Steve Rannazzisi and his 9-11 lies

| September 16, 2015

Steve Rannazzisi

Bobo sends us a link to the New York Times which reports that this comedian who I’ve never heard of has for years credited his career success to his experience on 9-11-2001 in the South Tower;

In elaborate detail, Mr. Rannazzisi, 37, has described working at Merrill Lynch’s offices on the 54th floor of the south tower when the first plane struck the north tower.

“I was there and then the first tower got hit and we were like jostled all over the place,” he told an interviewer in 2009.

He fled to the street just minutes before another plane slammed into his building, he said, and decided that very day that life was too precious to waste opportunities. So he abandoned his New York desk job to pursue a career as an entertainer in Los Angeles.

Yeah, so he wasn’t there, he didn’t work for Merrill Lynch and they didn’t have offices in that building, anyway.

“For many years, more than anything,” he said, “I have wished that, with silence, I could somehow erase a story told by an immature young man. It only made me more ashamed. How could I tell my children to be honest when I hadn’t come clean about this?”

His interviews, though, several of which remain posted on the Internet, show that a decade after the Sept. 11 attacks, Mr. Rannazzisi was still relating a harrowing experience.

Yeah, so just like so many of our military phonies, he’s mostly just sorry that he was finally caught in his lies. And, no, I don’t recognize him or his name, but he seems to be someone to somebody.

Category: Dumbass Bullshit

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GDContractor

Is that the dude from The Leaque with the hot wife?

Climb to Glory

Yes.

D

It depends on how one defines “hot.” You may be referring to Nick Kroll’s character and his wife Sophia. The actress is Nadine Velazquez.

C2Show

Very true.

GDContractor

Nadine would kill me….too hot. Was referring to Katie Aselton, plenty hot for me.

CBPH

And Katie Aselton (very hot) is actually married in real life to the guy who plays Pete (Mark Duplass).

ChipNASA

Whom?
😉

JarHead Pat

Cunt.

USMCE8Ret

Speaking of which… here’s another faker who falls into your description.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alicia_Esteve_Head

D

That documentary is something else. “The Woman Who Wasn’t There.”

Ex-PH2

Cockroach

Friend

Stupid Prick and I never heard of that idiot.

Sparks

Shitbag!

Veritas Omnia Vincit

I had to google him after reading this because I’ve never heard of him. I am somewhat saddened that I am now well aware of Mr. Ranazzisi and who and what he is at this time.

A lying sack of shit trying to generate some empathy for a career that really isn’t much to speak of in any grand sense. That’s what he is, that he is sorry for lying rings as hollow as his life.

Rip

You know who was really there – Brian Williams

2/17 Air Cav

And Dan Rather has the paperwork proving it!

A Proud Infidel®™

I heard Hillary was also there and she dodged one of the planes before it hit!

2/17 Air Cav

Heard that too. It was confirmed in an email but, alas, the email seems to be missing.

GDContractor

Barbara Olson was there, which worked out well for Hillary.

D

From his Wikipedia article: “A New York Times article revealing the hoax also ascertained he had not attended the State University of New York at Purchase, which is known for its theater program, but graduated instead from State University of New York at Oneonta with a degree in communication.”

Keep peeling the onion…

D

I left off this part: “Rannazzisi was quoted saying, “I wasn’t doing a lot of comedy. I wasn’t doing lot of acting, what I went to school for.'”

2/17 Air Cav

He even lies about his lies. He was still making the claims in 2011, back when he was, as he describes himself, “an immature young man” of 32 or 33. He must be a Democrat. A Republican would have at least said he was just visiting the Towers. Not him. He claimed he was working in an office for a company that had offices or personnel at the Towers.

2/17 Air Cav

He claimed he was working in an office for a company that had no offices or personnel at the Towers.

A Proud Infidel®™

What a sniveling sorryassed lying lump of Swamp Donkey shit!

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

So Steve,

You are a comedian right?

Well no one here finds this very funny.

I guess you are petty bad comedian.

Out

Pinto Nag

Perfect!

Mark L.

There’s so many TV shows now thanks to drooling morons, we’ve made celebrities out of people on shows like: “Ice Road Shrimp Deadly Bigfoot Dancing Gold Swamp Fuckers.”

GDContractor

And “John Kerry’s Knife Kill, No One Disputes It”. I love the reruns. God bless those drooling morons.

Green Thumb

He could be on “Dancing with Phildo” or the “All-Points Logistics Entrepreneur Contest”.

Who the fuck is this guy anyway?

Never heard of him.

Donald Moder

He only admitted to telling his long string of lies over the past dozen years after he was confronted by a reporter about them. His apology was tainted by a poor excuses for his behavior (he says he was young and immature when he was neither). He is a pathological liar and exhibits some psychopathic behaviors. Just own up to it and people will leave you alone Mr. Rannazzisi. It is a simple open and shut case. You are a classic f’ed up case and you will likely never change.

D

Psychopathic is right. Listen to the part at around 37:12 in this interview: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5cNJG56A3lg

And while I’m going to finish this season of The League (can’t stop watching when it’s almost over for good), individually I’m finished with this guy.

Just an Old Dog

This Guy is in sharp Contrast to Steve Buscemi, who before becoming an actor was a NYC Firefighter for 4 years. After 9-11 he went back to his old station and worked several 12 hour shifts With his old Engine Co 55. He declined photos or interviews, saying it wasnt about him.
He also helped in clean up efforts after Hurricane Sandy.

LIRight

Didn’t know that about Buscemi. The fact that he “declined photos or interviews” shows what a classy guy he is….good for him!

Thanks for that info! (from another old dog)

Craig Payne

I live about 12 miles from NYC.This guy is piece of sh-t.You cant imagine what it was like here all the funerals day after day after day the heart beack that the people felt. You could see it in everyone face. If this guy was every to see me he better keep on walking.

JohnE

Interesting…when I first saw this story, I had just returned from hearing Wes Wong, a retired FBI agent and genuine hero of Ground Zero, speak of that day and its effect on his life and career.

If you ever get a chance to hear Mr. Wong speak, do it. He is a captivating and engaging speaker who has been there and done that.