Tuesday feel good story
Chief Tango sends us a link to the story of a naked burglar who was minding his own business and turning his life around when a mean old homeowner discharged a firearm at him;
The man who police say tried to break into a home on Glenada Court at Gibbons Road early Monday morning was naked, in the buff.
Police say the resident was at home when the naked burglar came calling. Police say he told the intruder he had a gun. The burglar kept trying to enter through a window, so the homeowner fired off a shot.
The suspect was not hit. The gunshot was enough to send him back out the window.
Yeah, if someone tells you that they have a gun, you probably ought to err on the side of caution and believe it.
Category: Feel Good Stories, Guns
I love that “turning his life around” language. For the uninitiated, EVERY caught criminal is turning his life around. In a previous job of mine, I used to ask, “Oh, that’s great. Can you have that done by Thursday?”
It would appear that the job market is not going the way that Paul had hoped…
@1: It’s why I made a joke a few years back that if I’m walking down the street and get approached by straight A students who have never been in any trouble, I’m going to shoot first.
Fired and missed? Somebody needs some range time.
@2 – GT, LMAO!
“It would appear that the job market is not going the way that Paul had hoped…”
Classic! Paul K. Wickre, (Gooooooooooogle hit), trying to work in the wealth redistribution market while clothed in his “natural” clothing. I hope he is wearing his bulletproof suntan.
Couldn’t have been Psul.
No spandex.
@7 I’m pretty sure his lard 4ss would seriously test the stress limits of any fabric….plus a big fat cottage cheese 4ss in spandex is not a flattering look for anyone…
Him naked though? I think I vomited in my mouth….
@8 LMAO
Why does the home owner feel the need to issue a verbal warning? By so doing he may allow the goblin the first shot. Shoot first and let that shot warn any who might be behind the dead guy. A naked man coming through your bedroom window is not there to borrow a cup of sugar.