Neil Rideout; another Canuck wannabe
So, Mary sends us stuff on Neil Rideout who is playing Marine dressup somewhere in Canada. As you can tell by the picture, it’s probably tougher to convince people he’s a Marine than anything else he’s done in his life. But he might have a fully-equipped Marine fireteam stashed in those chins.
His claim to fame in his hometown is that he used to ride a cooler until the firm hand of justice put a stop to it.
Rideout recently told folks that he was called back into the Marines, but the Marines say “Who?”
He probably used that excuse to hide out from creditors. The picture came from his Facebook page.
Category: Phony soldiers
Couldn’t even read it yet since I was laughing too hard at the very first face dunlap I’ve ever seen.
First “tire-d” Marine I’ve ever seen, eh?
He friended me then *poof* gone. Guess that’s just the nature of me being a BAMF.
Has he made any written or verbal claims to service that can be posted here? I see two ridiculous pictures, one in out of date Woodlands with no emblem, rank or name tapes on them.
I hate when I see these pictures and there’s a kid in some of the photos…your dad is not supposed to be a lying sack of sh1t….
Your dad is supposed to teach you what being an honest, and honorable man means. He teaches you that the honesty of your words is the most valuable aspect of your character.
These kids get cheated with a father who is a liar, a fake, a poser, and/or a fraudulent man. The kids barely have a chance after that. When your role model is a piece of garbage, what shot at being normal do you have?
I wasn’t enlisted in the BDU era, is that a authorized shirt?
He looks like one of the bad guys from the original Mission Impossible series!
I did a reverse search on the one where people are saying “welcome home” and he replys with “thanks.” Its from an Bomb Groups media page.
Rideout.
What a name.
This turd probably runs a “dude ranch”.
Know what I mean?
My favorite is the “Marine” with the 3ID patch
This tools’s name should be should be “Cachunk”.
Dusk,
No, it was never authorized…..unless you were doing PT which I’m sure he’s never done…..
@6 – Nope, the camouflage utilities were starting to be phased out in about 2002 until we transitioned to the current woodland and desert MARPAT (digital pattern).
We also have grooming and weight standards, but don’t ride coolers.
I do have to admit I sort of did a little Tim Allen impression when I saw his cooler and the article mentioned that it was upgraded with a turbo….probably needed the extra horsepower to move that larger load…
BTW, after looking at his Facebook page, he listed his one favorite movie as “Bridges of Madison County”. From what I know about it, that’s a chick-flick – and I don’t know ANY Marine who has seen it, or would even admit to seeing it in the first place.
Dude looks like a fucking pedophile.
Just saying.
Possible Ticklemonster.
Looked at photo of cooler. Fell off chair laughing. Scared car.
The cammies (BDU is an Army term) should have an EGA on the pocket. Total fail.
@9 GT…. I know what you mean.
Where do they find critters like this, the $1 rack at ‘Tards ‘R’ Us?
Y’all be careful. Looks like he ate the last people who questioned his service
More chins then a Chinese ‘phone book. ‘Cause he ate the entire family.
Got more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
I swear… One of these days I’m going to hit clothing sales at Peterson, just walk down the line and buy random shit. Then I’m going to come home, close my eyes, and throw everything one of the dusty sets of MARPAT I have and pin it where it lands.
I’ll take a pic and publish it on my site as “you can’t be more fucked up than this.” and you know what? One of these assgoblins will out-do me. Guaran-fkn-teed.
I’ll have a SEAL trident on my left sleeve, a silver star on my collar, jump wings on the right pocket, F it… it’ll look like a shotgun blast from clothing sales.
I’m just pissed because I ran across a **cough** SEAL today at work. Apparently he was “on a sub” in Panama. I can’t relay to you the dumbfu**ery that was his story.
Now, I knew Glen Doherty briefly. Brandon Webb is a good friend, he’s stuck by me through some hard times. Both SEALs, both fantastic men. So for me not to just slap this asshole across his fat face took some deep breaths.
I don’t know what to say… these scumbags have to go to sleep at night knowing they’re lying (I was going to insert an adjective here but I’ll keep it Pg-13) bastards. no use for them.
That dude is fat. I bet he has to iron those BDU’s in his driveway.
His facebook name (that HE chose) : Facebook/MarineTurnip
Blessed Mother, the abdominal pain……..
@26. Iron? No. Steamroller? Yes.
@25. I think we ought to refer to such clowns as Ceils for easy ID, as in “Ceil Team 6 1/2.”
The cooler, the turnip, the degree from MIT- I’m going to go ahead and nominate him for this year’s tourney and call him Chinuck.
Canuck? More like a Chinook, but without the usefullness.
From the Halls of DFAC,
To the shore station galley.
He has eaten everything in sight,
On the land, and on the sea.
First he scarfs up shit by the assload,
Then will chase it with ice cream,
He is proud to wear the title,
Of A FATASS FAKE MARINE!!!!
The Ft. Wainwright Class VI had a drawing for one of those coolers. I will admit that I put my name in the hat.
Must be something in the beer, eh? Just sayin’, eh.
Holy Fat Fuck Batman
Lot of contenders for the SV Tourney this year..
He rode a cooler cause he needed to be within arms reach of his snacks. Fat Fuck….
@25 It’s always a fat guy too right?
I will admit that I am 40 lbs heavier than when I served, but I am 6’3″ and weigh 250….and I still referee and I can run my fat ass up and down a soccer field with high school athletes. I’m not as fast but as I approach the double nickel I expected that…
How the hell did he ever fit that humongous brain housing group through that small t-shirt neck hole?
He is the Will Rogers of military posers. He never met a meal that he didn’t like.
He practices safes snacks. He always uses a condiment.
He thought that Pork Chop Hill was an all you can eat barbecue.
He is not on a weight control program. He is on a weight out of control program.
God I miss heckling fat troops.
Semper Pie!
One of the photo’s in his albums on Facebook show a Soldier from the 3rd infantry division that he is claiming to be him.
@23, JP, I think the saying you’re referring to is “He has more Chins than the Hong Kong Phone Book!”!
Reply back from HQMC. Yeppers, NEVER a Marine !
What kills me more than this shtihead’s lies , is the fact that somewhere down the line (and I hope that it is so far, I could never get to it) he is probably related to me.
I am just a retired ARNG guy who did his 20 and left. I didn’t do anything special, I was a 12B and 31E, nothing great or grand about me. And then this fatass comes along, with MY last name and shits on what I consider family. My dad was USMC and ARNG AGR, older brother Naval Reserve and ARNG and younger brother USN (still active).
Please do not take this fucknut’s stupidity and generalize it to the name. I promise you there are some of us out there that really are or were members of the U.S. Armed Forces.
By the way, I truly love the site!