Michael Schuette; appendage envy
Folks have been sending me this screen shot of a rant that a fellow by the name of Michael Schuette in Alabama posted to social media;
I really don’t care if Michael or anyone else thinks I’m a hero, I’m in complete agreement with them in that regard. And I’ve said as much consistently. I don’t even know where these people get the idea that we think we’re heroes. No one here has said it. I’ve never heard a veteran or active duty member of the military call themselves heroes – even real heroes deny that they’re heroes, so I know the stank-ass hippies who like to proclaim that we’re not heroes actually wish they could be heroes, or they wish that the American people have the same admiration for them that they have for the military…penis envy, if you will.
What I do take exception with is the other generalizations to which Michael subscribes. I haven’t “terrorized” any countries – I terrorized a lot of privates, though. “Corporate interests”? Really? Michael owns a business, so I guess I fought for his “corporate interests” too – helping to secure a safe and profitable environment in which he can operate his corporate interests. His business is buying and selling firearms, according to Yellow Hammer, so I guess he’s on someone’s list of “corporate interests” that run counter to good liberal citizenship.
He lists a few occupations that he considers “heroes” (notice that he doesn’t mention LEOs – probably some of his clients), but he adds in ACLU lawyers, so that tells us something about his politics.
Anyway, he realized how his rant may be costing him business;
Funny how, when folks vote with their wallets, it has an impact in the real world. Then, of course, being the little weasel that he is, Michael goes for the sympathy defense;
You have guns, right, Mike? What’s a few death threats? But I think he’s making the threats up out of whole cloth. Yes, you have a right to express your opinion on the internet, but, when you do, the people who disagree have the same right to express their opinions to you. When you decide that expressing your ill-considered opinion about veterans on Veterans’ Day, expect a loud response. Rants don’t happen in a vacuum on social media.
Category: Veterans Issues
I see he’s choking on the bucket of hot soup that he was provided and that he doesn’t appreciate the vigorous slapping on the back that we’re all giving him to try to help him out and also let him know he’s appreciated
/sarc off.
Thumb, I need an ice cream sandwich, STAT!
Dammit! We’re losing him! Where’s that Ice Cream Sandwich!
This assclown needs a very large and very cold ice cream sandwich served very frozen and hard with much enthusiasm.
What he needs, badly, is someone’s size 18 boot inserted with force into his anal orifice, and a subsequent high velocity trip to the other end of the street.
Or I can just knee him in the nuts.
Ex-,Size 18? Weak sauce(smile). How about Bob Lanier’s size 22? I,m sure he could find the appropriate hydraulic “Piston” to launch him from Alabama to Gitmo.
Think You Will Find This Piece Of Shit With Any Balls. DK UNITED STATES NAVY 64-67 PART TIME BROWN WATER. ALL THOSE THAT MADE IT BACK ARE HEROES, BROTHERS THAT DIDN’T ARE HEROES ( REAL HEROES ) BLESSED MAY THEY BE. I SALUTE YOU ONE AND ALL
Apparently he’s received so many hearty handshakes that his hand has turned blue.
There is a cost to the freedom you enjoy. You just found out one of them, slick!
How about this you turd burglar: GFY. If you don’t want to face the consequences of your freedom of speech that none of us fought for you to have then STFU. My God the ignorance and now the please stop saying mean things to my wife. You are a pathetic piece of shit and if your wife is stupid enough to endorse your ideas and stay with you then both of you can go voice your fucking opinions in North Korea, Iraq, Afghanistan or numerous other places we never fought for your freedom in. You are a prime example of everything that is wrong with our country. You need to dry up like a big pile of dogshit and blow away in the wind.
I rather slap him than Kardashian’s greasey booty!! And I really want to slap her booty!
Dear Dumbass,
Rant come back to bite you in the ass? Always remember, Karma has everybody’s address and PII.
Furthermore, you are right, veterans don’t ‘fight’ for you rights (that on you according to the Beastie Boys). What veterans have done guarantees that your rights will continue. The simple fact that the military exists guarantees that you will be free to exercise your rights (which in fact are NOT granted by the Constitution, look it up) without outside infringement. It’s up to you (and me and everyone else in the country) to ensure that these rights are not infringed up internally.
So the military (which is made up of pre-veterans) will continue to defend your right. Protecting your stupid ass physically is another story. That’s on you.
Sincerely,
A Veteran.
Stacy0311…”Always remember, Karma has everybody’s address and PII.” I like that. May I use it please?
but of course.
The Irrevocable Law of Unintended Consequences has just been invoked on your sorry ass.
If the words are too big or confusing for your stupid (you can correct ignorance. you can’t fix stupid) brain, then ask a veteran to explain ’em to you. That is, if you can even comprehend.
“PLEASE STOP THREATENING MY FAMILY” he wrote. Really? People are threatening his family? I will believe that when the threats are officially reported by this clown to the police, they are investigated, and there is a conclusion drawn by police that crimes have been committed. Until that happens, he shall remain a Deep Dixie Shit Pickle.
Given some of his other posts about the police, he’s not going to call them for anything
And I’m guessing if he did call them, they’d show up at his house with a bodybag and wait until everyone was done to do the report.
Sounds to me like he should have spent his Veterans Day doing something more constructive, like beatin’ off to animal porn in his basement rather than telling Veterans that they are not heroes, which we have never claimed to be.
Word around the campfire says he is a convicted felon. I can’t find where he was convicted but I did find where he was charged with a felony. My question is; if he is a convicted felon, how is he dealing in firearms? Can anyone shed some light on this?
Some felons can petition to have certain rights restored such as possessing a firearm provided that conditions have been met. Most importantly is the type of felony offense that was committed. Being charged with a felony does not usually result in permanent
loss of right to possess or own a firearm.
His wife probably has all of the FFL paperwork in her name. Doesn’t mean he can be in possession of a weapon but that would explain the business part of it.
EODJay are you AF EOD?
Negative. I was Army EOD.
Copy; thought I might have known you. Disregard
The same way that disgraced lawyers out West do it. They put it all in their wife’s name and get listed as an “employee” in their wife’s “business”.
He does reference his “wife’s” business being hurt, so I’m guessing its all in her name.
Plus, if she’s a Native American, she gets extra bennies and tax breaks, so that would be another reason to put it in her name.
I know a friend at Bragg who did a small business in his wife’s name because she was Dakota and because of all the extras that she got for “owning” the business.
Lakota I meant. Though I could be wrong, was a while back.
‘Sorry’ doesn’t cut it, Michael. You need to go unfuck yourself. Or better yet — why don’t you enlist, you useless piece of shit, and let a trained professional help you with that process.
Aw hell naw! Why would you send this bag of dicks our way? What have we done to deserve that? Whatever it is, I am sorry but please, please don’t send this shitlord to infect our ranks!
🙂
I was thinking it would be the same process as turning manure into fertilizer — it’s still shit, but at least it’s been made good for something.
I was thinking a moving target for sniper training. Something like that.
Maybe we can use him for a door when we practice breaching!
THAT’S THE SPIRIT!!! 😀
Well being able to say stupid shit is what makes this country great, people threatening to kill you for saying stupid shit is pretty fucked up though and anybody finding his speech so offensive they want to kill his wife ought to find their way into a jail cell real soon where they can rage against the bars as much as they like.
He wrote idiotic stuff, schooling him on the idea that the stuff he wrote is inaccurate and full of mistruth and misunderstanding is appropriate. Anything else, not so much.
The sad part about the internet, in addition to your stupidity being available forever, is the anonymity allows assclowns to threaten people over their words.
My opinions, your opinions, Michael Schuette’s opinions are all views that we are allowed to have, free speech isn’t just about protecting the folks who like to blow smoke up your ass and tell you the sun is shining out of your sphincter, it’s for people like Schuette whose speech is detestable and idiotic at every level.
I hope Mr. Schuette gets to think about how stupid his words are, and how inappropriate his comments were on Tuesday and I certainly hope he meets some veterans who let him see what the reality is regarding military service. I also hope if people are threatening his family they are arrested and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
As noted above, VOV: I’ll believe a death threat actually has been made if and when LE gets involved. Until then, I put that claim in the “I want sympathy” category.
If he wants sympathy after that, for my money he can look in the dictionary between manure and venereal disease until he finds same.
Makes me wonder if Mikey here has a propensity to call police when his bushes rustle.
Word of advice, Mikey–hold off on those sport pilot lessons for a while.
AT LEAST until he learns how to check fuel tanks before takeoff!!
NO Military person I have EVAAAH known has described him/herself as a Hero. Not one…to a one, they have all insisted that they are not Heroes, and typically “just doing my job”. Part of that job is ensuring the freedoms of speech which allow guys like this to feel the consequences of THEIR free speech..
Oh the ironies.
I know of a couple. One runs around in a purple clown jumpsuit and types like a 13-year old girl.
Take from that what you will.
The heroes are the ones buried at Arlington, Normandy, the Punchbowl, and elsewhere. The heroes are the Gold Star mothers out there who buried their kids and were proud of what they did for their country. The heroes are those who come back from war-zones mangled and physically broken, but with the attitude “tis but a flesh wound”, and show the rest of us the meaning of “true grit”.
All of which Alabama Asshole knows nothing about.
Can’t remember what movie/documentary that the following was from but its about the same that my grandfather and father told me and what I tell my kids when asked: “Were you a hero during the war?”
Answer:”Nope, I was just doing my job, but I served with some.”
That was Dick Winters in Band of Brothers.
Such a great quote, here’s Major Winters saying it in “Band of Brothers” (sorry for the poor quality):
Interesting that he prefaces it with “annual” rant.
Guess this year someone actually looked at it.
His next post will be SWM looking for a new wife.
Maybe he can get advice on how to meet his next wife from that world-renowned relationship expert, Dr. Dennis Chevalier. I would add all of the acronyms that he puts after his name but I’m pretty sure Jonn has a character limit on posts.
I for one wish no PHYSICAL harm to come to him or to his family. However, financial and psychological harm? Well, that’s another matter entirely. If he sells firearms, he should realize that his target audience has a slightly different take on military and veterans. It’s all about knowing your audience and if he couldn’t figure that out prior to this, he’s getting a crash course in it now.
LT…You nailed it Sir! Sounds like someone didn’t pay attention in Marketing 101.
Well, due to social media, the dickless wonders are coming out of the woodwork this year to disparage military service. Hope that works out well for all of you jackwagons.
I will remember your words next time I visit Arlington and talk to my buddies who are laying at rest there. And how much I wish they were still above ground so we could drink a beer and laugh at how pitiful you fuckers are.
Ya know what really pisses me off about these assholes? When they pronounce us as “victims”. I’m not a victim you jackwagon! Just because you’re some sanctimonious asshole who is afflicted with Jon Kery (misspelled on purpose) disease doesn’t give you the authority to deem us as “victims”. If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn’t have made such stupid comments, which have affected your income. You are a moron and I’m not a victim that needs or requests your help.
To sum it up in as few words as possible, Mikey:
You should have been a blowjob.
If that POS had been a blowjob, he would have been all teeth….
I don’t wish the man any harm. However, I have grave doubts that he harbors the same tender thoughts toward the men and women who serve. Our enemies aren’t stupid — who would they turn to here for aid and support in their plans to harm our soldiers, if not maladjusted people like this who rage against them in public forums? I doubt this man would have the conscience, willpower, or sense to realize if he were being used and manipulated, and it’s entirely possible that if a jihadist appealed to his weak nature, he could be turned and used as a weapon. It seems to me, from what he said, that he has already bought into the foundation of a set of beliefs that could make him dangerous.
When your car starts to drift off the road, you don’t wait until you’re in the ditch to correct its course. This man is in desperate need of correction — verbal, if no other kind.
An excellent rebuttal to this j-hole can be found here:
http://geekalabama.com/2014/11/12/an-open-letter-to-michael-schuette-and-people-who-hate-veterans/
Hondo,
That’s all good and well but that frecking website hurt worse that Geocities.
“Than”
Yeah, its like 1970’s wallpaper. Eesh.
Maybe Schuette should read this and STFU.
http://www.blackfive.net/main/2014/11/my-address-to-a-middle-school-class-on-veterans-day-2014.html
well it looks like he is up to his ass in alligators and wearing raw meat underwear,
He fucked himself and just keeps shoving it in deeper while complaining about how fucked he is
Oh, and Schuette? What 3E9 says in his oldest comment above perfectly sums up my thoughts regarding you and your asinine comment.
Just as soon as someone can acquire the police report on the alleged threats to his family, please let us know. My guess is that he doesn’t want to add a false report charge to his self-induced headaches. But do let is know.
Typical lefty. His business plan appears to be: Insult my customer base and get my feelings hurt when they go elsewhere to do business.
Oh, well. His opinion has no impact on my life whatever, except that he gives me a good laugh. The willfully clueless are always good for a that.
Okay, Mikey. I’m a non-veteran firefighter and I take issue with your cute little rant. First, I am not a hero, I get really uncomfortable when people say that I am, and I get downright offended when an asshole like you tries to use me as a proverbial club with which to browbeat veterans. They volunteered to do all kinds of jobs that are much more dangerous, more physically demanding, and more emotionally straining than mine ever could be.
Second, enough with the “corporate war” horseshit, okay? We’ve heard it all, disproven it all, and we’re sick of it. Hey, if we don’t buy it from George fucking Clooney, who despite being an elitist asshole is relatively relatively handsome and can actually make an entertaining movie when he’s not trying to tell us all how much smarter than we are he thinks he is, what makes you think we’ll buy the same crap from your ugly ass?
Finally, did you really just group me with the fucking ACLU? Seriously, motherfucker? You have such a high opinion of my profession that you put us on a pedestal right next to the cocksuckers who try to defend pedophiles? FUCK. YOU. SIDEWAYS. TO DEATH. Really. The ACLU. Who claim that child porn, voter intimidation, and other similar filth are protected by the 1st Amendment. Ya know, I’m pro-life, but still, FUCK YOUR MOTHER FOR NOT YANKING YOU OUT WITH A COAT HANGER WHEN SHE HAD THE CHANCE!!
You claim to be a gun guy. Let me guess, your favorite pistol is a piece of shit Desert Eagle in .50AE, isn’t it? Sure, it’s a jam-o-matic, breaks constantly, weighs more than most rifles, and costs more than my truck, but I’ll bet it takes your little mall-ninja mind off the fact that your wife giggles every time you drop trou. Fuck you, Mikey. I really can’t emphasize that part enough. FUCK YOU!!!
And in case you didn’t understand what The Other Whitey was trying to say:
FUCK YOU A WHOLE BUNCH!
From a veteran and a former civilian Police Officer.
Cheers bitch
Lemmie let Cee Lo Green cover this for me.
I would like to add to this a very hearty FUCK YOU, Mickey, you God Damn cum stain on the underwear of life. FUCK YOU HARD AND DRY!
Hey Michael Schuette, GOOD LUCK stating in the firearms business in Alabama after saying that, SHIT-FOR-BRAINS!! I’ve boycotted a couple of gun stores for a helluva lot less, and remember that the internet is forever, o little candyassed cream puff of a brain-damaged buck-toothed Swamp Donkey!!
Word is that Michael Schuette is one of those militia whackjobs. I get the feeling he tried to enlist and failed or didn’t want to put his ass on the line, or he was one of those assholes who made fun of those of us who served. Now that the military is popular, he’s regretting his lack of service and rants out of jealousy.
That’s an interesting observation i.e. “Now that the military is popular”.
When I joined, it wasn’t. I didn’t join for popularity or cruising for a free meal, or drink, later in life while wearing a jacked up uniform and telling tall tales of daring-do, like some of these fucking posers do. I wasn’t a victim of the eeeeeevil military industrial complex, or for eeeeeevil corporations, like numbnuts thinks, either.
This may seem odd to others but I joined (and Jonn did too) when the US military was probably the most reviled it has ever been. People didn’t respect a person for enlisting back then. They wondered what the hell was wrong with us. Draft card burnings. Anti-war rallies. Student sit-ins. Chants of “Hell no, we won’t go!” Guys like this puke seemed to be everywhere. It can happen again. Keep the circle tight.
I first enlisted in the late 70s. I remember how reviled the military was back then. No one wanted to enlist and made fun of those who did. Now that the military is respected again and the troops receive accolades by the public, those who didn’t join, those who made fun of the military are wishing they had. The honest ones will admit it with regret. The dishonest ones, who this Michael Schuette appear to be, are jealous and hateful of the attention and accolades heaped upon the troops. So they act out like spoiled children, throwing a tantrum and attempting to denigrate service members. Just my observation.
I enlisted in the Navy in 1975 for four years to get the $2500 bonus so I could pay for the 1967 Nova SS I wanted. The other 32 and a half years, well, I just kinda liked it and stuck around.
Those same douchenuggets that thought I was an idiot for going into the military are now bitter, envious, old douchenuggets who don’t think I deserve my retirement.
Well, fuck ’em all.
I signed my papers the night that the U.S. found what and where an Ia Drang Valley was. Not exactly a popular thing to do at the time.
My dad lost a friend that week, when a good friend of his said he’d tell his son to go to Canada, rather than get drafted or enlist. My dad, God rest his soul, told him that they would never speak again, and they didn’t.
UpNorth……May 1970, playing baseball in college, having the time of my life. My draft notice arrives. I’m not real happy about it. I’m thinking alternative choices if you know what I mean.
My dad, a WWII vet told me, go or you will regret it the rest of your life. He was right, best advise he ever gave me. I went, I served. Made me a better person.
I really hope someone is getting his records. My money is on him being a military failure and can’t seem to get rid of the butt hurt from it.
Be happy to file a FOIA on the tool. Need full name (first/middle/last) plus DOB plus POB for good chance at a records “hit”, though. SSN also works in lieu of DOB and POB.
If anyone has/can get that info, pass it to me thru Jonn.
Trashing veterans while running a firearms business in Alabama? I find that deliciously and karmaliciously funny…
Worse still, Anniston Alabama. Isn’t that where Fort McClellan is? I mean, I know it’s not an active duty post, but I know the National Guard uses it for OCS, among other things. Yeah, showing your ass like this in a military town, stupidity epitomized!
Yep, that’s where McClellan used to be. I did basic and MP school there. The chemical school used to be there also. They moved both to Ft. Leonard Wood, MO.
What a little dickmunch.
I love how he’s not even a big man on the internet. Like that’s the one place where you’d expect people to even *pretend* (let’s face it, Wittgenfeld wouldn’t be half as brave in person, nor would Bernath) to have brass ones, and he cuts and runs.
Not only is this douchefuck a jerk and completely unaware of what it means to volunteer to serve one’s country (hint, assnugget: it doesn’t mean we want to be seen as heroes), but he’s also a whining dick socket and an illiterate fuck weasel. I was cringing reading that shit!
GRAMMAR CALLED. She wants you to suck her clit, motherfucker.
Nicki, your last two sentences are classic, they will be stolen.
That was awesome.
Now that’s how you cut someone down with the artful use of profanity. I think I may have to add a few phrases to my list for future use.
Would it be safe to assume that his gun shop does not offer military discounts?
His old lady does!*
*apologies to Clint Eastwood.
I have a feeling that his store is about to become as busy as a Veterans For Hiilary rally. Maybe sales will pick up for National Small Business Day.
I love how he claims to have his own personal FIB and AFT agent.
Friggan auto correct. You guys/gals know what I mean.
The things I’ve seen others claim in regards to Stolen Valor the past few years, I wouldn’t be surprised if he did in fact claim to have FIB and AFT agents…
Looks like this turd burgler shut down his facebook page. he should have listened to mom and remembered if you cant say something nice, say nothing at all…
Off-topic, but here’s one from the WTF?! file:
http://weaselzippers.us/205333-discharge-pending-for-combat-pilot-who-tried-to-stop-lesbian-officers-make-out-session/
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/nov/12/discharge-pending-combat-pilot-who-tried-halt-lesb/
I shake my head at a business owner playing the “Corporations” card. I mean really.
I’ve tried to get hipsters to comprehend the irony when they try to play the “Occupy Wall St” and “Corporations are evil” cards.
Really? You don’t like corporations? “Yeah man, they suck. Hang on, I have to send a tweet from my iPhone real quick.”
You have an iPhone, but you hate corporations? “What do you mean? Apple rocks!”
…….
I’m guessing he believed the very old phrase “no publicity is bad” which doesn’t work out so well these days in the information and internet age. He expected to get an influx of business because of it and that backfired, big time.
Yes indeed. I so love a happy ending!
He’s also using Hunter S. Thompson’s quote “I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, or violence…” without due credit, BTW, I think H.S. Thompson was a grade AAA Asswipe as well!
Yeah, but at least Hunter S. Thompson was funny.
Wait, what? He was trying to be serious? Damn, I misread that.
Well, being an arms dealer, certainly he knows the price of a 5.56. Ranting like that has a bad habit of taking your overall worth below the cost of that round.