Those rational actors in Iran

| January 14, 2014

So, we’re being told that we can trust what those folks over in Iran tell us. I’m beginning to think not. NBC News, in a link sent to us by Pinto Nag, they report that Iranian President Hassan Rouhani told a crowd that the West “surrendered” to Iranian power in Geneva;

Speaking to a crowd gathered in the oil-rich province of Khuzestan on Tuesday, Rouhani said: “Do you know what the Geneva agreement means? It means the big powers have surrendered before the great Iranian nation.”

The remarks, which were filmed and reported by the state-run Islamic Republic of Iran News Network, were echoed on Rouhani’s English-language Twitter feed.

“Our relationship w/ the world is based on Iranian nation’s interests. In #Geneva agreement world powers surrendered to Iranian nation’s will,” the Tweet said.

Of course, as it’s been said here countless times, any negotiation between anyone in that region and the West is perceived as a great victory by those goat herders. Meanwhile, the Washington Post reports that the government media organ in Iran is reporting the totally legit news that the US is secretly run by Nazi Space Aliens;

On Sunday, the hard-line semi-official Fars News dropped one of its biggest bombshells yet: The United States government has been secretly run by a “shadow government” of space aliens since 1945. Yes, space aliens. The alien government is based out of Nevada and had previously run Nazi Germany. It adds, for timeliness, that the controversial NSA programs are actually a tool for the aliens to hide their presence on Earth and their secret agenda for global domination. This is all asserted as incontrovertible fact with no caveats.

Um, where have we heard that before? Oh, yeah, those whackjobs at Veterans Today, which coincidentally, gets much of it’s funding from PressTV, the Iran government’s news organization for the slick-looking website largely bereft of serious intellect.

But, yeah, let’s lift sanctions against the mullahs, because they seem harmless and completely rational. And, everything this administration, generally, and John Kerry specifically, touch turns to gold, right?

Category: Barack Obama/Joe Biden, John Kerry, Terror War

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Sparks

I’ve telling everyone who will listen about the NSA-NAZI connection for years! Finally, someone believes me.

Old Trooper

That’s Obama’s “smart diplomacy” in action!

How’s that workin’ out for us???

UpNorth

Looking at, and listening to Lurch, and Hillary, the Iranians might be on to something.

Grimmy

On the surrendering part, that’s pretty much what’s happened, ain’t it?

As to the aliens…

That would explain a lot, actually.

Richard

Wait a minute!

Who in our current government looks like an ALIEN ?!

Starting with an exception case, Mr. Clinton has that hair.

As additional proof, Mrs. Clinton has similar hair.

Then there is Mr. Kerry. And his hair.

Check this out.

In particular, please note Secretary Donovan and Secretary Lew. There is something strange going on here.

2/17 Air Cav

Careful, Richard, The Hair might get upset with you. you might want to give Don Shipley a call to ask him to let his hair know that you were kidding. It’s over if The Hair gets pissed. No more you. No more me. No more TAH.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

I friggin’ knew it.

Green Thumb

We need Paul (of the Ballsack) and Paul Rieckhoff on the job!

George V

” The alien government is based out of Nevada..”

That explains Harry Reid.

jonp

Welcome to the party, guys. Better late than never. If you have been listening to Coast To Coast AM we have known this for years.

sound awake

we’ve all seen this show before…

its a repeat…

its even in syndication…

north korea

iran WILL develop nuclear weapons

they WILL figure out how to deliver them via ballistic missile

they WILL use them

the situation is so bad now THAT EVEN SAUDI ARABIA IS WILLING TO THROW DOWN WITH ISRAEL AGAINST IRAN

“…cats and dogs living together…MASS HYSTERIA!!!”

this is the end game playing out right in front of our eyes folks

deny that at your own peril

Don H

I don’t believe that Nazi space aliens are running the country. If they were, how do you explain the US support of Israel?