Ryan Christoper Laky; skateboarding phony SEAL

| February 28, 2015

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Scotty sends us his work on this fellow by the name of Ryan Laky aka Tracy Novac, aka Ryan Novac. I know that by looking at him, you’re thinking “Navy SEAL. Totally legit”. Surprisingly, that’s not the case according to Don Shipley and the Navy and the NPRC.

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I know you just want to cuddle up to him and hear his stories, because he totally looks like he’s “been there and done that”.

Ryan Laky

Don’t cuddle too close, though, you’ll catch something – probably get a contact high, too.

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Bernath's Fuel Gauge

WTF is that on his chin? Ball rings maybe.

Skippy

No it’s a little ring device so you can hook up a dog lead, so you can Hmmm. so you can throw him off a cliff Bahahaha….

Sparks

Bernath’s Fuel Gauge…Looking at his Facebook photos, those are piercings designed to give his many, many boyfriends and head shop restroom encounters, extra pleasure when he’s licking their balls, taint and two hole.

The Other Whitey

Sparks, ya beat me to it!

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MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Proof of LEGITTITISM:

1. seal team sicks
2. waterboarding

Final ANALYSIS:

Totally without reservation LEGIT.

Ncat

I vote for “legittitism” to replace the overused “truthiness”.

Instinct

Second that!

OlafTheTanker

To be fair, he may have Skated Seal Beach once… totally the same, right?

Ex-PH2

Almost looks like he shaves his armpits. Maybe that’s the source of the chin whiskers – he can’t grow them there, so he glues them on.

Skippy

Bahahaha

Friend S. Wilkins

Stop it, you’re killing me!! ROFL!!

Airdale USN

Now that’s funny!!!!

Skippy

Well ladies and gentlemen.. We bring you Hipster Turd, wanna-be Seal, his awards Miscellaneous Metal rings and torture devices on his chin Lol… And he can skate as taught by A top secret navy training base that’s to top secret to talk about… Bahahaha… Lol…..

MSGRetired

Someone should give him some new Nail Gun Piercings !

Sparks

MSGRetired…Roger that Top!! That’s a detail I’d volunteer for.

Guard Bum

It pretty amazing how Don Shipley sees through these guys, this guy looks like he just stepped out of a SEAL recruiting poster.

AverageNCO

I hope one of the college classes he is “taking” is spelling 101.

AverageNCO

Damn auto-correct “takeing”….obviously he didn’t have it

SJ

Not a sniper? Pffffft.

A Proud Infidel®™

He looks like someone you’d expect to look at you and say “DUDE, like… Buy me a pizza, and I’ll like.. Split it with you!”.

Green Thumb

The only thing that Fakey Laky splits are boy’s ass cheeks.

Sparks

Upon further reflection I’m calling LEGIT. He’s got it. He’s got the “thousand yard stare”.

No, no, wait a minute…that’s a “high on pot stare”. Sorry, my bad. Okay Ryan, now you’re back to just being your usual queer bait.

3/17 Air Cav

Sparks……..I think Spinoza would be proud! “Buds Man, Buds”

Green Thumb

I bet his taint tickler has a “Phil Monkress” flavor.

OldSargeUSAR

The “Gay” is strong in this 110 pound steaming pile of shit.

NR Pax

I really wish they’d make just a little more of an effort.

3E9

Evidence that pot decreases productivity. Bastard didn’t even try.
DIPSHIT

Big Steve

Ryan “Flaky” Laky is about as much a Navy SEAL as the little girl next door to me.
Ryan’s just a punk. No more, no less. In this case you can tell a book by its cover.

FatCircles0311

I can’t even.

seriously……

AW2toCPT

It’s like they’re not even trying anymore. Between the bolt-on facial accessories and the anime cover photo everything about this guy just screams “steely eyed killer.” Or something like that.

beretverde

No Squeal tattoos? Fake!

MAC USN retired

Those aren’t sideburns. They’re furry handgrips, to match the dick bumper under his bottom lip.

Green Thumb

Word.

This turd redefines the term “ghey”.

A nice addition to All-Points Logistics he will make.

A Proud Infidel®™

THAT snot-brained metrosexual makes The Care bears look like a mean-assed Outlaw Biker Gang!

Green Thumb

The more I think about, the more I believe I may be wrong.

There is no way that Phildo will let this turd into All-Points Logistics.

Commander Phil Monkress will keep him all for himself. Less competition.