Keith “Big Dog” Keeton still telling lies
Reader “WhoDat?” dropped off a link yesterday to the above photo of Keith “Big Dog” Keeton, you remember the guy who won the entire Gulf War by himself, even though he didn’t arrive until 13 days after the war ended and stayed for 11 days. According to the information that accompanies the photo above, of Keeton wearing a Purple Heart and a Bronze Star that he didn’t earn, it was taken on January 15th, 2014 – just three weeks ago, and eight months after we busted him the first time;
In the top picture, Keeton is attending a banquet for the Florida Safety Council, where his wife works, so there’s no reason to wear the phony awards, except to make himself feel better about his 14 years in the Army. His motorcycle club says that he’s been tossed, but apparently he doesn’t understand that real veterans don’t like his phony shit.
Category: Phony soldiers
Yo, Keith “Big Dawg” Keeton,
How’re those mini-medals workin’ out for you? Still struttin’ your phoney awards out in public?
Still …… waiting. For all that paperwork you promised. Yeah. Didn’t want you (or any of your your family/friends who might happen to Google your name) to think you’d been forgotten.
And the “Big Loser” Keith Queefton hides out when you challenge his claims.
And the fact he is now and still using God as an excuse speaks volumes.
Turd.
Actually, word has it that the “Big Turd” lost some weight.
Missing that Florida MC. Too bad Commander Monkress at All-Points Logistics, their former leader (which they deny emphatically), hung on longer than Riley Keeton. That has to burn. And burn bad. To be lower than Phildo must suck.
Anyway, walking or on a bicycle is my best guess. Probably bums rides in the sidecar.
Moving on, to be proper, he is no longer the “Big Turd”.
He is the “Medium-sized Turd” Keith Queefton.
Still an assclown, though.
And the “Big Shitbag” dodges calls when you challenge his claim…..
Still hiding behind that bible, “Big Turd?”
Still rocking those mini-medals, Big Turd?
And the “Big Shitbag” lays low when you challenge his claims….
And the “Big Turd” acts like a preacher when you rattle his cage…..
He never “Claimed” to be a SEAL. But his Myspace was “Monk Seal 4”
http://www.yasni.com/phil+monkress/check+people/profile
The internet is forever you felcher.
oops. posted on the wrong turd. LOL. Should have been for “Mr. Allpoints”
Don’t sweat it.
The “Big Turd” and Phildo used to be friends, ride together and who knows what else until they “ran into” some honesty problems.
Maggots they are.
Riding together? Yea I can see it now. On the bike, no pants, one behind the other and trading places at every exit.
So you’re saying that they took turns riding bitch? Wow. Yeah, I know, I just zombied this thread, but I hadn’t seen these posts before!
There seems to be another poser in an MC that is pulling your line about records.
Claiming you can produce them but you never seem to have them when needed.
Your famous!
Turd.
And the “Big Shitbag” is still using scripture as an excuse to not verify his claims…..
And the “Big Turd” calls us all sinners when you question his claims.
Maybe he could serve as the Chaplain when that poser-riddled Florida MC decides to fight ISIS.
The Kurds could use a few human minesweepers.
Hey, Keith “Medium Dawg” Keeton,
Seems as if you’ve found religion of some sort (according to GT, although if it’s a Christian-based faith, I’m pretty sure there’s something about “thou shalt not lie” somewhere in there), now the trick is to find the truth. But if you haven’t found it within the last year and a half, it’s doubtful you’ll find it now.
Keep on rockin’ those mini-medals so that you can remain a legend in your own mind.
The “Big Shitbag” Keith Keeton has been caught in a perpetual Halloween cycle. He went trick-or-treating as a kid, liked getting extra candy by dressing up (and a lot of it by looking at his fat ass), obviously liked the attention and became stuck in the role. Year in, year out. Day in, day out. And he was not alone by looking at the MC he used to be affiliated with.
Maybe they could remake the old Halloween Charlie Brown classic to reflect Charlie Brown’s search for the Great Pumpkin into the Great Turd.
Keeton here would get the part, hands down. I actually wonder if he wears those medals to bed when he sleeps? It would not surprise me.
Loser.
It was Linus waiting for the Great Pumpkin, not Charlie Brown. While he was waiting with Sally for the Great Pumpkin, he should have asked Sally to break him off a piece that Kit-Kat Bar.
Dammit Hack, you just ruined a childhood memory with that comment!
🙂
Those aren’t miniatures. He’s so fat that they appear that way…
And the “Big Shitbag” claims everyone one else is lying when you ask about his claims.
But he has no response when you point he is wearing unearned rank as well.
Maggot.
I’d like to share a picture I found on this guy if it’s the same person. A buddy sent it to me via FB and said you all had him on here. Can any admin contact me to share this picture? Thanks WP11C
WP11C: check the “Contact Us” link under “The Legal Stuff” at the bottom of the page. Contact info for the site owner is listed there.
It appears the ‘Big Turd” is a serial shitbag!
Any guesses on the freebies the “Big Turd” here finagled on Veteran’s Day rocking his PH claims?
Keith “Big Lair” Riley “Queefton”….
You are a strong candidate, in my opinion, to make a run.
Give us some scripture about how you forgive us for calling you out.
It can only help your seed.
When you face a weaker opponent, you have a better chance.
Sorta.
Check with Phildo and your poser-supporting bike club first to get guidance, first.
Loser.
I scolded by emasculated dog today when he tried to take a hot dog out of my neighbor’s kids hand.
He immediately started licking his ass.
Being that he had no “nuts”, I immediately thought of Keith “The Big Dawg/Shitbag” Riley Keeton.
Gets called out. Has no nuts and licks his ass while avoiding responsibility.
Rock it “Big Turd”.
Fucking nutsack (or lack thereof) you are.
My damn “clipped” dog is more of a man than you.
Hey Keith “Medium Dawg” Riley Keeton,
Check it out, your name’s up there on the (tentative) 2014 SVT list:
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=56825
No need to thank me or any of the other regular commentators here, we’re just doin’ our best to make you just as famous as you want to be. Personally, I’m thinkin’ the competition will be awful tough, so I don’t think you’ll make it too far, but it won’t be for lack of trying on our side (props to GT and all the rest). Now if only you could find a way to get a new picture online of yourself wearin’ those unearned mini-medals (PH or BSM or anything else you might have socked away in your dresser drawer; you know, whatever works best in color-matching the outfit you might be wearing at the time) it could only help you get in attempting to reach a top tier spot. Help us help you.
bobble
Word.
The “Big Shitbag” gets pissed when you call him and tell him that you voted for him.
Even more so when you let his company know that they have a celebrity in their midst. The language that the “Big Turd” uses is not quite Christian.
But that does not surprise me. Generally a military poser poses at other endeavors too.
But in all seriousness, as Bobble pointed out, we are pulling for you Riley “Poser Biker” Keeton. Help us help you. Rock those medals, inflated rank or whatever else you have.
As I am sure you have learned in your new faith (cover), the Lord forgives (unsure why in your case, though) and helps those that help themselves.
So get with it “Big Maggot” and bring your “A-Game”.
What happened?
“Big Shitbag” Keith Keeton, I expected you to advance!
A “True Turd” on many levels.
Any scripture for your “Exit Speech”……?
Maggot.
Sore loser.
He will be missed, the same way you miss those corns and jock itch you finally got rid of.
The “Big Turd” Keith Keeton is hoping Santa Claus will bring him a set of balls tonight being that he has none.
Loser.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-bOIebgPUZN4/UVmtl0gcDfI/AAAAAAAAJ7U/tRXt8pkzWJg/s1600/funny-dog-no-balls-vet-car.jpg
Any bets on whether the “Big Assclown” Keith Riley Keeton wore his many medals over the holidays to a Christmas party?
Any bets on whether the “Big Turd” Riley Keeton continues his delusions of poser grandeur into the New Year?
Maybe he should contact Forgin’ Frank Visconi for some documents.
Hey, Keith “Big Dawg” Keeton, happy 2-year anniversary on becoming interwebs famous for being a lyin’ sack-o-crap. Is the supporting documentation that will make us all believers in the mail as I type this congratulatory note? Or are you still looking for it at home? Those damn house fires ….