Tuesdays with Claymore
Frankenstorm Edition!! WOOHOO!
Hope and Change for the climate
Kicking the can down the …oh look, a squirrel!
…but don’t call them socialists.
Vote like your job depends on it.
The Army lies to get sympathy. True story.
Tomb of the Unknown…some DUers say it’s a monument to murder. Hmm.
Veteran pacifist defends Tomb of the Unknown.
“I don’t always ruin the world’s greatest nation, but when I do…”
End of days! HuffPo and Daily Kos are hard down!!!! OH NOES!!!
Yeah, I’m guessing he’s real worried.
“Spiritual adviser to a half dozen presidents and registered Democrat can go f*ck himself.”
Galluping in the polls and Drudging up hate.
Blah blah blah…words words…boring.
“We knows it! He wants to stealsss the preciousss!!!”
Criminals being criminals is no excuse to defend yourself.
Rainbows, puppy dogs, concessions to Vladimir Putin…that kind of shit.
“And I’m voting for free Obamaphones!”
Guns almost as bad as obesity?
Does this mean Obama will now have to go back to work?
Queuing up the whole “They stole the election!” meme early.
“You never want to let a crisis go to waste…”
Category: Tuesdays with Claymore
Claymore, how do you handle going there? Do you just look for cat pictures or porn after posting those threads or slam some scotch?
It’s cathartic and a real self-esteem boost. No matter how bad life gets, I can always count on DU to remind me that short of a brain injury, I’ll never be that effin’ retarded.
“1. I’m voting against warmongering, racism, greed and screwing over the poor.”
Soooooo, is he talking about Obama? I do not think this means what he thinks it means.
The original poster in the Army lies thread is too Liberal for DU? Did I wake up ib bizzaro world today?
Claymore, I hope that there are other people in this world who see this twaddle and throw things at it.
Can you be fired for not voting like your bosses want. Yeah its called being in a Union up north. Try voting against their interests and see what happens.
This stuff never gets old, it is like a one way mirror into the lives of the tinfoil hat brigade…the comedian who found Moron in Mormon is probably not as amused by those who have cracked the Obama code as “One Big Assed Mistake America”….in comedy perspective, and timing, are paramount.
Also nice to see they ban liberals who don’t play nice along with guys like me who just ask questions….
“Criminals being criminals is no excuse to defend yourself.”
Some idiot response indicates the writer doesn’t mind being mugged and since he doesn’t like guns he would not defend himself but would instead offer all of his money, his watch, his phone, etc…to the burglar because it’s no big deal…I wonder if they want to rape his wife before killing them both if he would feel the same way, or if they wanted to abduct his child for pornography if he wouldn’t mind yielding and calling the police….what a large group of idiots indeed. Nobody wants to die for a watch, we all get that dumb4ss….but how do you predict it’s only a watch the bad guys want? And why the hell should I surrender what I have acquired honestly to a useless piece of garbage who is a parasite on our society? The thinking at DU on this topic is so alien to me I can’t even comprehend where it comes from.
If it weren’t for DU and DK, there’d be no home for the insane.
“stopbush” is the name of one poster who attacks Billy Graham. Really? “stopbush”??? Bet s/he still brings up the Crusades and the Inquisition as reasons to hate Xtianity.
As for the DUmmie defending the Tomb and its guardians, even he mentions Bush as a reason to hate, and hasn’t sorted out that the prosecution of war in Libya broke every single law the DUmmies claim to defend.
Let’s get Claymore through DECON and goddammit someone have a beer ready on the other side!
I was chuckling when one of the people started talking about pulling the “poor” tomb guards off their post and giving them hot cocoa. Yeah just show up and offer them cocoa and see what happens…
…I also want to add…painfully stupid.