Tuesdays with Claymore

| January 13, 2015

Where’s Waldo

Yeah, that’s the reason why O was a no show. Right.

Hang wringing over how the world views us

Mon Dieu

…and he once stayed in a Holiday Inn Express too.

Nuts

Yeah, who’s afraid of a woman with a knife?

Mercs man…that’s who’s gettin’ rich. Say wut?

Limey dumbass who gets rich shooting people in movies thinks you shouldn’t have a gun.

Black lives matter…maybe.

Sophisticated humor…you guys probably won’t understand it.

And here we go with the Bush/Hitler connection shit again.

Damned if you don’t and damned if you don’t

Terrorism is our fault because religious nuts are jealous and can’t afford Big Mac’s.

Opposition to Valerie Jarrett? Racism….yeah I know.

And his rap music sucks too.

Pot…kettle…black.

And a twofer for Capt. Whackjob…apparently Nazi’s are now after him.

President Jerry Brown, because you know, he’s done such a great job in California.

Leftards hate being out of power…their tears sustain me.

Tea Party = Nazis, but then again, you knew that already.

Wait, what???

Screwing your biographer is the same as leaking classified documents. Look it up…it’s science, bitches.

White men, you’re all racist rapists…be shame.

Yeah, spending a quarter million going to Hawaii is the exact same as this.

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2/17 Air Cav

Thanks, Claymore. My stupid gauge broke. The needle was in the red zone but I had to read just one more, thanks to your enticing re- titles. Now I have to find a new stupid gauge somewhere. Dammit.

Ex-PH2

I thought reading a couple of those would alleviate my cabin fever.

I was wrong. Now I need brain bleach, and my cabin fever has not diminished.

Thanks for the entertainment, Claymore. I still do not see how you do it.

David

Major error – Liam Neeson is not a limey, he was born Irish (and is a US citizen now.) Never call a Mick a Limey unless you want some additional entertainment.

Claymore

Hey, if I get called a ‘yank’, all them shitheels in the Commonwealth get called ‘limeys’.

PavePusher

Uh, Ireland ain’t part of the Commonwealth, either.

Mate.

ByrdMan

The “Wait, What?” post was hidden by the DU jury for being “disruptive, hurtful, rude, insensitive, over-the-top, or otherwise inappropriate.”

Does anyone know what it was about?