Did you have your bird and hot snow today?

| March 13, 2013

Claymore and MCPO NYC USN (Ret.) sent us this video which was reportedly made by the North Korean government but posted on a Chinese website. It highlights the fact that we have no more birds because we’ve eaten them all and we relish hot cups of snow and that our building materials (for our tent cities) come from North Korea;

The Daily Sun writes;

The bizarre film shows a dystopian American society where the streets are piled with body-bags and filled with homeless drug addicts.

Most people are forced to live in tents and “buy guns to kill each other, especially children”, according to the video.

It even shows North Koreans coming to the aid of hapless Americans, with the regime’s camera crew doling out cakes, blankets and “North Korean coffee”.

I don’t know how many North Koreans will see the video, though, so…[Dramatic Music]

Category: Dumbass Bullshit

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Veritas Omnia Vincit

Looks like they still have a few things to learn about believable propaganda….when the quality is similar to really bad, campy, satire…well, let’s just say good luck with that Norks…

malclave

The bizarre film shows a dystopian American society where the streets are piled with body-bags and filled with homeless drug addicts.
Chicago?

2/17 Air Cav

How did that one guy on the bench get so fat? You don’t get that way eating sparrows and drinking unsweetened snow, that’s for sure. Do you think he’s eating the guys under the tarp? Inquiring minds want to know.

MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)

I just got home.

I asked my lovely wife, “what for dinner?”

She said, “birds.”

Damn near passed out laughing.

I never should have told her about TAH!

OWB

Am rethinking bird costumes. Could be too dangerous to wear. Maybe not other than in Chicago or NorK.

Then again, if one is already a bird no matter how attired. Hmmm.

Ex-PH2

REPORT TO HQ RE: BIRD IN HAND RECON 13 MAR 2013

Just reurned from KFC. Can confirm reports of birds as food. Observed workers preparing and handing out extra crispy birds and original recipe birds. Advise how many birds required to supply troops.

B Woodman

#38 PN,
How do ya think I feel, living out here in the wilds of SLC, UT?
Anybody, anybody? Beuler, Beuler? (chirp chirp)

Ex-PH2

@52- Chicago south side. Bo’s neighborhood. 🙂

Mike

When will the people of nk rise up?

NHSparky

Woodman–I used to live in Price/Helper area, and just across the border in ID and WY. Birds? Sage hen, grouse, pheasant.

All pretty tasty, if ya ask me.

SSG V U.S. Army RET

Must have been a North Korean video link —didn’t work worth a s***