North Korea executes dear uncle
Pinto Nag sends us the news that Kim Jong Un, otherwise known around here as NDtBF, had his uncle, Jang Song Thaek. He had a long string of charges against him, and he sounds like he was a good guy to party with, well, maybe not in North Korea, but somewhere else, maybe;
On Monday, the isolated regime announced that Jang had been dismissed from his vaunted official post for a string of criminal acts, including corruption, womanizing and drug-taking.
“All the crimes committed by the accused were proved in the course of hearing and were admitted by him,” KCNA stated on Thursday — in a report that claimed that “people throughout the country broke in to angry shouts” when they heard of Jang’s alleged crimes.
The over-the-top report goes on to call Jang “despicable human scum.”
Well, at least he admitted to his crimes – oh, yeah – they thought he was trying to overthrow NDtBF, too. Like someone would make a conscious decision to be in charge of that gigantic jug-f**k.
Category: North Korea
Bummer being Uncle Jang!
Who’s next?
@2 Ex, there’s just not enough luck that the next one would be Kim Jong Un.
Sparks, I think he’s behind it. Uncle Thaek had two assistants who were executed a few days ago.
How many weeks or months until the breeder reactor fires up? How long before we get another seismic resonance signal from the Norks’ underground test site? How long before another long-range missile is fired eastward, this time with a payload equal to the weight of a 1 Kt nuke?
Stay tuned to this station for updates.
Duloc is… Duloc is… Dulob is the perfect place!
Oh. My. God. Uncle Thaek didn’t just get executed. He was hauled out of the meeting and has now been made to disappear from a recent film with Kim Juniorbirdman. I kid you not.
http://photoblog.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/12/09/21827966-kim-jong-uns-uncle-dragged-away-from-meeting-erased-from-documentary?lite>1=43001
Remember all those stories about Stalin’s thugs walking out of the walls in the state apartments in the middle of the night, and hauling people away, to disappear forever – or until those mass graves were found in the last few years?
I was being facetious when I said ‘who’s next’. Well, Auntie Kim helped get rid of Uncle Thaek.
http://abcnews.go.com/International/kim-jong-uns-aunt-helped-purge-husband-north/story?id=21189463
So, whoever is next will be on Auntie’s list of ‘those who disapppear forever’.
Geez!
How long until vwp shows up to praise Dear Leader?
Hold on, something just occurred to me…
The fractured, terrible sentence structure…
The terrifying abuse of exclamation points…
The unquestioning parroting of hard left talking points…
Could it be that vwp is a Nork?
Well, this should turn out well.
/sarc
@6. Highly doubtful. The only way a regular Nork can get on the internet is through their video game gold farming.
Maybe its time to “G” up The Phildo, Giduck, Bob the Maggot, Angel Gomez and the like.
Time to clean two-holes…uh….I mean house.
Commie Dicktator Executes Uncle!
What is the problem?
I would encourage that he execute as many of his relatives and aids!
Auntie Kim is behind it, but there is someone coming along to replace her. This should be exciting.
As a rule, these things don’t end well for the tyrant. I still wonder how Stalin (an exception to the rule) got away with it for so long. I mean if you are going to, say, execute your senior military leadership, what in the wide wide world of sports would allow their replacements to think that their purge day isn’t coming? It doesn’t keep me awake nights. It’s just one of those things I’ve wondered about from time to time. And, yeah, Uncle Swan Song does sound like he would have enjoyed a round or two in Vegas.
These “purges” and disappearances. You don’t think that NDtBF has been in conversations with the Clintons….. ???
The problem with the Clintons (and other American leftists) is that because of our form of government, they just can’t be as overt about deleting their “problems” as NDtBF can.
2/17 Air Cav: in general, dictators rule until they either (1) die, or (2) begin to be perceived as weak and are deposed (with their death usually following shortly thereafter).
Mussolini, Khrushchev, and Gorbachev were very rare exceptions who actually lived after being deposed. And I’m not sure Gorbachev (and perhaps not even Khrushchev) were really absolute dictators of the Hitler/Stalin/Mao/Kim pattern.
Kim Juniorbirdman has a whole retinue of younger buddies waiting in line to replace the old farts now at the top. We’ll probalby see more notices of old people doing bad things and hauled away to be shot.
Maybe that’s why that prison compound was being updated and rehabbed.
I am in favor of tyrannical commies not dying in bed of old age.
If this is how he treats family, imagine what he’ll do to you if he doesn’t like you…
I was right: looks like there are more purges to come.
http://news.msn.com/world/more-purges-may-follow-execution-of-kims-uncle
In the reference I made @15 to the expanded prison compound, here’s the story on that, with satellite photos.
http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/12/05/21768325-north-korea-expands-prison-camp-where-inmates-dig-own-graves-amnesty-international?lite
I think the Fucker of Insects With the Dick of Needlish Proportions is just crying for attention and validation. This whole thing is just a cute coming-of-age phase for the boy-king of Norkland. After all, it doesn’t really matter how many people you dump in mass graves or how nasty your torture chambers are, you don’t have any street cred as a sociopathic megalomaniacal mass-murdering tyrant until you have a few of your blood relatives clipped. Everybody knows that!
Good point.