Stolen Valor Semis, Day Two
No fuss, no muss, just go vote while I head to the airshow.
Pictures from The Sniper.
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Ye Gads, spanky tesla in an X-Wing; not sure the fighter craft will take her weight…
OH, THE HUMANITY! Why! Why would you take something as beautiful and pure as Slave Girl Leia and overlay the horrible likeness of Monkey-ass on it? Some things can’t be unseen and you have now ruined that movie for me.
Tesla v. Ladner in the final! It’ll be the Poser Sumo match of the decade.
@ 2 LebbenB
That was the first thing I thought….now the only reason to watch Return of the Jedi has been corrupted….
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Does this helmet make me look fat?
Lard ass legman v. Tied up tesla!!!
Pics are great except what yoi did to slave girl leia
Where’d they get the picture of John and Shari?
Frightening choices, every one of them.
That’s a year’s worth of brain bleach I’ll never get back. :/
It took a min to realize that the lardass photo wasnt the actual still frame of vader with his helmet off. Striking resemblance, maybe he should have pretended to be vader. Maybe his wife would still have her leg!
There are SO many things that are just wrong with John Giduck’s attempts at building a credible legend.
You can see what John Giduck’s 2001 biography looked like here: http://thetruthaboutsocnetlies.wordpress.com/2012/09/11/john-giducks-early-2001-bio-low-speed-uninspiring-and-pedestrian/ It’s rather pedestrian when compared to his later claims that included improvised explosives, interrogation resistance, special anti terrorisn survival training, undercover protection techniques, and “tears of terrorist hostage negotiations” experience.
Where did Giduck get all of this specialized training? The evidence shows he got it at a couple of one week commercial military style adventure camps.
When it comes to years of sad sack BSing and profiting at the expense of hundreds of dead children in Beslan, there isn’t anyone worse than John Giduck.
I agree with the above posters in refrence to the Leia slave girl picture….damn you.
STOP THE PRESSES!!!!!!!!
TESLA IS TELLING THE TRUTH–I HAVE PROOF!!!
She was in fact shot down in Iraq, and here’s the video:
@13. That’s good enough for me b/c I saw Old Trooper and Ex-Hack operating the 60s too!
@13 – That is fuggin’ HYSTERICAL! I can’t stop laughing!
@13 – That is awesomely nerdy. I love it. xD
If it walks like a -duck and quacks like a -duck, it’s probably a fucXXing -duck. Giduck for the finals and internet immortality. (this does not constitute a thread to either the contestant or his family).
Giduck V. Shipley
The Hair-off
I must say, Giduck give the Wookie a run for it’s money. But my advice?
Let the Wookie win….
@1, She even destroyed the Death Star.
Poser Phil took out my boy “Punk” so my vote was for Phildo.
Gidduck’s new martial art of Shovel-do is impressive, not.
Shovel-do versus Phildo.
I think Master Chief’s son would kick the shit out of Guiduck in a shovel fight. Just sayin.
NHSparky, I concur. Tesla for the win.
You know, we only need to ask the Russian consulate to find out if Giduck was ever in Beslan or with Spetznaetz. I’m sure they’d say “????”
I’m still pulling for Monkeyass to finish on the top, especially with his current sock-puppets trying to drum up votes for him.
You should have shopped Monkrees on Jabba. Monkrees v. Giduck
@Flagwaver
I agree…Monkress is campaigning
And I nominate Green Thumb to deliver the prize in person
@26 – I second that nomination. All in favor?
Aye……the ayes have it.
Also, just my opinion here, but shouldn’t Spankarella’s face be shopped on the Leia slave girl since Spanky likes being tied up? Just sayin’ is all 🙂
Phildo to the hole!
Why did you use an unedited photo of Porkins for #4?