Neil Baker; Walt Hunters find a Mitty

| April 12, 2013

Neil Baker

The folks at the Walter Mitty Hunt Club send us their latest faker, Neil Baker who spent like 3 months in the military in the UK and he’s been living off those grueling months for about 20 years;

He has spent the last year or so, telling people on FB and in the local pubs etc that while he was in “the army”, he served with SBS, 40 Cdo RM, as well as the RAF parachute team and some of the placed he claims to have jumped a parachute with the RAF is beyond belief!! …….

His status and profile now show he is employed by the “British Army” and he says he is back in the Army, having just re-joined last Nov or Dec at the age of 39 and with foot and back injuries he claimed to have got while “on active service” at some unspecified time in the past – “because I can’t talk about it”.

And then he tells everyone that they called him back into the service, ya know, because he’s so vital to national security, but he spent those weeks hanging out in Kent. I guess he studied under Crocheron, but he can’t afford a trailer to park at Walmart.

I guess there are phonies everywhere.

Category: Phony soldiers

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Mike

Hmmm… I’m seeing an opportunity for an entire organization of phonies… since they seem to come from all services and at least two nationalities, it could be “Joint Combined Task Force – Phony” (JCTF-Phony).

I nominate “Colonel” Crocheron as commander.

Maybe “MSgt” Soup Sandwich as Senior Enlisted Advisor?

This guy could be the rep from (Phony) NATO partners.

Any more suggestions? Joint Manning Document fill for Primary and Special staff billets?

streetsweeper

Yep! They are out in force it seems like. I ran into two of ’em seeking donations for “his troops returning from Iraq”. I asked the usual, got FT. Benning, SSG (6yrs) and wearing digicam and Army PT shirt. He got sort of bent when I asked if he was familiar with 670-1…..

Hondo

Sorry, Mike – Soup wouldn’t be SEA. SMaj “Ronad Mailman” would probably be ranking enlisted.

http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=28658

He might arguably not be the “rankest”, but he’d be ranking. Probably. (smile)

Green Thumb

Turd.

MAJMike

Does he have a red waiter’s jacket?

LebbenB

No, he’s part of JSOC- Joint Special Olympics Committee.

2/17 Air Cav

Is he a fly or are those glasses?