Letters from Bernath, homophobe edition
Always nice to hear from a friend:
Counselor:
As a further sign that I wish to meet and confer to resolve all differences short of litigation; I know that being an open homosexual is now considered to be a great thing, with open homosexuals serving in the US Army and Navy. So, your “coming out” really can’t be considered a bad thing, right?I also want to tell you how “brave” you are for coming out and I am sure that all your colleagues (esp. the lesbians Valkarie and Ex PH2) will stand with you firmly, like a ramrod crossing shit river.
Daniel A. Bernath
Attorney at Law
I totally get why he thinks I am gay. I dress superfluously and flamboyantly. In fact, Joan Rivers once said that I do more for her in my Patriots hoodie than any other man has done for her since 1927. I get it. Look, I am a sexy man, there is no escaping that fact. When Bernath sees pictures of me, I don’t doubt he feels a stirring in his loins. I’m his Tom Brady.
The problem is, I am happily married. To a woman. So I just don’t see it working out between Dan and I. However, I really hope he does find the courage to come out himself. As he says, I have NO PROBLEM with gays at all. Heck, I even saw a gay midget dancing to Copa Cabana a few weeks ago, and it was one of the highlights of my life. Any of you on my Facebook know that to be true. It was a thing of sublime beauty.
But Dan is trying so hard to fight off the gay. Like Jacob wresting the Angel, poor Dan is being held down by his homosexual latencies. Which got me thinking, would Dan actually make a good gay?
I report, you decide:
Push play for the music as you peruse Dannie-Boi’s pictures.
Dan could live his dream of being bathed by men.
Or be a unicorn.
He and Richard Simmons could hawk Obamacare together.
He could finally start dating Johnny Weir.
He could march in the Phony CPO Pride Parade.
Heck, he could even create his own video game.
You’ll never convince anyone that you aren’t, as Ace of Spades would artfully state it, “a pack a day smoker of the cock.” So you might as well set yourself free Dan. You’ll feel better about yourself.
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Category: "Teh Stoopid", "The Floggings Will Continue Until Morale Improves", Bernath, Blue Falcons
When someone like Twist says not to google lemon party, what do you do? You stop and think, “Of course he wants us to google lemon party. That’s why he’s saying not to do it.” Then a comment or two after Twist’s, Nicki says, “I googled it once. I will NEVER make the same mistake again. EVER!” One warns not to look. The other damn near insists not to look. Well, that sealed it for me. I mean, what can be so bad about a lemon party? Might even be fun! That was 15 minutes ago, right before I googled it and selected the first link. My clothes smell of vomitus. And I am ruined.
This is Bernath’s very own “Crisco Party”.
I have no damned curiosity to even open that Pandora’s Box. I will take your word for it.
Air Cav: It is THAT bad? Sheesh.
Be right back.
Oh ‘god, Oh M’god. I had difficulty deciding which of two of those guys looked most like Daniel A. Bernath. I wonder if he got paid sufficiently for his part in the photo or if he signed a release for it.
In such situations, the website “Know Your Meme” is worth consulting. They often have written descriptions of such, um, “different” shock websites/terms/activities.
That site has saved me from losing breakfast/lunch/dinner via viewing a site I really didn’t want to view a few times – this being one of them.
Sometimes a short description is worth far more than a picture. (smile)
The temptation was there to search out of morbid curiosity, however since I am at work and our firewall would probably begin to freak out over the google results alone I decided not to.
I will take everyones word for it that it is vile and disgusting.
Obvious question: WHY did you look in the first place?
Someone says “DON’T”, so right away, you DO?
Dan-Dan the gay man reminds me more of “Goatsy” than Lemon party. I mean I doubt he could find the friends to party with, but I bet he can get his head up his asshole.
Warning! Do not Google goatsy while eating drinking or while kids are anywhere in a 10 mile radius!
Danny-boi couldn’t get laid in a prison with a fistful of pardons and a carton of smokes.
And for the record, the prison could be either men’s or women’s.
Classic. Just classic.
Sources in Tigard, OR say Birmbutt has (allegedly) left their fair community en-route to Bangkok, Thailand. He (allegedly) smells the settlement of a lifetime! Six Thai families who lost their six respective bread winner, scrap metal collector, head of households, want to sue the seventh family. Because: The seventh bread winner (torch expert) scrap collector: “to wit, blew all the profits away!”
He’s prepping his assless pink chaps for the next White Party in PDX!!!
Maybe Michael Yon can give him pointers.
I think…..a small piece of my brain just got broken.
No human being should have to see that before morning coffee…..ever.
“No human being should have to see that … ever.”
There, fixed it for you. 🙂
I guess Bernath forgot the basics; never go into a war of wits unarmed.
So sorry I missed this yesterday. But I have to wonder, are EX-Ph2 and I gay together or just gay? Also my husband is quite upset to know all this gaying I’m doing is going on and he’s not allowed to video it.
Dan-Dan the gay man, my new name for him, is just upset I refused to loan him a dress.
I don’t know, Valkyrie. I’m mystified AS TO how to go about this whole lesbian thing. Prous said something about flannel shirts and steel-toed boots, but I am NOT giving up my broomstick skirts, my dangly earrings, or my seersucker blouses and cropped pants for summer. Not gonna happen.
Not giving up hankering after mens, either. 😛
Can I still wear thongs with my flannel? Maybe flannel thongs?
Valkyrie, there are SO many jokes in that.
Next time, please post a spew alert!
Willam wrote this song just for Dan-Dan the gay man!
Boy Is A Bottom: http://youtu.be/s0kqobQRcUo
I think that this song may be on Danny-boi’s iPod Top 25 playlist:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
Bet that he ranks it as “two snaps up with a twist!!!”
I must agree! Haha!
Bernath’s most famous movie line:
“I wish I knew how to quit you!”
That one Photoshop you forgot, TSO.
He’s not gay! He just has persistent sore throats that he treats with salt water or semen. Mostly the semen.
****SPEW ALERT!!!****
****SPEW ALERT!!!***
I’m sure THIS is Bernath’s passion:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/3992909/my-filthy-little-pony
*AHEM!*
VERY NSFW!!
Daniel Bernath updated his blog a little.
First things first, you can’t blame other people for the decision of the people that committed suicide. They made that decision. So, your attempts to pass this to Mark Seavey and the American Legion doesn’t pass muster.
Second, you insinuate that the one veteran that committed suicide did so because TAH went after him. A check of this veteran’s record showed that he claimed doing things that he never did. His records indicated otherwise. The TAH community pointed this difference out.
Again, that veteran made the decision to end his life, nobody forced him to do it. It’s like that Ike Densmore (sp) guy. He made the decision to end his life after he got exposed as a phony SEAL.
Your attempt to tie the veteran suicide rate to TAH is nothing but inductive fallacy. Nobody here has blood on their hands per your insinuation.
Nice try, but you know as well as we know that you never were a honorary CPO. If you feel that you rated that title, you need to show documentation from those that you think “assigned” that title to you… this includes names of the people that others could contact to verify your claims.
So far, we have responses from those who would know about the honorary chief photographer’s mate process. Their comments counter your claims. You haven’t provided us with proof that you were given that title.
You owe the CPO community an apology for trying to claim to be one of them. Be proud that you reached PO2 when you were in.
He added more:
Daniel A. Bernath
Lawyer
4600 Summerlin
Suite C-2 #249
Ft Myers Florida 33919
15532 sw Pacific C1B #404, Tigard OR 97224
503 367 4204
Thursday, April 03, 2014
American Legion Commander
Indianapolis, Indiana
Dear Commander:
I am a member of the American Legion having been an in theatre Vietnam War Veteran (for two tours) and also having been awarded the Armed Forces Expeditionary Medal along with other such medals and awards.
American Legion lawyer Mark Seavey has created, at the American Legion headquarters, a website that puts my picture above the heads, in a Photoshop technique, of active male homosexuals engaged in homosexual acts (attached). http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=41905
Homosexuals are of course Americans too and they have their rights. One of those rights is to not show sex acts in public. Therefore, Mark Seavey is accusing me of breaking the law and he is doing this defamation in the name of the American Legion.
I however am not a homosexual and as a member of the American Legion am at a loss as to why you permit Mark Seavey, to use American Legion facilities and his wage-time to attack an American Legion member-myself.
I demand that you have Mark Seavey explain to me and you to as American Legion members, why he is using our dues money and contribution money to terrorize American Legion members…from the American Legion Headquarters.
I wish to purchase the mailing list or have it provided to me for free so that I may ask the rest of the American Legion membership if this is the direction that you as Commander should be taking our fine patriotic organization.
Daniel A. Bernath
Member American Legion
Saved to file BTW
WOW, for someone that has outright called Mark and a few others Child Molesters, he sure as hell can’t handle it when he is parodied as a fag. Damn DanDan, you can dish it out, but you sure can’t take it.
having been an in theatre Vietnam War Veteran (for two tours) and also having been awarded the Armed Forces Expeditionary Medal along with other such medals and awards.
Daniel-san, you were on an aircraft carrier. Why are you trying to make it sound like you were in the jungle? More lies by omission.
I’ve got an Armed Forces Expeditionary Medal too. For being “in theater” in the Persian Gulf…on a ship. You don’t see me jumping up and down going “look at me”.
Do you want to know why? It’s because of a little thing called respect.
Respect for all of those in all of the branches of service who actually had boots on the ground.
I have no respect for you because you’re trying to make it sound like you had boots on the ground.
FYVM Bernath.
Exactly Chief. He cries, pisses and moans about being some kind of “in theater” Vietnam Vet when he most likely was barely able to make out the coast line.
I saw Russia through a periscope, I guess I was “in theater” too.
Oh, and little Dannyboy, I bet you’re overcompensating ’cause you can’t get it up unless you’re at a Lemon Party. 🙂
MY version of D.A. Bernath’s comment as I see it: *BAWBAWBAWBAWYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPBLEABLEAHLEAHYAPBLEAHYAPYAPYAPBLEAHYAPBAWLBAWLBAWL*WAAAAHHHHHHH!*….*
Since I don’t have photoshop on any computer and don’t know how to use it if I did, proving that will be impossible.
He sounds like someone who is protesting way too much.
BREAKING NEWS FROM THE COMPLETELY OBVIOUS NEWS DESK:
Bernath is not, never has been nor will he ever be a Genuine or Honorary CPO.
His every move, tactic and attempt to hide and or deflect attention from his deeds has failed completely.
In fact, he has caused the opposite … all eyes are now on Bernath and his own words will set the record straight!
The truth always prevails in the end!
“Homosexuals are of course Americans too and they have their rights. One of those rights is to not show sex acts in public. Therefore, Mark Seavey is accusing me of breaking the law and he is doing this defamation in the name of the American Legion.”
Every time he spews something of a legal nature, I am shocked that a school actually granted him a law degree. There is absolutely no causal relationship developed in the statement that ends with the declaration that Seavey is defaming anyone.
I have a feeling that he and Biden get together in the evening to swap legal briefs. Both seem to have about the same understanding of the law.
If Dan-Dan the gay man crashes a plane and no one is there to see it, are EX-PH2 and I along with TSO still gay? Just wondering.
What’s up Daniel-san?
You’ve been quiet. It wouldn’t be because you’ve been gearing up to fly your new RV-12 tail number N262WS(oops, I mean not your RV-12 tail number N262WS but whoever that is that you registered the plane under) to Florida. How is that flight training going anyways?
Love the updates on your pages. You have a good day cupcake.
If it’s like his last “airship”, pretty soon that tail number will be N262TU. Hey Dan, did you get the latest app updates. Yeah no shit, they fixed the app so that you iPad can now measure IAS. It was a software bug. Best of luck. Dumbass.
I hope they added the following to that GPS app.
“I promise to not use this app for flying”
If you click “NO” then the app uninstalls itself.
If you click “YES” then it takes you to the next screen which reads
“Seriously, I promise not to use this app for flying.”
Actions
Daniel Bernath (ussyorktowncvs10@yahoo.com)
To: Dallas Wittgenfeld, American Legion Hdq.
Nice work. I put the ring of dishonor on http://www.thisainthell.pw
and http://www.aspecialdayguide.com/bernathresume.htm
They will all go and look at it now.
Ridicule them. They like to say “I’ve been on Nightline and NBC News! I’m an important person!.” Not any more.
Especially since those reports about child molesting (that will stay on the internet forever.)
SSS and/or Satire Defense
On Saturday, April 12, 2014 4:50 AM, Dallas Wittgenfeld wrote:
Airborne…! All you non-airborne-personnel Leggs,
This is LoNg RaNgE PaTrOL 41…. over….
You know me..? I have been your victim, your target, and now your witness.
Now when you punks start turning up in a court room anywhere in the world; the LRP 41 will cometh. I have over 3 years of illegal “Stolen Valor Reich” cyber/suicide activities screen captured and saved emails.
You remember all those threats to kill me…. then promises if I would only give you my orders you would leave me alone. Of course you were lying and continue to not apologize when you all know you are wrong as the day is long…
Consider this: when Dallas comes to town..? Everybody looks up, salutes me coming down, camera & media begin flashing…. Have you all got that picture..?
Esquire Daniel Bernath has the right-stuff to take your asses to task in a court of law. I will be there in testimony. You all are doomed.
What if other victims appeared in court too. Like Paul Wickre.. See where you really are…?
Sincerely Yours In Patriotism,
Airborne Ranger & Drill Sergeant 1968-72
Military Order of the Purple Heart (Patriot of the Year)
Dallas G. Wittgenfeld RA 68037064
And it just keeps getting sadder and sadder. That web page is nigh on indecipherable.
He’s been drinking in public again, hasn’t he?
Psychotropic meds and alcohol – Two great tastes that taste great together!
Got to love this line
“Esquire Daniel Bernath has the right-stuff to take your asses to task in a court of law. I will be there in testimony. You all are doomed.”
Memo to ShOrTbUsWiNdOwLiCkEr41 – Hamilton Burger owns Danny-boi Bernasty in court… Dan couldn’t beat a parking ticket in front of the worst judge in Oregon without having one of his patented “meltdowns”
Dullass must be missing all of those nights of bunking with Bocephus in the county lockup
The threats and insanity coming from both of them are enough to fill up a supertanker. Crazy old men hanging on to their lies about being “heroes”
They make great comic villains, don’t they?
Ripple Man, with his faithful sidekick, Buttblast Boy!
Scotty…you know it never fails to amaze me. No mater what Bernath adds to his “ransom note” of a web page, he never fails to add all the “I love me” stuff.
I automatically tag their e-mail addresses as phishing scam. So anything they send goes directly to the junk files. I go in every couple of weeks just to see who has been hating on me. Normally I just ignore the idiots. This one was pretty comical though. So I felt the need to share.
If ShOrTbUsWiNdOwLiCkeR41 showed up at every place he has promised too over the past 3 years, He would never be home. I just hope he wasn’t mobile when he sent that e-mail. Lookout for another drunk tank toothless Mug Shot of him.
Oh god SlUrP41 has spoken what ever shall we do?
Slurpee ol buddy I’ve had a heinous case of diarrhea the past couple of days. I have just the thing for you to SlUrP.
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A nice big serving of Pepto Bismol. What? It worked for my diarrhea, it should work for the diarrhea that runs out of your brain and through your keyboard. It should help firm up those thoughts so that they don’t splatter across the page like diarrhea in a toilet bowl.
Here’s your straw. Run along now and drink up.
All I have to say is “Discovery is bitch!”
Valkyrie, you have NO idea. The stories I could tell you and TC….
But if I do, MCPO will have me keelhauled and hung from the yardarm, so it will have to wait.
So I take it that Bernassplug is still doing all he can to stay in first place, is me right?! PH, and I can’t wait for Dullassplug’s next bucket of drooling drivel, I enjoy a good laugh!
Bernath, Dullass, GFYs sideways with two dozen FLAMING SQUIRRELS apiece!!
They need to pick it up due to the masterful performance by Greg Banks.
Proud, that is what I’m thinking, also.
But he’s getting stiff competition from chevy chevette scooter and now frankenwienie.
Flaming squirrels in the new name for my band! With your permission of course. I want to follow the copyright laws and all that.
Be my guest, I stole that from “The Stunning Agency”‘s web page!
Does that company have any affiliation to the “All-Points Logistics Detective Agency”?
Hey Dan PUSSY
Guess who ELSE was just given an honor you will NEVER HAVE?!?!?
MCPON Names Gary Sinise Honorary Chief
http://www.navy.mil/submit/display.asp?story_id=69227