2014 Blue Falcon of the Year award goes to…..
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the Stolen Valor Blue Falcon of the Year, Daniel Bernath, Esq. (Defeating Dennis Chevalier 81 percent to 19 percent.)
My personal favorites from video are:
TSA Dan, the savior of many airline passengers:
Message from a lunatic:
Calling from the Sherriff’s office:
Touting his shitty business that has a website he testified was not his:
And if you want to follow more of Bernath’s asshattery, you should monitor his Disqus comments where he tosses down daily gems!
Either way, congratulations to faker Daniel Bernath, Esq for winning the Blue Falcon Award for Shitbaggery in 2014. I have no doubt in my mind he’ll be just as big a lunatic in 2015 until law enforcement realizes what I did on January 15th of 2014; that this man should be institutionalized before he hurts someone.
Category: Politics
Congrads!
Well done!
Never been happier to lose a bet (my jackass posing as a thoroughbred racing horse was van Fleet – apologies to mule-type jackasses for the association with van Fleet).
How you want your winnings Master Chief? Cash, drinks, Stripper Cards (TM), or a mixture of all 3?
Happy New Years to TAH as well.
Drop me an email through Jonn!
That we be good!
Master Chief, I’m forcing my head out of a mental fog of pain medicine to write, WOO-HOO!!! Master Chief, our main man took the title! I knew he had it in him all along. Congrats to all who voted with me and congrats to Daniel Bernath the Non-CPO, ever, in any shape, fashion or form, for making it all possible.
Hope you are doing well!
Number of fucks given to Daniel Bernath for being the douchiest douche of the bunch.
0.
Must have been that Chevy went into hiding rather to come find what Pineywoods Veterans do with non-veteran scum.
Instead of congrats to Mr. Bernath…I say UP YOURS, ASSHOLE!!!
With a pineapple. A large one. Fronds first.
And then find the biggest, nastiest, most pointy catcus after the pineapple.
Frozen, large, 1 each.
There can be only one! And he sure IS one!
One giant steaming pile of shit, right, Ex-PH2?
I thought about that, but he has never actually held the shit end of the stick.
However, he IS the shit end of the stick, sticking out of that steaming pile.
Poor stick. Stuck in a pile of Bernath.
Bernath has “Shit himself”, as is said in the South. To parlay something as innocuous as a poor Photoshop job to international de Fame, and the overall winner of piss poorest poser will be hard to live down. He will be forever known in history as one of the biggest buffoons ever.
And now he will feel the rotten Fruits of his efforts begin to hit him severely about the head, shoulders and body, and every single piece of that fruit has been slung by himself, with no one other than himself to get the credit.
As I read my e-mail this morning, (the new address, not the old address that I have shut down.), I have heard from Mil-types, both active and veteran, and to a man(and woman), they find these acts of the Cabal of Clown to be nothing more than just childish rantings, not at all how any of them would live their lives.
MEGA CLASS PATHETIC LOSERS and Daniel A. Bernath is at the top of the pile.
Daniel Alan Bernath worked hard for that title, he got it. Now he could brag about winning the “horse’s ass medal,” plus the other “anti accolades” that come with it.
Hey Birdbath! Congratulations, you worthless piece of shit. I voted for the other guy but hell, looking at the results, I have to say you finally have earned an award you can truly call your own. Enjoy your new found “fame” you scumfuck and remember, the Internet is fo-evah.
SIR!
Even scum doesn’t want to fuck the Bernath and yes, the Internet is forever.
(Flash forward to January 1, 12015)
Kid: Who was this Daniel Bernath?
Jonn Lilyea the 250th: A blubmery wasnot.
Kid: What’s that?
JL 250: In that time, he was a fuckstick.
Kid: Huh?
JL 250: Worthless human.
Kid: Oh, the reason for abortion 9 months before entering the womb.
JL 250: Exactly.
Kid: So what was this Dennis Chevalier???
JL 250: The reason for abortion 8 months, 29 days before entering the womb.
*Rustle Rustle, asshole*
It gives me great pleasure to welcome you to the time-honored and exclusive fraternity which is The Noble Order of the Blue Falcon.
CA-CAW!
CA-CAW!
OUT!
Oh, and Blobfish? How does it feel to fail yet AGAIN? To quote one of my TI’s from my Air Force BMT (20 years ago, damn I’m getting old): Sucks to be you!
I’m sure he can drown his sorrows with a 2 ltr of Dr Pepper and block of well aged processed cheese product.
Dr Pepper and straight cheese? Uck! What a combo.
HEY !!! I sell Wisconsin Cheese. None of these pukes deserve any cheese except the stuff that comes out of a wino’s ass.
For all you’ve done
Unto many decent people
CPO though you’ve never been
Know that we all know
You are deserving of this “honor”
Over and above all others
Under the sea and up to the sky, you rule!
Thanks Jonn and TSO for another great tournament. Birdbrain truly is in a class by himself (and not in a good way). Thanks also to MCPO NYC USN Ret for taking the fight to that retard. From a former SWO I would just lik to add Birdbrain you never have had, or ever will, occupy a seat in the goat locker. You have no honor and are therefore just CHT waiting to be pumped overboard, you freakin’ scupper trout. Here’s hoping in 2015 that birdbrain perfects the process of pissing up a stiff rope.
Fight has not even started yet!
Beat him down Master Blaster!
Master Blaster ruled Barter Town.
USN term of endearment for MCPO is Master Blaster.
Hopefully the fight ends with jackwad being hauled away in zipcuffs, acting as his own attorney, and then ends with an involuntary commitment to the dingus ward.
Come on, props…we don’t want to insult the dinguses like that.
You know, who knew that some photshop chicanery, would lead to such a long and drawn out odyssey of such epic proportions? As has often been stated here, and I think proven beyond a shadow of a doubt by Mr Bernasty, military fakery is ALWAYS just the tip of the iceberg. Congrats asshat, you win the internet this year.
From some Photoshop chicanery, to not a squeaker of a win but a full blown rout. Not even a hanging mailbox door would have changed this.
And to this day, he still has not accomplished a damn thing, using his hands.
Well, that’s done.
Dear Dapper Dan, The Blue Falcon Man:
F.O.A.D.
AW1 Tim, Out.
Let the record show that 100% of Navy AW1’s posting on this milblog are in lockstep agreement. We earned our Aircrew Wings.
And I’d like to add,
E.S.A.B.A.T.M.
AW1Ed,
OUT!
Those of us in the submarine community are in complete agreement with our airdale bretheren.
Bernath never earned ANY warfare pin or designation. Ever. Honorary or otherwise.
The happiest day for anyone in the Navy was the day he got out. Trust me, Dan–it was better for us than for you.
Now get some fucking time on the pond, nub.
^^^ this squared^^^
Nobody likes a Dinq Danny
There is a winner?
I’ll drink to that.
Cheers!
Stay thirsty my friends.
Maybe Dannie-boi will use some of his winnings to buy you a drink for a change . . . .
Just as long as it is not “on the rocks”. That would leave a mark when crashing.
Stay thirsty my friends.
Feel so happy for the win. I bet Round Ranger and cheese lover are going to do another thing like wrestling around for second place…
Congrats, Bernath. I hope you step on a lego.
The only reason I voted for you was so you can say you finally won a tourney of some kind. You can say ‘I won this’ without Stolen Valour. Granted, it’s only pixels on a website – but it’s still a victory. Probably the best you’ll ever get.
I would point out your earned military medals and service, but I suppose you lost the kudos that came with them when you stole valour. I won’t insult the Veteran’s community by associating you with them. When I visualise a Vietnam Veteran, I prefer to visualise Roger Donlon, John McCain, James Stockdale, Chuck Schantag, and R. Lee Ermey. Oh, you say Ermey wore unearned medals whilst filming Full Metal Jacket? Nice try, but that was a theatrical production. No deceptive intent; not stolen valour. Even Scary Kerry and Al Bore stand higher than you.
Good luck, Bernath. Quit suing everyone, settle down with your pensions, and STFU for the rest of your life. I’d say ‘get a job’, but then, I guess you’d just sue whoever hired you.
Happy New Year – no, that’s not sarcasm. I hope you get genuine enjoyment that doesn’t come at another’s expense. The question is, are you capable of that? If not, psychiatric help is available if you need it.
Ta and that,
Semper Idem.
“I hope you step on a lego”
*involuntarily winces
AHGGG!, thanks, now that’s all I’m thinking about.
The only thing that could compare and *might* be worse (recent personal experience here) a pile of plastic S shaped barrel-o-Monkey pieces.
*I’ve found them to be a little more jagged than the Legos.
Congrats to a man who deserves nothing more. A man who that it was Goat Fucker, not Locker. A man who shudders at the sight of shrubbery. A man who… oh nevermind.
Fuck you Bernath. Have a shitty New Year.
Bernath obviously had the loosest two-hole.
Intentionally.
Ass queef.
Commander Phil Monkress (All-Points Logistics) would be proud.
Truly, the crown of turds goes to the true king shit of turd mountain…
This mountain of shit has been built by the lowest of the low heaping piles of shit on top of piles of shit on top of piles of more shit by those that would steal the Valor of those that have truly earned the right to claim it for the most nefarious of reasons, simple selfish greed and avarice…
Fuck you, Birdbath. You suck at every conceivable level of resolution. Zooming in on any part of your life, any part of your worldview, and any of your actions find them exactly as abhorrent as the whole picture.
In this New Year, try to find work befitting a man of your character and talents.
Perhaps as a man of the night in a large animal bordello.
+1; Oscar Wilde would be jealous.
Very befitting. (Beeg smiles)
Hmm. Dannie-boi as an exemplar of sh!tbag-land fractal geometry?
I like that idea. Very apropos. (smile)
‘large animal bordello’???
Damn, HSJ! Can I borrow that?
What an eloquent, resounding smack in the sagging face plate of a plastic-armored wienie biter!
I sincerely hope that you, HSJunior, will evolve into an aggressively literate and exceptionally amusing author of popular literature. Gor for it, HSJ. The world awaits you.
And use a nom de plume. It adds to the mystery and legend.
Go for it. From someone as literate and trained as you, that is a high complement 🙂
What a loser
Daniel-son,
I am so proud, you win big tournament. Oregon much proud of favored son. Now everyone on internet know how Tigard got on map.
By the way, to the good citizens (not Bernasty) in Tigard you better hit the flush lever really quick. Bernasty is a big clogger, I’m sure all of you already know know that. Sorry to see you have such a stolen valor snow flake weird one in your presence.
Wow, Denny can’t even get a decent portion of the vote.
Doubly a loser? Just an unimpressive dick weed?
Once again, Daniel A. Bernath the HUGE SHMENDRICK, I encourage you to PRACTICE COPROPHAGY while we, the People of TAH®™ go on and enjoy life!!
Over! Turd Boy.
Hey John can I donate an ARCOM to awardee. Its current value seems to be worthy of his actions last year.
Only if it’s awarded by an Honorary Lt Gen and an Honorary Sec.Def.
Only if it’s an Honorary ARCOM, too.
Of the few prayers through out last year, this is one that came true. Love it! Now, if my prayers for our Master chief’s success in court come true, I may have to shave my head bald and become an old monk.
*rustle rustle*, Bernath…*hahaha*
Congrats to the loser…I mean winner. The only contest where winning requires you to be a complete loser.
I hope the honorable PO John Sheppard is reveling in Birdbath’s ascendancy to the throne of King of Stolen Valor for 2014.
Sorry to see that Church didnt make it, but he was beat out by a bigger POS. Birdbath, may 2015 find you in solitary with Bubba …
Poor Bubba…but sometimes desperate times call for desperate action.
Birdbath is like an everlasting gobstopper, the suck just goes on forever.
You guys have made my day. This is the funniest thing I’ve read on the Internet in a very long time.
It is also one of the most INTERESTING topics on the whole goldang WWW.
Continue mission!
Hmm. Now, that’s interesting.
Can’t say I’m surprised, though.
Alert the media!
You do realize that he will be characterize this as a “Lifetime Special Achievement Award” bestowed on him by a nationwide organization of Veterans, right?
Ka-Boom! Very, very good. Care to update my resume? Seriously, that’s worthy of MadMen…
Bernath–when one person calls you an asshole, you can sometimes write that off as a personality conflict or even attribute it to them being an asshole.
When EVERYONE thinks you’re an asshole, time for a bit of introspection.
But judging how you’re going after Senior Chief Shipley the past few days, you’re not going to slow down until you hit the wall at full speed. And knowing that your final situation will be one entirely of your own making gives me pleasure knowing I’ll get to watch the slow-motion train wreck that is your life.
Rustle, rustle, bitch.
He’s going full turbo at being as idiotic as he can, he refuses to acknowledge the wall in front of him, thinking he can intimidate it out of his way with another imbecilic excuse of a lawsuit!! I used to pity that fart pickle-sniffing dingleberry of an ass muffin, but. Ow I’m going to laugh along with everyone else when he has his final crash and burn!!
Practice coprophagy, Daniel A. Bernath!!!
I still think he. We’d to be remembered as “COPROPHYTE ONE”, Google it!!
Did anyone not see this coming?
Sadly, honestly, Jabatam…I was hoping for a tie, that way they get what they are worth..
Half an ass each.
I still think Den Chevy is afraid to come down Texas Highway 80 to meet some real veterans.
Maybe because Bernuts might fall out of the sky after running out of gas again.
It couldn’t have been earned by a more deserving individual.
oh yea…
over.
Once again, “Heavy Hollywood” Denny H. Chevalier takes sloppy second! No valor thief could dethrone the mighty Dry Fuel Tanks Catheter Addict Daniel A. Bernath, who never was, nor ever will be a CPO in any capacity.
Hey, Bernasty Birdbath: Congrats on your awesome victory! May your catheter always be clogged, and your wing tanks empty.
So, sue me, douchebag!
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I would like to get this message out to the distinguished gentlemen, one residing on Wilson Lane in Bethesda and the other who likes to park his aircraft on farmer’s properties.
Get this through your thick skulls. I am not a film maker. My screen name on this blog is not based on my real name. I am sure that you spend enough time on this blog trying to read the tea leaves to figure out who really are. Time and again on this blog I have commented that Hack Stone is the name of a character in a no budget action adventure film. The person that you are harassing under the mistaken impression that you believe to be me appears to be a German immigrant. As far as I know, he has never been on this site, but whether or not that he has, I am the only one successfully posting under the name Hack Stone. Of course, Paul has attempted to post death threats to Paul Wickre under the name Havk Stone, but being the genius that he is, he hasn’t figured out that IP thing yet. Once again, in your half-assed attempts to intimidate us, your are harassing the wrong person. Of course, I wouldn’t expect anything better from a couple of idiots that can’t read a fuel gauge or know when to stop taking the hit for his ex-boyfriend/love of his life.
I read through some of the posts on the pilot web site where he talked about the dog rescue/delivery…he was even a douche there. Referring to a mother as a MILF (Although I confess to doing the same thing, although not on a chat board…and does he expect that top be taken as a compliment? That a dork like him wants to sleep with some random mom?) to arguing with other pilot types and talking about abusing/traumatizing a dog about to be adopted with duct tape? What a fucking clown…well won Bernath you ass munch.
Birdbath is probably one of the biggest pieces of shit I have ever had the displeasure of hearing about.
I do think the name blue falcon award is a bit off for this tournament, as the vast majority of these ass-lords were never a buddy to anyone in the first place
The bestthing that coud happen this year is for Birdbath to pop a blood vessel in public( preferably after he has lost his ass in court) and expire after a few months of total helplessness in a nursing home, unable to do anything other than blink his eyes, shit him self and feel the shingles and bedsores cosume his flesh
Next year’s tourney coud be refered to as the Birdbath Bernath Ass-lord Tourney.
Bernath is looking strong to repeat.
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