Tuesdays with Claymore
Imaginary “Republicans” will always vote for Obama
Imaginary “Republicans” will always call Obama a ni**er
Yeah, but is he a necro-viking?
This entire thing fell apart on the third sentence.
…one heart beat away from the presidency.
No seriously, we could have ended up with President Joe Biteme.
Well at least this isn’t the first time she’s been proud of her country.
Imaginary “Republican” now sorry for calling Clinton a pot-smoking, draft-dodging douchebag.
If you’re going to make up shit, at least make it believable.
“MSM never challenges conservatives”. Holy shitstains, Batman.
…in other words, your indoctrination didn’t work.
Yeah, you guys totally kicked butt…to the tune of $15m in the hole, jackass.
“They is gonna stealz the election again!!!”
Imaginary “Republicans” return shit for a full refund after they’ve used it.
Hey, whatever gets the guilt ridden white people into the casinos, am I right?
Category: Tuesdays with Claymore
Thank you, I needed a giggle today. I only read five of them though. What the heck is an Anarcho-Syndicalist / Democratic Socialist? Is that something akin to a moronish oxymoronicist?
I’m still waiting on someone to explain what an “ego penis” is.
Thanks I needed that Claymore, I have been having a rough day. The giggles this gives me makes me happy.
#1- We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.
But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting…
…by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs…
But by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major…
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021309645
This one has me crying. From laughing so hard. What a douche.
They talk about Romney flipflopping. But at least he didn’t only vote present… that’s the kicker.
@2. I’m surprised at you, Claymore. It was one of the Big Three of the ancient Greek city states: Athens, Sparta, and Egopenis (pronounced Egop’enis).
I’m probably going to hell for this one…but the first thing that came to mind about the female in the picture for ‘\”this entire thing fell apart on the third sentence” is ‘she’s kinda hot.’
And I know I’m going to hell because the second thing that came to mind was how well adjusted she is to an obviously crushing psychological and physical trauma. Good thing she had all her friends supporting her in her time of need…. :-/
#2… oh, that one I did understand.
#7… Hahahahahhah.