Satire; Boxer and Feinstein ask CA to disarm during manhunt
VTWoody and Bam Bam sent us this link to Palookaville Post. Before you get your panties knotted up, its satire like it clearly says in the title, so don’t embarrass yourself;
An intense manhunt for Christopher Dorner that aroused fear across several states and Mexico focused late Thursday on Big Bear Lake, about 80 miles east of Los Angeles, where police found a burned-out pickup truck that belonged to the ex-military and former police officer Dorner.
Throughout the day, Senators Feinstein and Boxer made desperate pleas for their California constituents to turn in their guns and not confront the crazed gunman because this would be a perfect test of their anti-gun proposals.
Have fun with the satire, but Bam Bam threatened to take me off his Christmas list if I didn’t post it, so what choice did I have but to post the satire.
What makes satire funny is that folks will believe it – but it’s satire.
Category: Satire
It wouldn’t surprise me if it were true.
It sounded too squirrelly even for them. I can picture them reading and saying “Hmmmmm… “
This is why you need to bring a gun to a Donner…er Dorner party. 😉
Lol you’re back on the list!
Admittedly I fell for it and recovered later, but never the less, as a few people around the homestead said: what was worse is that this kinda crap was a little too believable.
It’s gone viral for sure…
Don’t be a sucker! If this were a research study, it would be a double blind. Jonn and his confederate, Bam Bam, are doubled over laughing about now. Sure, it’s satire (wink-wink). No way it’s real (wink-wink).
I am curious if Donner’s other relatives are as dangerous:
Dasher
Dancer
Prancer
Vixen
Comet
Cupid
Blitzen
There you have it, the left’s most compelling and legit reason to cancel Christmas forever!
Why do I “need” a 30-round magazine? Care to ask that question again libtards?
Exquisite
Sad that it would probably be true. I bet the old hags are just upset they didn’t actually think of this first…
If only that could be picked up by the AP or Bloomberg News or Reuters and distributed.
Excellent.
Dorner. . . Dorner. . . Wasn’t that a WWI biplane?
It has been brought to my attention, by my lovely wife, that it is Dorner and not the famed reindeer Donner.
Disregard # 6 above.
Okay I am now going to go and wash some egg off my face.
Was that a 30 ROUND magazine?
Holy cow! I thought it said a 30 POUND magazine!
I read it and set my coffee to the side, I was laughing pretty good and wondering how many people might pick it up and run with it, lol. Master Chief, it is a good thing your lovely wife straightened you out. Now if she can keep you on the straight and narrow…
I feel like if they would have waited a few days to publish this story it wouldn’t have been satire. It is just strange enough to be true. Kinda like Feinstein wiping out a crowd gathered for a gun control rally, then using that as evidence for more gun control.