Jade Helm 15
A number of people across the country have collectively lost their shit over the prospect of Special Forces and Ranger soldiers taking part in an exercise in Texas that has been named Jade Helm 15. They’re the same folks who are watching in amazement those videos of the reptile people on YouTube – they’re the vinegar-spraying people trying to make the chem-trails disappear. Ex-PH2 sends this link from MSN about a press conference that the Pentagon held to explain the exercise to the media (a futile endeavor, I assure you);
“Operation Jade Helm poses no threat to any American’s civil liberties,” Army Col. Steve Warren, a Pentagon spokesman, said Monday. “Operation Jade Helm is being conducted by Americans — by, specifically, American special forces personnel.”
Jade Helm 15 will be one of the biggest peacetime military exercises in six decades. Starting July 15 and lasting two months, thousands of Army Rangers, Green Berets, Navy SEALS and other special operations forces will simulate war missions in mainly remote areas of Arizona, Florida, Louisiana, Mississippi, New Mexico, Texas and Utah.
Jade Helm 15 will take place on tracts of both public and private land in the seven states.
Yeah, well, that’s what they’d say if they were lying, isn’t it?
There are exercises on private and public land in Germany, in Alaska and in Korea. When the exercise was over, we packed up our stuff and left those places just the way we found it, generally speaking. But the hype is being fueled by the nut jobs like those folks at Infowars.
But, seriously, do you think that kid who delivered your newspaper ten years ago who is now an Army Ranger would lock you up in an abandoned Walmart? Those kids who played Little League with your child would kick down your door and haul you off to a FEMA camp? Do you think a patriotic guy like Chris Kyle who took an oath to protect and defend the Constitution would deny you your rights? It’s not like there’s a farm somewhere that grows special forces soldiers for the government – they come from your neighborhoods, from your schools. They packed your groceries at the supermarket. They mowed your lawn, they raked your leaves and shoveled your walk.
I’ll admit that I don’t like the current administration and I don’t trust them out of my sight, but I have faith in the Americans in the military who stand between us and them. I also trust the FBI, the NSA, the CIA, The Men In Black and S.H.I.E.L.D to protect my rights. Of course, in the six years that I’ve lived here, I’ve seen not one chemtrail over my house. I’ve also been accused of being a space alien (or at least, I have knowledge of space aliens and their technology) because of where I worked until last year. So, what do I know?
Category: Military issues
Robin Sage has been conducted in NC for ages. I know it isn’t exactly the same but close.
Don’t forget Carolina Combat!
Anyone who has worked in the Beltway or Pentagon knows nothing stays quiet so if this were what the nuts thought it would have gotten out long ago. On a more serious note people should have more faith in our military and the oaths we take and the love of nation we have. There will always be crazy people who believe anything there are still those that think 9/11 was “an inside job”.
You mean Rosie O’Donnell was wrong when she said, “ITS THE WRONG KIND OF FIAH!” years back?
Dang, now I have to figure out what to do with all these tinfoil hats I made…
It’s not just Texas…they are pulling their shyt here in Arizona too! I heard this am that highway 40 was shutdown at Seligman and that people taking pictures were having their cameras erased….anyone that thinks this isn’t ain’t at Americans is dumb as a box of rocks!!!
Interesting, since the exercise doesn’t start until July. H’mmmmmmmm
Citations needed, please.
FORT BRAGG, N.C. (USASOC News Service, March 24, 2015) – Members of U.S. Army Special Operations Command will train with other U.S Armed Forces units July 15 through Sept. 15 in a multi-state exercise called Jade Helm 15.
http://www.soc.mil/UNS/Releases/2015/March/150324-03.html
Oh not a response to “desert” but just in general.
/No response is required for “Mr Dessert”
I stand ready…as does my shovel.
I’m a real American fake warrior and a shovel-ready project all in one big, fat package.
sincerely
John “Faker 6” Giduck
I know I feel safer that you’re around. Being the Beslan warrior that your are. You’ve had a long and distinguished fake military career and I for one would like to say thank you for your fake service, sir.
STOP calling our glorious leader “a”round!! He is not fat!
He IS the fake service leader of our great movement, you know liars, thieves, con men, neer-do-wells, etc.
PS: I hit the “report” button with an ooppsie…
“Faker 6” Giduck, I DO know of one bunch that appreciates you, THAT’S why you get a “Preferred Customer Card” at the doughnut shops (*OOPS*, that’s them thanking you for your PATRONAGE, not service, never mind!!). 😀
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn’t take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It’s clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother’s mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
Good. GAWD. You need to post a WARNING when you’re gonna write sh*t like that. My eyes were spinning around in my head trying to read that!
LMAO @ Pinto Nag
terrorologeez, I hope you are collecting your wisdom in one spot for posterity. It needs to be held in an accountable. You are wonton fine righter.
This writing is full of Wickred in tint.
Our minds are forever Psullied for having read it.
Forever Psullied? Heh….
Norm Crosby lives!
All I can add is,
THAT was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!
Either that was some kind of parody or the writer is trying his hand at non-native English or using some bizarre translate program.
Hey, never hit a gift horse in the mouth.
An F cup Bra-vo to Terrorologist! Real MESNA cannot be faked! I humbly prostate myself before his genieosity!
It makes my eyes burn!!!
Thank you for providing a laugh aloud (or out loud – whatever u prefer) moment to my day. Your writing gives me reason to return & search for your comments when I need another laugh. I usually admire the intricacies of English language composition in novels or screenplay dialogs, so this was really unique for me, thankfully.
They are sending 1200 SPECOPS personnel to Texas to take over the state and disarm all 20 million of us Texans that own guns and toss us in re-education camps.
1200 operators against 20 million pissed off Texans with guns.
Yeah, that oughtta go over big……..
Explain to them why Y’all do not allow some things in the Republic of Texas
“It’s a trap! There’s two of them…”
What is really bothering me, is the number of VETERANS who think their brothers in arms would do this……
No shit. Been getting into several heated discussions lately with some of our Brothers who believe this crap.
Did these vets say it was due to their being told they have been classified as threats themselves by our government? Or was it due to alleged LITMUS tests question that asked if our people would fire on us?… Assuming those that said “yes” get picked to go of course…
Just ask them how prepared we were to defend ourselves when the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor.
For saying “…the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor.”, I am putting you on double secret probation.
Yeah, you you have to catch me first.
😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛
Japanese? Wait, you mean Bluto and Rep Ellison were wrong? (smile)
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2012/03/21/congressman-keith-ellison-says-nazis-bombed-pearl-harbor
President Blutarski gets a pass!
Senator, actually – if I remember the end of the movie correctly. (smile)
The “Where Are They Now?” special feature on the anniversary DVD ended with this one:
“Of course, John ‘Bluto’ Blutarski needs no further introduction. As we all know, he is the President of the United States.”
If you get the double secret probation edition DVD, they do a special feature where are they now type thing, where it is indeed President Blutarski and D Day is a CIA operative.
A President Blutarski would probably have done a better job that the current occupant.
But I think Senator Blutarski was the position (probably from Illinois).
than vice that — need more coffee
I have some serious concerns over whether those folks, or at least the majority of them, are actually veterans.
Yeah, every community has that 1%-2% of folks, and we’ve all served with them at one point or another, but for the 98%-99% rest of them, I’d like to think we understand and trust our fellow service critters.
I’ve had more than one face-to-face discussion with folks up here (mostly at the local coffee shop) where there’s a majority of them what are hipsters, etc, regarding this crap. They simply don’t understand, and refuse to believe that we swore an oath to the Constitution, and NOT to any president or political party. The common refrain I’ve heard among them is “Obama is using his army” and similar craptastic descriptions.
So, those who are convinced it’s all a plot by the ________________________ (fill in the blank) to enslave us all will never be convinced by facts.
Jonn hit it square in the black. these are the same bunch who believe in Reprillians, ChemTrals, and the future roundup of us all and placement on FEMA camps.
Well, Obama’s army is led by Valerie Jarrett and consists of groups like ACORN, forget their new name.
You could throw all the other ass kissers in there too, but we all know.
Funny, because if you ask those hipsters, I’d bet 99% of them voted for Obama twice…
No, no. They had to give up acorns because the seekrit squirrels got all of them. They are a new unit of flying aunts called Mermaid Dawns.
AW1 Tim, those Birkenstock-Wearing, Tree-Hugging, Clove-Smoking, Pachouli smelling, Vegetarians I met during my VP-23 tour?
Smart as bait, all of them.
Whoever thought cops would dress up in full battle rattle, cruise up to someones house in an MRAP and bust down the door in a no-knock raid?
what bothers me is the dummies that think the military hasn’t been brainwashed into DOING this kind of shyt!!
Swampfox, read this back and forth from the facebook feed: Frankie Cee · Top commenter · Mossy Head, Florida Sadly there are those that I am friended with who either fear this exercise or think that it is possible that our troops, those troops who are sworn to protect these same people, would turn their weapons on their neighbors, on their friends, on their families. I am sick just thinking that they could be so damned stupid. Reply · Like · 1 · Unfollow Post · 13 hours ago Jesse Speenah Buhlnah · Follow · Top commenter You don’t think the US military would follow orders and take action against civilians? Why not? It wouldn’t be phrased that way. It would be about ‘maintaining stability’ and defending against ‘outside agitators’ or some such nonsense. And it has already been done. Against VETERANS! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonus_Army Reply · Like · 4 · 11 hours ago Jesse Speenah Buhlnah · Follow · Top commenter I don’t think Jade Helm is the beginning of anything. I don’t like it because it uses as training aids any civilians in the civilian areas where Jade Helm occurs. Without their consent. And unnecessarily. There are HUGE training areas all over the US. There are urban combat training areas on most major installations. Using civilians for training aids when we have other options is disturbing. Especially since we’ve used the existing training areas through 12 years of war. You know, if war wasn’t enough to justify something like Jade Helm then maybe it’s just not a good idea. You know the military has developed scenarios and had exercises directed at ‘civil unrest’ caused by ‘food shortages leading to rioting’? You don’t think a young person, under 24, with little education past high school, little life experience, and fresh from training, will follow orders to ‘assist’ his fellow citizens by maintaining order? HA! They rounded up the Japanese-Americans during WWII. This exercise, while almost certainly not a threat, was ill conceived and is needlessly upsetting lots of people. Not just crazy people but civilian officials like the Governor of Texas.… Read more »
Oy… The sheer stupidity of the tinfoil brigade is giving me a headache….but, just reinforces my belief that the internet kills intelligence in a lot of people. Primarily Alex Jones followers….
Sadly there are those that I am friended with on Facebook, who either fear this exercise or think that it is possible that our troops, those troops who are sworn to protect these same people, would turn their weapons on their neighbors, on their friends, on their families. I am sick just thinking that they could be so damned stupid.
I know what you mean, I see them as the kind that think that “Pro-Wrasslin'” is real and the Lunar landings were faked.
Huh? What are you talking about? You mean pro wrestling is… is… FAKED????????????????
How can you say that? I demand an answer.
Meanwhile, I will retreat to my gardening shed and look for my army of trained spiders. They’ll protect me from those trail assassins.
Ex-PH2, 😀 😀 🙄
ChipNASA – you’re been the one behind all of the alien anal probe stories, aren’t you?
I hate to leak the real truth, but, DirecTV is behind it all.
http://www.thesleuthjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/apollo-11-moon-landing-hoax-revised.png
Come on … someone please post this photo! I’ll bet ChipNASA was on the set.
Not me rgt1480,
However…..
http://thepeoplescube.com/images/images_working/reuters/Flat_Brian_Williams_500_Moon_Landing.jpg
http://awesomejelly.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/brian3.jpg
😀 😀
Chip,
That last one of Brian Williams reporting “Live From The Surface of the Moon” is a keeper! Funny!
Thanks for the astronomical laugh; I’m simply over the moon!
PROOF!!!
First off, this is a PAO fail by the USASOC PAO. period..
I find it hard to believe that the exercise planner leadership did not take the time to talk with the state gov’ts where this exercise was being conducted. It’s been in the works for a while.
The hysteria is reminiscent of the nonsense flying around during the Clinton years. Of course back then we had Ruby Ridge, the Branch Davidians, and Elian Gonzalez. Still the paranoia is laughable.
I say this in all sincerity: this Nation does not appreciate (and probably doesn’t deserve) the military it has. The fact that such nonsense can have ANY traction for more than a minute (ESPECIALLY IN TEXAS!) is proof.
Wasn’t there some rumored Navy report that asked a bunch of Marines questions related to this sort of thing and the general consensus was that it would lead to widespread breakdown of unit cohesion and outright refusal of orders? I seem to remember something like that. Could be wrong. Could be bullshit.
It was and the results were like you said. All but a tiny majority responded that they would not obey such orders, considered them illegal, and some responded that they’d consider arresting/holding senior leadership who tried to give such orders to them.
We’ve done a good job educating our new recruits since 1945 in the concept of “lawful orders” and that “I was just following orders” isn’t a valid defense.
As I recall it was for an individuals research project, not an official survey by the Navy.
Reptile people? This is what I get for not having a TV.
But seriously, if someone wanted to take over this country, the logistics involved are enormous. You’d have to find a way to force people out of their homes without the TV media involved in it. You’d have to find people who were willing to do that, and the only people I can think of would be panhandling on a street corner somewhere.
But see, those minor rebellious acts during the so-called sequester squelch, which squelched the sequester squelch, are forgotten by the paranoid and delusional, who revel in their P&D.
Hey, can we make that the next new social disease? “I caugh the P&D during the last tornado.”
If I see any black helicopters flying over my house, I will be sure to get photos of them.
Ex-PH2: I think Jonn’s talking about the reputed “Reptilian” aliens that are supposedly the enemies of the friendly aliens (“Grays”) that allegedly hang out at Area 51.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reptilians
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grey_alien
Dude, you are sooooo 1965. They don’t hang out at area 51, anymore, it’s New Mexico, in the underground base.
Didn’t you get the memo?
Au contraire, amigo. Bob Lazar went public about Area 51 in the late 1980s/early 1990s. At the time, they were still keeping friendly Grays there and trying to figure out the captured antigravity drive based on element 115 – according to Lazar. And a bunch of the facilities at Area 51 were supposedly underground.
I think you fell for the “secret underground base in NM” cover story they planted about that time!
http://www.otherhand.org/home-page/area-51-and-other-strange-places/bluefire-main/bluefire/
Yeah, Lazar was full of it. But his story was entertaining. (smile)
Nope. That was S4, on the South side of Groom Lake, away from the main complex. Where it was all sooper sekrit.
Yep – if I recall correctly, “S4” was one of Area 51’s sites devoted to that line of “research”. All sooper sekrit, special program “BS”. (smile)
Are they the ones that do the alien anal probes?
Dunno. Maybe some of the members of the Dutch Rudder Gang can answer that question.
If it’s true, then maybe the Dutch Rudder Gang members were anal probed to the point it gave them brain damage!
Well, being that they’ve all got sh*t for brains, any prob of over 1 inch would probably accomplish that outcome.
It really makes me wonder what’s in my ass that’s so interesting to other sentient beings in the galaxy?
Eezy-peezy, Eric; they probably think you’re a Democrat and they’re looking for your brain.
Next question?
Interplanetary Obamacare Representatives Here To Assist you.
Art Bell is coming back in July: “Midnight In the Desert” podcast.
Please God, no!!
I like listening to Art Bell a whole lot better than to George Noory.
The late night broadcast of, “COAST TO COAST AM”, is very entertaining, especially if you’re all by yourself, driving down a lonely road, hundreds of miles from anywhere, in the mountainous high desert of the Great American West.
Actually it’s under the Denver airport with Satan’s stallion standing guard.
So when the two showed up to take out people drawing Muhammad pictures in Texas did they have “Here’s Your Sign” signs ready for them? Or did they hang them on them after they got shot down by the youngun that took ’em out?
Hold on, are we talking Red Lectroids or Black Lectroids here?
So what you’re saying, Hondo, is that Jonn really IS a space alien?
He must be! Otherwise, how would he know about them?
Nah. The Grays and Reptilians are widely-known in current pop culture.
It’s also bullsh!t IMO. But it’s widely-known bullsh!t. (smile)
But But But, its on the internet. They can’t put anything that’s not true on the internet.
I learned that, on the internet.
Bon Jour…
It’s been a while but i am willing to bet most of the conventional forces part in this operation will be TOCs setup with staff going through processes.
Many wargames are done this way. Mainly staff excercises….many eyes have been gouged out during these snooze fests.
I dn’t know what jade Helm is…haven’t care enought to look it up but it sounds like a lot of the crap we did at hood.
I can only imagine what that pussy Janos and his sycophants are saying. Probably all collectively shitting themselves. Not Janos, who spends must of his time in Mexico; a true haven of liberty. Alex Jones probably has the meat sweats over this whole situation too.
Alex Jones is one of those getting rich off of other peoples paranoia. I seriously think he doesn’t even believe half of the shit he puts out there, but only does it to drive up ratings for his talk show and advertising dollars.
Half? You’re kidding, right? More like 95% would be my guess.
Jones and crew simply figured out they could get handsomely paid for providing mental fodder to the gullible and deluded.
You could say the same thing about Al Gore and his prophecies of global warming.
Like his movie drama called “An Inconvenient Lie” in the 90s.
Get with the times!
It is almost 2016 … We call it “climate change” now.
In 2030 we will be celebrating (after replacing Washington Birthday) “Climate Rememberance Day”.
A day to reflect on what the weather was like when you were in grade school!
P.T. Barnum grins. “This way to the egress.”
I seriously think that Alex Jones is just an updated version of the Weekly World News. I used to work with a former WWN editor, the one known for the creation of Bat Boy, and his stories about the whole thing are hilarious.
Now, just a minute there. Since when did Jimmy Janos get his self a pair of psychic pants? And where did he get them?
Mine were on sale. I had coupons, too. I thought they were all in the women’s lingerie department.
Are you saying that Janos wears women’s underwear?
That’s a truly amazing deductive process you display there, Squidette.
I was trying to figure out what “Jade Helm” was and stumbled upon a site “purple helmeted warrior”… dont go there.`
I thought “Jade Helm” was the earth’s Battle Plan in case of a Gorn invasion.
ROE #1: Set all phasers to vaporize, not stun.
ROE #2: Take No Prisoners.
ROE #3: Good Luck, you’ll need it.
ROE #4: Prepare any captives for alien anal probing
I hope Jade Helm ROE includes killing feral hogs and coyotes. I could use the help.
Barbecue sauce, too?
Those kids who played Little League with your child would kick down your door and haul you off to a FEMA camp?
I don’t know-I was pretty brutal with the chants of “no batter, no batter, no batter” and “we want a pitcher, not a belly-itcher” and the little bastards may not have forgotten or forgiven.
Truth about FEMA Camps:
They are real.
Several in operation in Oregon and Florida (7 year test period). One rumored in South Dakota and one has been authorized for upstate New York.
This IS how it works:
NSA, CIA, DIA and other 3 lettered agencies monitor citizen web activity and daily lives by hacking into all computers, flat screen TV’s and automobile onboard entertainment consoles (to name only a few options). This is referred to as Remote Observation of Citizens (ROOC).
Those citizen classified using processing code # URACI 13 after a successful ROOC are lured to camps with promise of free stuff (depending on profile built from ROOC). Free stuff can be a wide range of valuables, services and or commodities that typically attract URACI 13’s.
Once a verified URACI 13 arrives at camp after ROOC, an immediate re-processing session is conducted with a follow on Reintegration Under Remote Supervision (RURS). Stays at camps last only 7 to 14 days under current Patriot Act provisions.
FEMA Camp, ROOC, URACI 13 and RURS activities are not subject to FOIA as outlined in DNI Doctrine 1237.1B.
Glad you’re still with us, Master Chief!
When’s your surgery?
Soon!
I am TAD in South Dakota inproccessing about 75 URACI 13’s shipped up from Texas. They thought it would be a good idea to disrupt Jade Helm 15 by using drones within the 50 mile exclusionary zone! There are idiots … one sure way to find you ass in a FEMA Camp is to fly a drone in exclusionary zone!
Aw, shucks, how come them government agents keep picking on the farmers?
Don’t they know we need all those beehives, including the drones, in order to pollinate crops and produce honey?
By the way, when’s the last time you ate, or saw, comb honey?
I love that stuff, but stores no longer sell it.
I haven’t chewed on a honeycomb since – – – before I went in the Army?
Have you ever heard of skyrr?
I just learned about it yesterday.
Being mostly (fifty percent) of Viking descent, I’ll have to try it out some day, if I can ever find any.
John-your best bet for honeycomb is probably locally grown honey-I occasionally see roadside signs selling honey, so something like that. Or you could see if there is a beekeepers group near you and see if they will sell you some.
Maybe they are looking for these farmers!!!!
https://youtu.be/ZxGP7iw3kGc
Kirk Lazarus: “This sweet li’l thang o’ yours got a name?”
Alpha Chino: “Yeah…Lance”
Kirk Lazarus: “Well, you just tell–wait! Lance??!! What the FUCK did I just hear??!!”
But MCPO NYC USN Ret. what about R-M17 haplo groups or those identified as M17-Haploid contagion carriers?
😉
I understand some of them stay in facilities run by the state of MD from time to time . . . .
Not often or long enough, I’m afraid.
Hopefully that will change soon.
🙁 🙄
Anyone want to take bets “as to” how long it takes MCPO NYC USN Ret.’s OPSEC leak here to hit the Internets and become an Art Bell-esq Mushroom Cloud/NERDgasm??
/I should call in some time to one of those kind of shows and read it verbatim as an “insider” with “knowledge” . 😀 😀 🙄
I’m waiting for the creepy black-armored SWAKker dudes with jet pilot helmets on their heads and mics under their noses that look like dried snot.
I plan to plant petunias and sunflowers in my flowerbed in a pattern that spells ‘STUFF IT’, so that they can locate me more easily. Then I can lead them on a merry chase into country where wheeled vehicle don’t do so well, and they’ll have to walk. They’ll get lost, I’ll get notoriety, and social media will try to figure out what happened.
Thanks for throwing me under the bus!
I believe sometimes the truth needs to be told!
Thanks FARTBONGO
http://img.fark.net/images/cache/850/A/A8/fark_A8n4SsYz-rr77zmdzzha6NjfEBc.jpg?t=eTZeEqiRIu7830PXMMk2pg&f=1431316800
I know it’s supposed to be some sort of joke, but I still haven’t figured it out.
Google didn’t help.
I reckon it must be a bunch of Navy acronyms that us Army guys can’t understand.
For instance, what the Navy calls, “TAD”, the Army calls, “TDY”.
But, even that much is just a guess.
The only thing missing is the infamous, Art Bell “Area 51 Caller”…
Don’t forget “Victor”. (smile)
Master Chief-while it sounds like they might get John with some honeycomb, I am not so easily lured to my doom. It would take at least a case of Orange Crush (chilled and in glass bottles!) and a real Fortress Navarone play set (circa 1977 http://toyconnect.blogspot.com/2013/07/marx-navarone-giant-playset.html) before I will submit.
Me? I’m holdin’ out for a case of bottled Frosty Rootbeer! But I have to admit, they probably would get me close enough to throw a net over me with that.
If I ever have to put a new roof on my house, I will have ‘MOLON LABE’ in proper Greek on one side and ‘FUTUE TE IPSUM’ on the other.
I’m gonna go work on one of my P&D non-PC stories now. I might get it finished.
I just want all of you to know that Mike takes it seriously. He’s under my desk, on a cardboard carton. He is upset, and wondering if he can file a P&D claim now, or should wait.
The tin foil hat brigades have really run wild with this story, it’s been quite entertaining to watch.
The sad part for me is the concept that some of these people actually believe the tin foil hat theories and are concerned for their own safety based on something some lunatic fringe elements are passing on as truth.
Yet once again, proving that lies do indeed have consequences.
Those that stare at goats will be there, too. I have it on good authority from very credible sources within the Pentagon, that I cannot name at this time. But trust me, I have seen the documents.
I keep wondering why, with all of the real threats in the world today, people continuously look for complete fabrications to be afraid of.
Alex Jones listeners. Go figure.
John you are completely wrong about this and a are shill for the Reptill… Government.
Everyone knows you use a mixture of donkey urine, ammonia and patchouli oil to protect yourself from khem-trails not vinegar. And you huff it so as to protect your respiratory linings preventing the ingestion of the khem-trails. No one sprays vinegar anymore.
You mean that rubbing my body with Crisco and wearing welder’s goggles doesn’t protect me from the chemtrails?
WHY DIDN’T I GET THEM MEMO ON THE NEW PROTECTIVE PROTOCOLS???
You forgot taping hamsters to your calves.
Their excrement and urine helps deaden the trail too.
(Just remember to tape them nose up, it gets really messy nose down.)
If you think about it, isn’t the Jade Helm just the tip of the Green Weenie?
And there goes my coffee…
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Honestly, I enjoy breathing a little chem trail now and again. I have encouraged the abduction of my mother-in-law for years, alien of otherwise. Her place is easy to find, it’s the one with the goat staked out in the front yard. Sadly, nothing seems to work.
When it comes to the kids that grew up with us, bagged or groceries, played ball with us, and shared apple pie with us, are they not the same ones that grew up and put a bullet through Randy Weavers wife and infant. Pretty sure the rest of the kids they were playing with at the time gave them an award for it and celebrated the event.
The there is always Wacko’s at Waco, where the kids just burnt down the place. I think they learned that from the kids in Phily. They didn’t even bring marshmallow’s, but all kids like a good bonfire.
Everyone knows kids should not play in the rain, but those children all grown up now decided to put on costumes and take thousands of guns away from law abiding citizens during Katrina.
I just wish the kid bagging my groceries didnt play with our civil liberties so often. Lots of them like to dress up on the weekend and play war. I just wish more of them would let us in on the fun.
I like the kids in my neighborhood, but I keep an eye on the little bastards.
Semper Fi.
Always with the negative waves Moriarty. …
Have a little faith, baby. Have a little faith.
Ok, I will try to dig how beautiful it is out here man. I will come up with something righteous and hopeful for a change.
I am definitely an antisocial type. Woof, woof.
You guys are my Heroes!
Anybody see Jesse Ventura.
Damn somebody found Janos
Janos? I hear he’s way down South and out of comm. So in his “honor” . . . .
Lyrics seem particularly apropos for that tool to me.
(Smiles)
I’m not worried about the soldiers taking part in the exercise — I’m worried FOR them. All it’s going to take is some nutjob with a gun, good soldiers will end up hurt or killed, and the news media will being rolling in their blood like a dog in garbage.
The only thing more laughable than the idea that Jade Helm is a cover for a takeover of the US is the notion that the salvation of our constitutional liberties lies with the likes of Cletus Spucker and his slack-jawed trailer park militia.
“It’s not like there’s a farm somewhere that grows special forces soldiers for the government…” Well, that’s not what Americs’s Most Trusted Source for Military News is reporting: http://www.duffelblog.com/2015/05/army-teams-with-whole-foods-offer-non-gmo-soldiers/
BWAHAHAHA!
Well, even if it IS the beginning of the Third American Revolutionary War, there ain’t nothing I can do about it, one way or the other.
I’m too badly sick, still coughing my guts out all night long.
Yes, I’ve got my four wheel drive pickup truck, my CAR-15 with bayonet and forty round magazine, my steel pot, flak vest, gas mask, and web gear, but I doubt I can do much with any of that stuff any more.
But, American military personnel attacking American civilians?
! ! ! YES ! ! !
Have you so quickly forgotten about the Waco Massacre and/or Hurricane Katrina?
It was the Alabama National Guard, not the Texas Rangers, using Combat Engineer Assault Vehicles (which, on television, look like tanks) in the murderous final assault on the Branch Davidian sect.
The tactic is to use military personnel from distant states to do the job, in order to bypass any problem of personal emotions interfering with the mission.
Surprisingly, in New Orleans, members of the Utah National Guard refused to obey orders to disarm local citizens.
The oath to the Constitution means more to Mormons, because it’s a basic part of our religion.
The Chinese used that same psychological tactic of using alienated troops from distant provinces to open fire on the Tiananmen Square protestors.
Why do you think our government wants United Nations troops deployed on our soil?
Where do you think the “U.S.A. P.A.T.R.I.O.T. Act” came from, with its creation of the Department of Homeland Security (whose very name should make everyone suspicious) and the Transportation Safety Administration?
By the way, I challenge any average American layman to read and interpret the contents of the “U.S.A. P.A.T.R.I.O.T. Act”.
I have attempted to read it, and it ain’t nothing but deliberately pure incomprehensible legalese gobbledygook, intended to mean whatever government agents want it to mean, giving them license to do whatever they wish to do.
Yeah, I hate the TSA too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq-G4HATiC8
(NSFW language in link.)
😉
In re: NG involvement in Waco–The Alabama National Guard provided support through aerial photography in January 1993. The Texas National Guard and Fort Hood provided vehicles and other equipment.
@ D:
When I was watching those tracked vehicles on television, at least one of them was displaying a large Alabama state flag.
As I recall from reading later on, there was also a problem with the Alabama National Guard.
I think it was a racial mutiny, but I’m not certain.
The passage of time really muddles things up.
There was aviation support from Fort Hood, illegally authorized based on false information in an affidavit from the BATF.
I was at Hood during that time with a former brother-in-law who was an aviation maint CWO at the time. He showed me pics of an ATF Huey that got basically shot down and brought to his unit on a flatbed for repair. It went down under “control” but needed a lot of work to get airworthy again.
HEY!
I don’t see MCPO NYC USN RET taking part in this discussion.
Is he in the hospital undergoing surgery right now?
Which just reminds me of this
That’s awesome, thanks for posting that one. He’s been awesome forever.
Long live Weird Al!
+25 NWO
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If anybody should be losing their shit, it should be the drug dealers and illegals sneaking across the border. Imagine what would happen if one of these groups encounters a group of friendly, neighborhood SPECIAL FORCES and a shot is fired at them. I can promise you that the only trace those drug runners were present would be some freshly turned dirt and live rounds dropped in the amnesty box.
I remember a whole bunch of years ago, some convicts escaped from the Utah State Prison.
As they made their way through the valley along the river, they ran smack into a team from the 19th Special Forces Group (Airborne), who were patrolling in that area on a field exercise.
All of the craziness aside, what underlies this hoopla is distrust of government. Many Americans simply do not trust the government. As for the questions about government’s military and, I’ll add, law enforcement agents, that’s something I’ve wondered since The Emperor entered the palace on Pennsylvania Avenue. Would troops fire on American citizens in rebellion. My answer is yes.
MacArthur did it to the “Bonus Army” back in the day.
Many of you may call me naive after this, but is that infowars site real or just a sarcastic joke developed by a mega smart wise ass? People exist in the country I love and have defended actually believe that crap and contribute to utter nonsense.
I’ve always ignored “stupid American” generalizations while overseas, but if that site is real I must take pause.
Sadly I wish it were a satirical site….not everyone in our nation is blessed with common sense or some semblance of intellect capable of discerning idiocy from veracity with any regularity.
Well Veritas, you have officially ruined my day off. I spent about 90 minutes I can never get back checking out that site. My IQ, which really cannot afford to go any lower, dropped at least 10 points.
I can remember patrolling as a platoon commander and xo in Korea for Team Spirit, we were in many private citizens farms, backyards, etc. Rather than put tin foil hats on, go to the Internet spouting about the apocalypse, the locals brought us out some hot noodles.
You have my apology, at least you can avoid wasting any more time there.
Although, I admit it makes for mighty amusing reading from time to time even if they didn’t intend to create that comedy gold purposely.
It’s from ‘Aliens’. I’ve seen it for myself.
We’re all going to be rounded up and dropped off at LB247.
The fat ones will be taken first.
I hear the Texas State Militia is well stocked with H-ero types (CoughCHEVYcough…) so I am sure they are in no danger…
I’ve followed this fairly closely and this is the first time I’ve heard it was SpecOps and Rangers. All the stories I’ve seen just said “civilian dressed army troops”.
The question is why do they need to do this in the first place? Much of the hysteria could be avoided if someone at the Pentagon would just tell everyone what was going on and why it is.
The story here is all of the people so conditioned by this government of Ruby Ridge and Waco with an American Hating Marxist Muslim as President intent on giving Nukes to our enemies that everyone believes the worst immediately. I know I no longer trust our government.
Does anybody besides Ventura know how to make a good tinfoil hat? If so please post video on DIY.
Damn my wife used the last of our tin foil for our BBQ !!!!!
But on the up side, I still have my New Years Party Hat !!!! Heeee Hawwwwww !!!!!!
Well, to start with, you need a medium-sized nesting bowl, or one that will fit on your head.
Then you need a nice box of heavy duty Walmart house brand baking foil.
You also need the red Swingline stapler, for fastening things together.
So you make the basic shape on the nesting bowl with a couple of squares of HD Walmart foil and try that on for size. If it isn’t big enough, you add more foil to let out the seams.
When it fits your head, you use the red Swingline stapler to fasten the parts together. Then you add more layers of HD Walmart foil, one at a time, and fasten those to the foil base with the red Swingline stapler. To get the cowlick point, which is the handle, you make the final layers longer than the others. Then you staple the final layers to the base and squish them together at the top, and staple them to the base on the seams, with the red Swingline stapler.
You can use a hole punch to punch holes in the rim and add a couple pieces of kitchen twine so that you can tie it under your chin.
I wouldn’t add knitting needles for antennae. They’re too heavy and the aliens might think your brain is a jello mold and eat it.
You can add blinking lights to the outside of the tinfoil hat, to make it look like you’re really an android named DATA. I’d use several different colors for that. You can also add a fringe made of tinsel around the foil cowlick, so that the aliens will think you’re radiating xenon rays or something.
I heard they’re allergic to xenon rays, but what do I know?
Ex-PH2. I’m tracking way better then a Iraqi Scud… Or even better then a 120MM… Thank you 🙂 🙂
Nevermind 120.
You forgot to include the layer of bacon on top of the tinfoil…..
That’s because I always eat the bacon.
Pork chops will do, too, or thin-sliced ham. Or ribs.
Come on, the Guvmint has been building up forces around Killeen, San Antonio and El Paso (moved ADA out, brought Armor in for the takeover) for decades – only a matter of time before they struck! LOL 🙂
You won’t believe this shit. Wait what am I saying… Check it out for some tinfoil hat construction…..LOL
http://www.stopabductions.com/
Yeah, but my foil hat construction costs about $1.82 and you have foil left over for your next barbecue.
Besides, Velostat doesn’t have blocking materials. You need metal. It’s the only way to fry.
Folks, I think you are missing the main part of this argument,the email I received on this said:
DOD INSTRUCTION NO. 3025.21
In February 2013, the Department of Defense (DOD) unilaterally made a few subtle changes to a regulation in the U.S. Code titled “Defense Support of Civilian Law Enforcement Agencies” and in so doing, granted itself the authority to police America’s streets without obtaining prior presidential, state, or local consent, thereby upending a precedent that has been in place for more than two centuries.
Pursuant to those changes, the DoD issued a 42-page Department of Defense Instruction (DODI), No. 3025.21, February 27, 2013. (Click here or here for DODI No. 3025.21 in PDF) and which I downloaded and does have the above date on it.
The point being is that these subtle changes in DODI No. 3025.21 in essence preempts Posse Comiatus and the right to police America’s streets without obtaining prior presidential, state, or local consent. All they have to do is label you as a “terrotist” or “militant” which they have done to most Vets and they can arrest you and throw away the key and without due process of law. That is the point. If you don’t believe me, then download it your self and try and figure out what it says or hire a lawyer to interpret it for you since it is written by lawyers.
For someone in the US Mil for so long, you should know better.
You are dead wrong.
I happen to work professionally in that lane.
The provision for “DoD to provide support to civil authorities” is a good thing. DoD has capabilities that far exceed that of any other fed, state and or local jurisdiction.
Having said that, if a disaster strikes (and there is a need for Public Safety and Security), the locals are out of play and the governor orders National Guard, the National Guard Bureau (NGB) sends in NG forces from other states and the POTUS orders in fed forces … They will all report to a Joint Task Force (JTF) Commander who sits on a Unified Coordination Group (UCG) and will take orders from the Senior Federal Law Enforcement Officer (SFLEO) should the need be to use for law enforcement.
The above scenario is possible but highly unlikely. Perhaps post nuke blast … But still unlikely!
When was the last time a uniformed member of the US armed forces effected a legal arrest in a federal declared emergency and or disaster area?
Crickets!
So in review, the purpose of “support to civil authorities” is just that … SUPPORT!
That is all!
At what point in that above plan to we get an awesome One Star HMFIC that says shit like “Don’t get stuck on stupid!!!”? That’s the part I like.
Yup, that’s how it works. The only caveat that I would add is that the JTF from NORTHCOM will only control the Title 10 AC forces. There will also be a general officer assigned as a dual status commander who will control both Title 10 forces and Title 32 forces (mobilized NG controlled by the governor but paid for through federal Stafford funds). Only the Title 32 forces will have law enforcement authorities, and the Title 10 forces will provide combat support and combat service support functions. It has all been built with the specific intent of preventing the military from acting as a law enforcement agency.
When I was at the WTC site during 9/11 it went something like this: 3 or 4 of us knuckleheads in uniform accompanied by 1 or 2 NYPD. We provided manpower, they provided arrests for those that got stupid.
Oh, fergot to say … Never drink the Kool Aid with s straw … Stupid shit will fly out of your mouth shortly after your long gulp and swallow!
KMRIA!
I provided the O-6 chop on DODI 3025.21 for my organization, and briefed my 4 star, who was my organization’s rep on the JCS when this went forward, on my recommendations. I think that I found the offending paragraphs,Enclosure 3, paras 1.b.(3).(a) and (b), based on a web site that has almost a verbatim version of your message. If you read the paragraph, a military commander can ” engage temporarily in activities that are necessary to quell large-scale, unexpected civil disturbances.” You’ll also see that the paragraph states “When permitted under emergency authority in accordance with Reference (c).” Reference (c) is DODD 3028.18 (for which I also provided an O-6 level chop). 3025.18 para 4.g. specifies that this “immediate response authority” can only be exercised under certain conditions, specifically: “In response to a request for assistance from a civil authority, under imminently serious conditions and if time does not permit approval from higher authority, DoD officials may provide an immediate response by temporarily employing the resources under their control, subject to any supplemental direction provided by higher headquarters, to save lives, prevent human suffering, or mitigate great property damage within the United States. Immediate response authority does not permit actions that would subject civilians to the use of military power that is regulatory, prescriptive, proscriptive, or compulsory.” So, Enclosure 3, paras 1.b.(3).(a) and (b)can only be executed if federal assistance is requested by a civil authority (mayor, town council, governor, etc.), and for no longer than 72 hrs without specific direction from POTUS. As you can see there is no usurpation of power by the military so that they can “you and throw away the key and without due process of law.” Finally, both of these are Dept. of Defense publications and do not have the ability to trump any existing law. As a point of information, when I chopped on both of those documents, I specifically looked for loopholes where the federal government might try to usurp power and authority from the states. My immediate supervisor did the same. This caused some pretty heated discussions regarding the immediate response… Read more »
People need to take a chill pill! It’s a training exercise to protect our nation.
Alex Jones and other nut’s like him need to get on meds!
I get a little bit sick of hearing the military is going after civilians.
This site is Mostly Vets, some have been out a lifetime and others are still serving.
So Speak up if you were ever given the order to take control of a US citizen. Did any of you ever arrest or detain a civilian?
Yep thats what I thought.
I hear Hurricane Katrina brought up a lot. most of the time its a second or third hand story of someone who had a gun taken from them by a police officer.
News flash, I was there. Right in the middle of it, I was there before the national Guard got there. I was there before the rain stopped. Before the levees broke.
It sucked the big hairy one. I saw the looting, I saw the stupidity. I saw the worst and best people have to offer.
I had a gun on me at all times, I interacted with the local police and the national guard, I was never once asked to give up my weapon, in fact we were encouraged to carry in a responsible manner. I was there when Rita hit a few weeks later. I spent a lot of time in that area in the months that followed.
And I saw looters shooting at news helicopters in several places.
So this whole idea that the military is going to round us up is twaddle. If the military is about 2.5 million (I think it’s less right now), how are they going to round up 310 million of us, never mind the wetbacks?
Some will be easy to round up. Just tell them Uncle Sugar has some more free shit, if they will just get on the bus!!
We started in Gulf Port Ms. A tower had been severely damaged and was going to fall, blocking the Main route in that area.
We dropped it and regrouped, we had no idea how bad things had gotten.
We had enough fuel and food with us to last a few days. We set a 60 Gallon reserve, meaning that when I truck had only 60 gallons of fuel in it it was time to head back to civilization.
Katrina had a steep learning curve. I had worked disasters before and until last year had worked every disaster on the east coast since. Katrina ans Rita were the worst. At one point we were asked to look for burial vaults that had surfaced and floated. We spotted several from the towers.
The stuff they showed on TV did not even begin to reflect what the reality was. The people there were not prepared for what hit. IT was there own fault, they ignored the warnings and then waited and bitched because help took so long to arrive. When it dod come they were more interested in what they could get than helping themselves.
I personally saw a NG helicopter land with a load of supplies for a shelter. No one would help them move the water ond other needed stuff.
IT pisses me off when I hear someone say anything negative about how the Guard reacted. Those men and women worked non stop, often 30 to 40 hours at a stretch doing nothing but their best to help in a bad situation. Many of them had lost everything they had and still answered the call. FOr anyone to use that as an example of government conspiracy or anything other than a humanitarian act is awful.
Your comment made me think of New Orleans Mayor Ray “Willie Wonka” Nagin.
Update: He’s doing 10 years under BOP #32751-034 and is presently in a facility in Texarcana, TX. His release date is in 2023.
Provided as a public service, since based on their comments above it seems a few who have visited this discussion might be interested.
That’s only good in an emergency; otherwise, it’s best to take the time to frame it in with wire hangars and silver duct tape. Mine has a double shield. I use an underlay of premium gold foil atop a rubberized material (patent pending) that I developed.
One other thing. That guy’s ceiling is unprotected and just look at those windows! He’ll pay a heavy price for that one day.