Tuesdays with Claymore

| September 11, 2012

Next up; Godzilla!

Imaginary “Republicans” will always vote for Obama

Poll dancer

…shouldn’t that be ‘axing’?

Imaginary “Republicans” will always call Obama a ni**er

Yeah, but is he a necro-viking?

This entire thing fell apart on the third sentence.

Leftists worry we’re screwing up Mars, because you know, it’s such an awesome place to visit as it is.

…one heart beat away from the presidency.

No seriously, we could have ended up with President Joe Biteme.

Humanely killing sick people.

Well at least this isn’t the first time she’s been proud of her country.

Imaginary “Republican” now sorry for calling Clinton a pot-smoking, draft-dodging douchebag.

As the email turns.

Out of his Vulcan mind.

If you’re going to make up shit, at least make it believable.

“MSM never challenges conservatives”. Holy shitstains, Batman.

…in other words, your indoctrination didn’t work.

Yeah, you guys totally kicked butt…to the tune of $15m in the hole, jackass.

“They is gonna stealz the election again!!!”

Imaginary “Republicans” return shit for a full refund after they’ve used it.

Hey, whatever gets the guilt ridden white people into the casinos, am I right?

DU Theological Seminary

DU Atheist Society

In case you haven’t heard, Republicans are racists…and they envy the size of Obama’s “ego penis”, whatever the fuck that is.

Car washers union…seriously.

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Spockgirl

Thank you, I needed a giggle today. I only read five of them though. What the heck is an Anarcho-Syndicalist / Democratic Socialist? Is that something akin to a moronish oxymoronicist?

Claymore

I’m still waiting on someone to explain what an “ego penis” is.

Just Plain Jason

Thanks I needed that Claymore, I have been having a rough day. The giggles this gives me makes me happy.

Anonymous

#1- We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.

But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting…

…by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs…

But by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major…

JP76er

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021309645

This one has me crying. From laughing so hard. What a douche.

RaptorFire22

They talk about Romney flipflopping. But at least he didn’t only vote present… that’s the kicker.

2-17 AirCav

@2. I’m surprised at you, Claymore. It was one of the Big Three of the ancient Greek city states: Athens, Sparta, and Egopenis (pronounced Egop’enis).

George

I’m probably going to hell for this one…but the first thing that came to mind about the female in the picture for ‘\”this entire thing fell apart on the third sentence” is ‘she’s kinda hot.’

And I know I’m going to hell because the second thing that came to mind was how well adjusted she is to an obviously crushing psychological and physical trauma. Good thing she had all her friends supporting her in her time of need…. :-/

Spockgirl

#2… oh, that one I did understand.

#7… Hahahahahhah.