Totally legit
Someone sent us a link to this gentleman’s Facebook page last night. I’m sure he’s legit just from the 1000-meter gaze and the way he doesn’t care about displaying rank and name tags.
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And a uniform and hat pressed with a hot rock
His headgear looks like a MARPAT chef’s hat.
“And how will the Gunnery Sergeant be taking his MRE today?”
“Hydrated.”
“One MRE, wet, coming right up!”
Loser.
OH HELL NO! Fat POS, rank is up-fu**ing-side-down, cover looks like a smashed a**hole. Yup, he totally earned that title.
Umm right, the upside down almost sideways rank must be new thing in the USMC. If this fat fuck was ever in the USMC he probably was a trainee discharge.
That’s it, I can’t take it anymore!!! One more assclown and me and the Master Chief are gonne go all gangsta on some shit. We’re gonna swing the shuttle around for a fly by while me and the Master Chief light some shit up!! Anyone that runs is an assclown. Anyone that doesn’t run is a well disciplined assclown!
Dude is one of them “gangsta marines” I’ve read about…. another rump riding ranger…
Definitely another DFC, Douchebag First Class!!
@6. Easy on the Ranger stuff, bro.
Are you sure that’s a guy?
Yes, the dogtags totally prove he is a Marine!
Time to make this guy famous.
Piece of shit.
C’mon, he is a steely eyed killer!!! Of pancakes. Fat POS!!
That dudes cover is hillarious. We stopped rolling our sleeves in the fall of 2011. Rank is upside down and he must have mistaken his name tape for a piece of bacon and eaten it.
The fakery would go farther if just one of these posers did a 5 minute search on how to properly wear the uniform.
It won’t end until being a pseudo-warrior is no longer fashionable, meaning people don’t just fall for it any more.
So let’s have everything crooked, out of place, out of order, and the wrong colors.
@12, not just pancakes, I’m absolutely certain that NO jelly doughnut is safe from him once he spots it!!
That boy looks like his Momma and Daddy are also his Aunt and Uncle!!
Hey, the DJ got hungry and ate a Marine…
Leave him alone.
You assholes his rank is not upside down. After all the talk about Space Shuttle Door Gunners I would think that all of you would be able to recognize the Space Marine Rank insignia. Pointed down in attack mode.
On a serious side, how the fuck are these posers getting Digis with Service tapes. Troops need to stop selling their shit to the Army/Navy store without them being sanitized.
Are those little space ships flying counter clockwise around his neck? 😮
Now, if he’d put some MARPATs on a sack of potatoes, he could have his picture taken with something he could claim as his twin brother. 😀 That guy and his hat appear to have more chins than a Chinese phone book. 😀
Old Trooper, save some azzclown targets for this space station tower guard. 😀
It is part of the “Path to Citizenship Program”.
Driver’s License: No birth certificate required … CHECK.
Voting: No driver’s license required … CHECK.
Military Service: Purchase uniform at Army/Navy Store … Check.
Turd.
The Pillsbury Doughboy goes to War. Coming soon to a theater near you.
Speaking of which, what happens when you shoot the Pillsbury Doughboy?
@1 You are being too generous.
Does the Corp issue extra chins as a form of civvie camouflage now?
@5 Thanks for that! Feeling a little low this morning and that just put coffee on my laptop screen! 😀
I think that shitbag is impersonating being a Marine. I’m also thinking they’re impersonating being a male.
That is one girly looking face and no forearm to speak of.
Random rank placement.
Maybe he is just ahead of his time.
That cover is something else.
He had to work hard to get it that delta’d up.
Yeah, I’d love to see this smashed bag of assholes get smoked for about an hour or twenty just for wearing his cover like some extras actor of a member of the Afrika Corps from a 1966 episode of COMBAT!
Whoa, that sentence was Faulkneresque, even by my standards.
That cover is about 3 sizes too small. I had an old Gunny in 3/11 once tell a Marine with a cover too small that it “looked like a bb sitting on a stack of shit”
The trouble with you guys are, You don’t know a good thing when you see it, (LoL)
HOLY HOG SHIT look at that sack of fat crap! Christ, either his head is way too tall like Coneheads or that cover is way too small. Either way, it looks like his head inflated from the size of his overbearing ego to the point where the cover wouldn’t fit properly any longer.
One of “Uncle Sam’s Misguided Children” should beat that douche like a rented mule.
He’s wearing what looks like Corporal’s chevrons in the wrong direction. What’s really funny is that they never seem to understand the meaning behind the chevrons pointing down instead of up.
The colloquial meaning of downward-pointed chevrons references the wearer not being sexually active (sorry, Navy). Given the looks of him/her/it I don’t really think that fact was the only giveaway…
^ Also, “not sexually active” = “unfuckable” in terms of the meaning.
Bed-wetter
For anyone so inclined, here’s his Twitter: https://twitter.com/DjWarnernj1
And another page: https://soundcloud.com/djwarnernj1
And another page: http://www.thekingzmixers.com/km/roster.html
I put this up on twitter today, I’ll have to send it to him.
I used some of the comments on here for inspiration.
http://imgur.com/gallery/GUlz4KV/new
He’s also been forwarded to some friends I have out at Camp Pendleton and MCAS Miramar. It’s likely that half of 3rd MAW has now seen it.
Facebook: facebook.com/djwarnernj
His Facebook is Down for some reason LOL.
Old Trooper, you and Chief stay out of my AO. I am One of those WDs that knows how to lead flying targets. Deal? Joe PS Good Hunting.
He’s 8TFU like a bowl of shit soup & a turd sandwich in Somalia!!
from his facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=483813435022232&set=pb.100001807403743.-2207520000.1375321310.&type=3&theater
His real name appears to be “Luis David Sevilla”. He’s got more photos at http://instagram.com/djwarner1. I won’t post it here but his personal email address is listed at https://soundcloud.com/djwarnernj1 (click “Read Full Profile” under his pic on the left).
DJ Warner called tonight and apologized. He says that he took the pictures down on Facebook, so you guys should stop calling his boss. I don’t want anyone to lose their job in this economic climate.
owned.
At least he ponied up and knocked it off. More than I can say for most that pull this.
Pic of him in boots and utes with dog tags still up on facebook.https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=478131362257106&id=100001807403743&set=a.185596004843978.44479.100001807403743&__user=100000393385530
And, he looks a bit old to be a Lance-Corporal.