Jihad Johnnie on the run from ISIS
In a link sent to us by Ex-PH2 from MSN that Mohammed Emwazi, known in the popular culture as Jihad Johnnie, known as the murderer of James Foley, David Haines, Alan Henning, Peter Kassig and Steven Sotloff in ISIS propaganda videos, is now thought to be on the run from his friends;
A former friend of Emwazi told the Express that the jihadist had not been “a good Muslim” and never wore the Islamic dress he has been seen wearing in the beheading videos. “He smoked drugs, drank and was violent towards other boys,” said the friend, who was not named in the report. “The fact he portrays himself as a strict Muslim is laughable and shameful.”
Apparently, the twenty-six year old former resident of London and failed rapper is hiding out with a lesser known group in Syria waiting for transport to North Africa. He should find a wide open expanse of desert and wave a VS-17 panel at every drone aircraft he sees – they’ll give him a ride.
Category: Shitbags
I fell down laughing over this one. It’s tough being an ISIS celebrity, I guess.
“He smoked drugs, drank and was violent towards other boys,”
This explains why he has been a failure. He failed in London at many of his endeavors, he failed as a rapper, and now he failed as a radical terrorist. Here’s to hoping that he also fails to escape the worse.
May that blade be dull and rusty.
“Off with his head!”
That’s his….
“Goats Fear Me”….look.
He’s a b-a-a-a-a-a-d man. Keep him away from me!!
Probably doesn’t use lube.
Johnnie has not been playing nice with the other Jihadis! Shocking! I am just SHOCKED! This is my Shocked Face! The lesser known group will probably sell his useless ass back to ISIS for some Rifles and slaves. Hope he eats a Hellfire.
If his new “friends” sell him back to ISIS, eating a Hellfire might be a preferable to the welcome he’s likely to get from his former compadres.
If he does get to eat a Hellfire, then we could start using that new acronym I came up with the other day that goes along with DRT and DOT used in the Feel Good stories.
BOT – Blowed-up Over There
Or, Claw, like our active duty say in conversation re, combat injuries: “I was detonated.”.
Let’s hope he gets “detonated” soon.
Or, PMOT, (Pink Mist Over There)
THUNDERSTIXX.I was laughing so hard I fell of my bed and landed on my bad hand. In-between crying ? and laughing ?, I tried to give myself a shot ? in my hip and my syringe ? fell out my good hand. I’ll wait until my kid wakes up. I’m getting my medication before letting him read your post. Don’t want him hitting a vein ROLMAS IN PAIN?
Sounds like a self-correcting problem to me!
Got blowed up real good!
Bet he just wants a job.
When all sides want you dead, it’s not to have more than one, maybe two, items on your bucket list.
I once read that some ISIS recruits were buying Islam for Dummies before travelling to Syria. As the author of that article said, “They weren’t drawn there by religion. They were drawn by the license to kill.”
Interesting. It makes more sense than just attributing it to religious fervor. Thanks for the link
Islam for Dummies?
Quoran for Dummies?
You’re joking, right?
I didn’t realize these ISIS recruits were that literate.
It’s a “best seller” on the NYT list. They sells alot of them, ’cause all them jihadis are dummies.
BILL M for real or your pulling my soft shaved legs?
Dirka, dirka, bitch.
I was gonna say that!
It gets real entertaining when the savages begin to turn on each other…
You know you’ve fucked up when ISIS doesn’t want you.
Run bitch run. Try not to trip while you’re looking over your shoulder.
That’s kind of hard in a Man Dress.
Insha’Allah, bitch!
It seems to me this is ISIS playing propaganda damage control. When ISIS thought it would be useful to have Jihad John around cutting off heads and burning pilots in cages, it had no problem with him posting the results on YouTube as a strategy of terror. Since the net effect was not having everybody cowering in fear, but instead a lot of really pissed off people, it’s now time to throw Jihad John under the bus, or camel herd, or whatever.
And what better way to do it than for ISIS to piously claim they had to get rid of Jihad John because he was being mean to the other kids. As if, gosh, his other transgressions might have also included running with scissors.
Next up: ISIS decides to re-brand itself, again, as the Iraq-Syria Progressive Party (ISPP) and declares jihad on climate change deniers, polyunsaturated fats, and the wearing of plaid pants.
Running with scissors!
Aaaah, crap! No spew alert!
You forgot that they are also against campus rape.
They are for everywhere else rape, of course. But since they won’t let women on any campus-they oppose campus rape.
Jihad Johnnie starring in his own beheading video. Now that would be some serious karma, right there!
I’d pay good money to see that.
Pop the corn, pull up a chair, and open the drinks.
The only place where you can get the smuggled videos of ISIS, ISIL, IAAH aka I’m A Ass Hole, is the Christian Monitor. I saw one that was beyond cruel. Hopefully we get to see JOHNNY get his.
On a serious note, and despite what I said…I’ve only seen one of those videos, and that was over ten years ago. I wouldn’t wish that kind of death on anyone, not even this filth. A bullet in the back of the head maybe, but never beheading.
Had those videos not been smuggled out it would only be their words saying it happened. I know growing up how absolutely vile a person can be to another person, but this is beyond. I have hatred in my heart for the animals that did this. Their turn will come when they answer to their maker..
Run, boy, run.
Hiding out in Syria? Has he lost his head? Or maybe someone else’s?
Has he lost his head?
Coming soon to a theater near you. Hopefully.
Stop..you guys are too hilarious ?
Wait, wait….
“He smoked drugs, drank and was violent towards other boys,”
BOYS?!?! BOYS!?!? WTF is IS, a frackin’ day care, pre-school, prep school?
He probably got caught fooling around with another man’s goat, a much better looking goat.
The category hashtag says it all.
Hope he gets his head chopped off. Fuck him.
“he was violent towards other boys,”
In other words he buggered a boy one of his superiors had laid claim to.
“he was violent towards other boys,”
Now if that just don’t open up all kinds of crazy connotations..hehe
In the words of some of those who were there:
May the dogs of Fallujah feast on his bones.
I can picture at least one of his former compadres screaming: I KEEL HIM, I JUST FIND OUT HE FUCK MY FAVORITE GOAT WITHOUT ASK FIRST!!” I hope they find him and have their way with his ass and the rest of him!!
And everyone thought Karma was a bitch.
Nope.
She’s a goat…
Hew peeple r so dum and stuped:
Netted uot:
This is Intel and Tier 1 awesome sause topped with a bag of cash, few 9mm rounds and one body bag!
If he is on the run, this goat/boy lover will be brought to justice!
Anee mure stuped questshuns?
wtf, man?
What?
Master Chief, you need to stop using the tablet when you’re taking pain meds. Your thumbs are getting mixed up.
Sum peeples jus didn’t undarstood my!
I understand Master Chief..a first responder broke my pinky finger and although I wear 150msg Fentenyl patches for non curable conditions and 10mg of morphine in the hip, pain is painful. I understood what you wrote ? I lied, I have no clue. Hope your feeling better ?
Why am I getting the idea that post was made by Charlie Gordon? ;o)
He is on their shitlist because he was missing three tent pegs and a shelter half guideline when he turned in his gear, and he didn’t sign his fitness report.
Go Johnny, go. Go.
Go Johnny, go, go go.
He better because I have an odd feeling that old Johnny here is not going to be marching home again.
Hopefully DOA.
I second that.
He’s not going anywhere. His own family in London disowned him. At least the dogs will eat good. Sorry I meant ISIS
Hope they find Johnny boy, strap a camel ? to legs and arms and quarter the SOB. Pour honey on his naked body and let the ants ? eat him. I could think of worse ways but so tired ?
There’s an old Indian (Amerind) trick; stake the subject out flat on the ground so he can’t move, especially his stomach. After that, build a fire on his belly.
After you get a good blaze going, bank the fire and let the coals go to work…
-Got that from Dave R. Palmer’s 1794: America, Its Army, and the Birth of the Nation. Great story of the old North-West campaigns.
This is the type of scum attracted to such extremism. may he be caught by them, tortured, and burned alive for the world to see. Won’t shed a tear for him…
Hopefully we can arrange for a fuel air explosive to be dropped over wherever they congregate to execute him.
That’s such a great idea..think that the information would get to the other countries fighting them. I hope so.