John Adam Vanous; Phony SEAL arrested for soliciting children

| December 30, 2014

John Adam Vanous

Mary sends us a link to an article about this John Adam Vanous who was arrested for soliciting Bellmead, Texas detectives who were posing as a 13-year-old girl;

During the conversation, Vanous claimed he was a former Navy Seal receiving a Medal of Honor and Purple Heart. This information was later proved to be false and that he had never even been in the military.

On December 26, Vanous agreed to meet at a local business in Bellmead. Police say that he thought he was meeting the 13-year-old female for sexual intercourse.

When Vanous arrived to the location, police quickly arrested him. He was was charged with Online Solicitation of a Minor.

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rb325th

Normally I would be pissed off as hell just at the claims of being a SEAL, and the MOH and Purple heart too?
On another level though, soliciting what he thought was a 13 year old girl for sex just has me wanting to have some quality alone time with the sick son of a bitch. Just me, him, a blow torch, and a few other implements of destruction.

Hondo

Don’t think you need to worry too much about that, rb325th. If he ever ends up in the Gen Pop at whichever prison he does time . . . he won’t enjoy the experience.

Inmates have little sisters and kids, too.

rb325th

I know. Skinners don’t have a great life expectancy in general population.

B Woodman

I can just hear Bubba and Thor now, “Ain’t he got a purdy mouth?”

CWORet

yezzer. that’s a reel purty mouth right there…

NHSparky

Yeah, cause SEALs have so much trouble finding women they have to hit on girls younger than my daughter.

He’ll be prison currency for the next 20-40 years. This makes me smile.

A Proud Infidel®™

He’s probably already the “property” of Bubba & Thor, and yes, prison inmates do all they can to make life a triple HELL for ticklemonsters like that POS! Lifers will kill one without a second thought if they get near a roach turd like that snot smear!!

AW1Ed

One of my son’s peers growing up here in SoMD was a bad seed. All the parents knew he was trouble, and he was well acquainted with the local constabulary. Time goes on, and he is arrested at age 32 for kiddie porn and sexual relations with minors, and is sentenced to 20 years in the State pen.

He lasted 18 months. AMF.

Climb to Glory

This dude is toast.

Ex-PH2

++1

Brief, concise, to the point.

Carry on.

Jon The Mechanic

He needs to do us all a favor and gargle a mixture of glass and sulfuric acid.

Ann Potter Masters

He’s very suicidal anyways, if he hasn’t already killed himself, he will first chance he gets. But then again I think he’s a scared pussy when it comes to taking his own life. He’s talked about it and threatened it all his life. He was put into a state hospital when he was 5. They released him to his own custody at 18. Told him he’d be fine, just stay on your meds. He dropped his meds for weed. He would get up in the middle of the night at age 4 telling his mother and aunt that they must die because the voices tell him so. He is seriously mentally fucked up. I caught him trying to burn the house down in the night. He just couldn’t get the matches lit.

GDContractor

Bernath is a fake SEAL. Just sayin.

Pinto Nag

Tree.
Rope.
Shitbag.

Some assembly required.

A Proud Infidel®™

Or as i prefer to say it:

1. Rope.
2. Tree (or gallows).
3. Pedophile.

Some assembly required.

B Woodman

The third step could also be “Politician”. Just sayin’.

3E9

Scratch one shitbag.

Flagwaver

It’s the internet.

A place where the men are real men, the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.

Mark Lauer

That expression on his face is the same one he’s gonna have when Bubba, Elijah X, and the rest of the boys in Cell Block C get started on him.

Green Thumb

Fucking ticklemonster.

C2Show

Got him on a TCAP like sting…ouch

nbcguy54

Dare I say it:

Splash.
Out.

hee-hee