen, one dead thug at a time.
Hmm. 8 total perps – with 3 DRT, one in the hospital and possibly DOT, at least one other perp ventilated and on the run, and the remainder on the run and looking for clean skivvies.
That’s a “citizen batting line” of 5 for 6 with 3 HRs, a triple, another extra-base hit, and two walks.
Must have been a double-header.
Nice to read how Americans are arming themselves and offing the pukes before the liberal judges get a chance to release them on the street to do it again.
DRT, someone should write a song about it !!! It has such a melodic ting to it !!!
Kudos to the Georgia ladies. I keep saying don’t mess with old ladies. We’re cranky.
In regard to the Indianapolis carjacker: was the car okay?
Probably needs a good cleaning
Please! Have you hit 40 yet? ?
These idiots must not realize that the older you get, the more likely you will shoot first and then call the cops!
???? I sure needed a laugh. Thanks